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#239 - newnewfag
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#197 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
At least we are safe in the water... oh ****
#191 - snakefire
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I love scorpions.

The easiest way to pick them up is by the stinger
#122 - jirichi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
My Emperor Scorpion Skarner is awesome. He looks awesome and he lets me handle him. I don't think he's bit or stung me before. Inb4 pics or it didnt happen, i dont have a camera
#134 to #122 - raigen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Oh really? His name is Skarner? Tell me about him, maybe he's my cousin, or a twin.
#137 to #134 - jirichi
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, I named him Skarner from LoL

I'm not very good with naming things
#139 to #137 - raigen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's alright, that's an awesome name anyhow.
#329 - futtef
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Mac Gargan approves.
#306 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Exactly what those bastards at Bethesda thought.
#327 to #306 - bluejupiter
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#308 to #306 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There is nothing more scary that a swarm of them *****
#309 to #308 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I usually just throw my controller at the ground and cry.
#318 to #309 - zombiemanic
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Boy, is that effective... used it a few times myself.
#320 to #318 - robertolee
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(01/08/2013) [-]
My face when I see them
My face when I see them
#310 to #306 - poutinesalad
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Annabelle makes sweet work of em if you get a sneak attack
#284 - phanact
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#282 - respectmyauthority
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(01/08/2013) [-]
how do you feel about the tailless whip scorpion then?
it has hands by the way
#294 to #282 - ileenover
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(01/08/2013) [-]
It's fine I didn't feel like sleeping anyways...
It's fine I didn't feel like sleeping anyways...
#292 to #282 - harbingerwolf
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I love them, i keep and breed them. Here's a female with her young i bred :)
#319 to #292 - theseventhalias
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(01/08/2013) [-]
that's creepy and adorable
that's creepy and adorable
#298 to #292 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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#230 - devildogchild
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(01/08/2013) [-]
and if that wasn't bad enough...
#104 - iloverapingmen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I've eaten a ******* scorpion before
#159 to #104 - jtblip
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Your name...
#164 to #104 - skinless
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(01/08/2013) [-]
so how was all the guys and **** in you're mouth like
#161 to #104 - ofmiceandmen
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#113 to #104 - Nickdowgg
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(01/08/2013) [-]
How was the taste?
#117 to #113 - iloverapingmen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
best way to describe it would be...raw
#103 - breakfastlunch
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(01/08/2013) [-]
At least they're not combined with winged lions.
#290 - felixjarl
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#263 - ringobyjingo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
bitches don't stand a chance against the mighty power of meerkats!!!!
bitches don't stand a chance against the mighty power of meerkats!!!!
#262 - grimmwaters
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#190 - vladhellsing
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(01/08/2013) [-]
And everyone is still afraid of spiders more.
#193 to #190 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Because spiders inhabit nearly every corner of the earth. While scorpions usually tend to stay in deserts.
#196 to #193 - vladhellsing
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(01/08/2013) [-]
When was the last time you ever heard of someone being killed by a spider anyhow?
#316 to #196 - heartlessrobot
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Couple months ago a hiker in my area died from a brown recluse bite over a major artery.
#211 to #196 - jesusequalsb
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(01/08/2013) [-]
im pretty sure spiders kill far more people than scorpions and it is much easier for them to move from habitat to habitat i work in a grocery store and in the last month have had 2 black widow spiders in the bananas
#198 to #196 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?
#199 to #198 - vladhellsing
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're ******* everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.
#200 to #199 - kingmarston
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And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.
#204 to #200 - vladhellsing
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Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#189 - gamerlunaa
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(01/08/2013) [-]
why did this come to mind?
#209 to #189 - brothergrimm
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(01/08/2013) [-]
damn i just posted that before scrolling down..... deleted!
#176 - konradkurze
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#165 - goobdol
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(01/08/2013) [-]
OH THE HUMANITY!
#153 - sweetcatz
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have a scorpion in a lollipop and im too scared to eat it.
#29 - fizzythunder
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'm just happy the don't have wings, we should be grateful
#36 to #29 - vatra
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Don't jinx it.
#39 to #36 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Too late, bro.
#69 to #39 - gillieweedz
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(01/07/2013) [-]
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
#70 to #69 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh. My. ****.
Not only is it a flying god-damn scorpion, it's even going to snipe the **** out of u-
#40 to #39 - vatra
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#41 to #40 - angelisk
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(01/07/2013) [-]
don't worry, its just his dick.
#74 to #39 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Scorpionfly and the stinger is actually the penis for the males. Apparently harmless and the worst it can do is stab you with it's dick.
#208 to #74 - vatra
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(01/08/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, the worst it can do is rape/sexually harass you?
#72 to #29 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
they do in the pokemon  world
they do in the pokemon world