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User avatar #355 - happytoaster (01/09/2013) [-]
1. i'll be 20 in 6 months
2. I have an unexplained sexual desire for redheads
3. i occationally go on other sites other than FJ
User avatar #332 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
I play the **** out of TF2
I have a girlfriend
I live in the Mid-West
User avatar #326 - lemonlord ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
I've been stabbed in the chest.
I own a Pokemon bed spread.
I have never drank so much I've blacked out.
User avatar #303 - lounmendez (01/08/2013) [-]
i like comic books
i used to buy a piƱata every friday
i'm from colombia
User avatar #282 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2013) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend
I'm a virgin
I've gotten about a dozen blowjobs from 2 different girls.
User avatar #247 - WolfRider (01/08/2013) [-]
op is a faggot
op is a faggot
op is a pretty cool guy
User avatar #229 - DJKitty (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I masturbate frequently to dendrophiliac porn.
My little sister was murdered by my father
My penis had a cyst on it which i popped with a rusty spoon

Figure that out bitch
User avatar #224 - Bryle (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1) I have two finger's missing from my right hand.
2) I went insane at college.
3) I can and do travel through time.
#188 - undiscovered (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm honest.
I'm a liar.
I enjoy watching you getting frustrated by trying to figure this out.
User avatar #176 - taxation (01/08/2013) [-]
I like trains.
I have at least 100 dollars in the bank.
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
#168 - ricaboo ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I am a shark.   
All i want is love.   
I am evil.
I am a shark.
All i want is love.
I am evil.
User avatar #148 - Rollerofdouble (01/07/2013) [-]
My name is Steven Derek Francis Alexander Hudson
I am a young member of the Alliance Party of Northern Ireland
I had sex with a woman at the back of a cinema, on two separate occasions
User avatar #141 - anbieter (01/07/2013) [-]
>My eyes are blue.
>My hair is blonde.
>I'm a neonazi.
User avatar #116 - dagramcraka ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>I have a dog
>I like pepsi
>I've been to mexico 8 times
#172 - AngelsShadow (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm still in love with my ex
I used to kill people for a living
I can't live with the things that I've done... The people I've killed... The three years of being constantly tortured and starved until I couldn't stand it anymore... Then going home and being suspended from the underground military that I belonged to... We were called "Cerberus"... They put our organization into a video game so that if people asked questions they could just write it off as a reference to something fun... But it was everything but fun. We were cornered more times than I care to admit... I was sent to North Korea on an intelligence gathering mission... That's when things went wrong... We were found out, we were posing as loyals to the DPRK and gathering and reporting everything we could find, anyone from the Kim dynasty didn't so much as take a piss without us reporting. We were at a banquette when we were discovered, we were approached by three military men and taken into custody... That's when the torture began... I lost 3 good men while we were in captivity. Finally Cerberus came through and took me out of there. Upon arrival in the States I was informed that our organization was being disband... Ever since I've been making a life for myself...

Try to find the lie now ************ !!
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