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User avatar #319 - iirapechildren (01/08/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend
I hate all people and go to great lengths to spend the bare minimum of time with them, excluding those I care about.
I play LoL
User avatar #303 - lounmendez (01/08/2013) [-]
i like comic books
i used to buy a piƱata every friday
i'm from colombia
User avatar #229 - DJKitty (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I masturbate frequently to dendrophiliac porn.
My little sister was murdered by my father
My penis had a cyst on it which i popped with a rusty spoon

Figure that out bitch
User avatar #224 - Bryle ONLINE (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1) I have two finger's missing from my right hand.
2) I went insane at college.
3) I can and do travel through time.
#196 - fefe (01/08/2013) [-]
im not very good a following instructions...
User avatar #193 - vortexrain (01/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm 18 years old.
I've experimented with gay sex.
I've read the entirety of the Vladmir Tod series.
User avatar #184 - reneeleggett (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am 18
I love video games
I am a girl
User avatar #182 - manthatyoufear (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first name is Osama
I bombed the **** out of the World Trade Centre
I'm dead

HueHueHue!
User avatar #235 to #182 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you did 2 lies and one truth
#168 - ricaboo (01/07/2013) [-]
I am a shark.   
All i want is love.   
I am evil.
I am a shark.
All i want is love.
I am evil.
#161 - fefe (01/07/2013) [-]
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
There is no spoon
#152 - lolabunny (01/07/2013) [-]
I own a tortoise named Esio Trot.
I lost part of my little finger when I was 7.
My favourite part of a cinema trip is the film trailers.
User avatar #148 - Rollerofdouble (01/07/2013) [-]
My name is Steven Derek Francis Alexander Hudson
I am a young member of the Alliance Party of Northern Ireland
I had sex with a woman at the back of a cinema, on two separate occasions
User avatar #138 - shreddykickflip (01/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
OP's a fag
OP is a ****** lover
the number pi ends in dubs
User avatar #106 - Riukanojutsu (01/07/2013) [-]
>i actualy enjoy SAO
>I recently leaked info about a game
>i am top 10000 in CoD
#172 - AngelsShadow (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm still in love with my ex
I used to kill people for a living
I can't live with the things that I've done... The people I've killed... The three years of being constantly tortured and starved until I couldn't stand it anymore... Then going home and being suspended from the underground military that I belonged to... We were called "Cerberus"... They put our organization into a video game so that if people asked questions they could just write it off as a reference to something fun... But it was everything but fun. We were cornered more times than I care to admit... I was sent to North Korea on an intelligence gathering mission... That's when things went wrong... We were found out, we were posing as loyals to the DPRK and gathering and reporting everything we could find, anyone from the Kim dynasty didn't so much as take a piss without us reporting. We were at a banquette when we were discovered, we were approached by three military men and taken into custody... That's when the torture began... I lost 3 good men while we were in captivity. Finally Cerberus came through and took me out of there. Upon arrival in the States I was informed that our organization was being disband... Ever since I've been making a life for myself...

Try to find the lie now ************ !!
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