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#243 - JoshBauer
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There's a lot of bark scorpions around my house, they're not too bad.
#248 to #243 - frenchtoastdude
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(01/08/2013) [-]
For now...
#190 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
And everyone is still afraid of spiders more.
#193 to #190 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Because spiders inhabit nearly every corner of the earth. While scorpions usually tend to stay in deserts.
#196 to #193 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
When was the last time you ever heard of someone being killed by a spider anyhow?
#316 to #196 - heartlessrobot
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Couple months ago a hiker in my area died from a brown recluse bite over a major artery.
#211 to #196 - jesusequalsb
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(01/08/2013) [-]
im pretty sure spiders kill far more people than scorpions and it is much easier for them to move from habitat to habitat i work in a grocery store and in the last month have had 2 black widow spiders in the bananas
#198 to #196 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?
#199 to #198 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're ******* everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.
#200 to #199 - kingmarston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.
#204 to #200 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.
#171 - trolollolloll
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i get nightmares from how awful The Scorpion King was
#172 to #171 - mattymc
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(01/08/2013) [-]
C'mon the original was fun
#29 - fizzythunder
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'm just happy the don't have wings, we should be grateful
#36 to #29 - vatra
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Don't jinx it.
#39 to #36 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Too late, bro.
#69 to #39 - gillieweedz
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(01/07/2013) [-]
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
it looks like it's holding a ******* gun
#70 to #69 - alexeilvlrussian
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh. My. ****.
Not only is it a flying god-damn scorpion, it's even going to snipe the **** out of u-
#40 to #39 - vatra
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#41 to #40 - angelisk
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(01/07/2013) [-]
don't worry, its just his dick.
#74 to #39 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Scorpionfly and the stinger is actually the penis for the males. Apparently harmless and the worst it can do is stab you with it's dick.
#208 to #74 - vatra
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(01/08/2013) [-]
So let me get this straight, the worst it can do is rape/sexually harass you?
#72 to #29 - lospussy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
they do in the pokemon  world
they do in the pokemon world
#331 - dragontamers ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
They taste nice as well.
#330 - mcquiston
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(01/08/2013) [-]
As seen on sickipedia!
#326 - frostbiteen
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**frostbiteen rolled a random image posted in comment #2815609 at MLP Friendly Board **
#252 - dlard
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#249 - fuckthepolice
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Right from God's facebook page.
#222 - dubsmckenzie
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(01/08/2013) [-]
"...then make them really small."
#210 - smittyslayer
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(01/08/2013) [-]
you know just saying this as a fact people are scared of bugs and all that because something in the human brain triggers when it sees a bug or anything with more than four legs scurrying across a surface to sorta be freaked out
#188 - anon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Haha, welcome to Arizona, how may I help you?
#201 to #188 - greatcornholio
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I live in Arizona and I haven't seen a scorpion anywhere.
#220 to #201 - getsheadfromdolan
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(01/08/2013) [-]
i live in Arizona. i saw a scorpion in my garage once. first scorpion i had ever seen in real life. i killed it as soon as i saw it and its corpse lays in my garage. i still check my shoes...
#182 - huntergriff
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(01/08/2013) [-]
meh, i prefer scorpions over spiders.
#31 - jjvoodoo
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i love scorpions
#27 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
WHO LOVES SKARNER? I DO
#67 to #27 - joshythehipster
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Get an account, and we'll take you seriously.
#20 - heretofuckshitup
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i haven't slept in 72 hours...now think about that, my life brought me here to know that i won't sleep for 72 more. thank you for that.