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#176 - dapianoman
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I even ate a donut last night...how did he...I can't....wut...
#160 - bdub ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god he didn't even clean up?
#441 to #160 - ringobyjingo
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(01/08/2013) [-]
what if he fell asleep before he jizzed?
#217 to #160 - charitar
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(01/08/2013) [-]
There is a very simple solution.

Eat it.
#201 to #160 - rotinaj
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I found that if you masturbate once or twice a day you won't actually skeet sperm when you cum.
#225 to #201 - the fuzzball ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I think you just broke something...seek help
#202 to #201 - bdub ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Brool Story Co. Except there will still be some semen
#191 to #160 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(01/07/2013) [-]
You just try to get it all on one side of the mattress.
And avoid that side until morning.
#173 to #160 - spacestalin
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(01/07/2013) [-]
you're gonna wash the sheets eventually.
#324 to #173 - iron **User deleted account**
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#189 to #173 - ofmiceandmen
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#183 to #173 - vortexrain
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I don't have sheets on my bed, nor do I clean up. I just flip the mattress occasionally.
#206 to #183 - ubuntuchosen
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(01/07/2013) [-]
what the ****
#174 to #173 - bdub ONLINE
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#164 to #160 - iron **User deleted account**
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#171 to #164 - bdub ONLINE
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#167 to #164 - allnamesrtaken
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#159 - therulethirtyfour
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**therulethirtyfour rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at jennifer nippleston **>what puts me to sleep
#158 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
is that javale mgee?!?!?!
#204 to #158 - candytaker
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I was thinking the exact same ******* thing... But no, cause this guy's arms aren't as long as a goddamn basketball court.
#155 - Bad Man
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(01/07/2013) [-]
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**Bad Man rolled a random image posted in comment #2819214 at MLP Friendly Board ** What puts me to sleep.
#154 - masterofzepens
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(01/07/2013) [-]
All men dont sleep like black people
#172 to #154 - theonlytinman
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Deal with it
Deal with it
#153 - doctorflabbergast
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**doctorflabbergast rolled a random image posted in comment #2635032 at MLP Friendly Board ** What puts me to sleep.
#148 - iamjustheretoroll
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #2526678 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw this is fukken true
#145 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(01/07/2013) [-]
is that Dre?
#149 to #145 - jldragon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
No you ******* idiot, it's Barack Obama
No you ******* idiot, it's Barack Obama
#168 to #149 - eighthzeus
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh my god you're both wrong, it's Stevie Wonder
#181 to #168 - buthow
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Definitely Obama.
#182 to #181 - eighthzeus
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I just don't see it.
#199 to #182 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
This needs more thumbs
#184 to #182 - buthow
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(01/07/2013) [-]
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#152 to #149 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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#139 - handofdestiny
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(01/07/2013) [-]
sometimes I skip few first things..
#138 - mrkillernine
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#136 - emazegenociide
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#222 to #136 - xgameloverx
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#190 to #136 - stripeygreenhat
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#186 to #136 - funnnyjunkie
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(01/07/2013) [-]
re....related?
#170 to #136 - assassinskater
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i re \watched it cause i wanted to see what the begaining was
#163 to #136 - ishotthedeputy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Why the hell did I waste all that time watching that?
#131 - rshowat ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I hate to say this, but when I'm going to sleep, jacking off tires me out and I fall asleap.

HOWEVER;
When I wake up, and don't feel like getting out of bed, jacking off wakes me up, and I fell ready to tackle the day.


****** up man...
#291 to #131 - Edrosty
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(01/08/2013) [-]
A wise man on Funnyjunk here in the comments section, long ago said these great words of wisdom.

"Can't sleep? Fap. Can't wake up? Fap. Problem solved."
#142 to #131 - jldragon
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#133 to #131 - Asdflvr
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(01/07/2013) [-]
nope pretty much what I do
#128 - Black demon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**Black demon rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at I got blue eyes too ** < what helps me sleep
#125 - mookiez
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**mookiez rolled a random image posted in comment #2592799 at MLP Friendly Board ** what puts Me to sleep.
#144 to #125 - jldragon
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#192 to #144 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
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#185 to #144 - SgtBaha
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(01/07/2013) [-]
That's not icing.
That's not icing.
#196 to #185 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(01/07/2013) [-]
That's not a roll either.
#123 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Fapping wakes me up, so this process usually just happens over and over and over again.
I often stay up all night eating and masturbating.
#150 to #123 - triggathepirate
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#137 to #123 - ilovehitler
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(01/07/2013) [-]
So do you eat your jizz?
#147 to #137 - jldragon
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#121 - theavatarspupil
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(01/07/2013) [-]
WRONG! i eat after i fap......
#120 - noodlelover
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(01/07/2013) [-]
uhm that is alll completely true
#116 - littlenish
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(01/07/2013) [-]
It's not always a computer. When I can't sleep, I warm up some milk, put honey it it, take it back upstairs, masturbate, and drink the little amount of honey milk in the cup, and I basically pass out.
#122 to #116 - skorchy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Something tells me having honey textured milk and cum in a dark room at the same time is a terrible idea.
#165 to #122 - littlenish
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I don't see why it's bad.
#110 - crazyolitis
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Dammit! You've revealed the secret of all men, OP, WHY?!
Dammit! You've revealed the secret of all men, OP, WHY?!
#126 to #110 - harbingerwolf
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Because now women everywhere will know now we need sex to sleep every night.
#130 to #126 - crazyolitis
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Exactly! Horribly !!Unacceptable!!!
Exactly! Horribly !!Unacceptable!!!