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User avatar #355 - happytoaster (01/09/2013) [-]
1. i'll be 20 in 6 months
2. I have an unexplained sexual desire for redheads
3. i occationally go on other sites other than FJ
#350 - thehomage (01/08/2013) [-]
Rainbows make scunt cry   
I am 20   
I'm deaf in my right ear
Rainbows make scunt cry
I am 20
I'm deaf in my right ear
User avatar #332 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
I play the **** out of TF2
I have a girlfriend
I live in the Mid-West
User avatar #303 - lounmendez ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
i like comic books
i used to buy a piƱata every friday
i'm from colombia
User avatar #282 - swimmingprodigy (01/08/2013) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend
I'm a virgin
I've gotten about a dozen blowjobs from 2 different girls.
User avatar #276 - redrex (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i just watched porn 10 minutes ago.
i just watched porn 20 minutes ago.
i just watched porn 30 minutes ago.
User avatar #247 - WolfRider (01/08/2013) [-]
op is a faggot
op is a faggot
op is a pretty cool guy
User avatar #229 - DJKitty (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I masturbate frequently to dendrophiliac porn.
My little sister was murdered by my father
My penis had a cyst on it which i popped with a rusty spoon

Figure that out bitch
#188 - undiscovered (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm honest.
I'm a liar.
I enjoy watching you getting frustrated by trying to figure this out.
User avatar #182 - manthatyoufear (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first name is Osama
I bombed the **** out of the World Trade Centre
I'm dead

HueHueHue!
User avatar #235 to #182 - OsamaBinLadenz (01/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you did 2 lies and one truth
User avatar #177 - profflippystix (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i run a shop.
im a man.
im pregnant.
User avatar #176 - taxation (01/08/2013) [-]
I like trains.
I have at least 100 dollars in the bank.
I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
User avatar #169 - OperationValkyrie (01/07/2013) [-]
I have a dog.
I have a cat.
I like bananas.
#168 - ricaboo ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I am a shark.   
All i want is love.   
I am evil.
I am a shark.
All i want is love.
I am evil.
#150 - anoninanutshell (01/07/2013) [-]
>i masturbated today
>i'm a teenager
>i live in asia
User avatar #148 - Rollerofdouble (01/07/2013) [-]
My name is Steven Derek Francis Alexander Hudson
I am a young member of the Alliance Party of Northern Ireland
I had sex with a woman at the back of a cinema, on two separate occasions
User avatar #141 - anbieter (01/07/2013) [-]
>My eyes are blue.
>My hair is blonde.
>I'm a neonazi.
#118 - kyman (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>i'm a pilot
>I'm an rotc cadet
>I'm a track thrower for my college
User avatar #116 - dagramcraka (01/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>I have a dog
>I like pepsi
>I've been to mexico 8 times
User avatar #111 - thadin (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I won a junior karate tournament.
I don't have any socks on.
I enjoy hardcore bondage hentai.
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