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User avatar #355 - happytoaster (01/09/2013) [-]
1. i'll be 20 in 6 months
2. I have an unexplained sexual desire for redheads
3. i occationally go on other sites other than FJ
User avatar #332 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
I play the **** out of TF2
I have a girlfriend
I live in the Mid-West
User avatar #326 - lemonlord (01/08/2013) [-]
I've been stabbed in the chest.
I own a Pokemon bed spread.
I have never drank so much I've blacked out.
User avatar #303 - lounmendez (01/08/2013) [-]
i like comic books
i used to buy a piƱata every friday
i'm from colombia
User avatar #247 - WolfRider ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
op is a faggot
op is a faggot
op is a pretty cool guy
User avatar #229 - DJKitty ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I masturbate frequently to dendrophiliac porn.
My little sister was murdered by my father
My penis had a cyst on it which i popped with a rusty spoon

Figure that out bitch
User avatar #193 - vortexrain ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm 18 years old.
I've experimented with gay sex.
I've read the entirety of the Vladmir Tod series.
User avatar #181 - epicsauciness (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm engaged
I'm majoring in computer science
I own an N64
User avatar #171 - DisTurbdKanYE (01/07/2013) [-]
split my brothers skull
im native american
i like futa/shemale
#161 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
#152 - lolabunny (01/07/2013) [-]
I own a tortoise named Esio Trot.
I lost part of my little finger when I was 7.
My favourite part of a cinema trip is the film trailers.
User avatar #125 - peanutbuttahjellah (01/07/2013) [-]
I go outside.
I play more video games than the average person.
I live in Canada.
#113 - themodyourgod (01/07/2013) [-]
I have flown a plane before
I am missing part of a finger
I live with a billionaire
User avatar #99 - AwesomeChick (01/07/2013) [-]
Bed time, I will answer some more in the morning
#172 - AngelsShadow (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm still in love with my ex
I used to kill people for a living
I can't live with the things that I've done... The people I've killed... The three years of being constantly tortured and starved until I couldn't stand it anymore... Then going home and being suspended from the underground military that I belonged to... We were called "Cerberus"... They put our organization into a video game so that if people asked questions they could just write it off as a reference to something fun... But it was everything but fun. We were cornered more times than I care to admit... I was sent to North Korea on an intelligence gathering mission... That's when things went wrong... We were found out, we were posing as loyals to the DPRK and gathering and reporting everything we could find, anyone from the Kim dynasty didn't so much as take a piss without us reporting. We were at a banquette when we were discovered, we were approached by three military men and taken into custody... That's when the torture began... I lost 3 good men while we were in captivity. Finally Cerberus came through and took me out of there. Upon arrival in the States I was informed that our organization was being disband... Ever since I've been making a life for myself...

Try to find the lie now ************ !!
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