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User avatar #214 - celestiasbeard (01/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Hard mode ****** :
1. I'm gay
2. I'm a spic
3. I'm 6' 7"
4. I'm adopted
5. I occasionally sacrifice unborn fetuses to our Lord Lucifer
User avatar #189 - lequigley (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My name is Andrew
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Hitler did nothing wrong
User avatar #147 - stardustdragonlord (01/07/2013) [-]
I like waffles
I dont like waffles
I have four gallons of maple syrup
User avatar #320 - shadowfox ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
1. I'm never gonna give you up
2. I'm never gonna let you down
3. I'm never gonna go around and desert you
4. I'm never gonna make you cry
5. I'm never gonna say goodbye
6. I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
User avatar #307 - swissmiss (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I live in New York
I've seen the Hobbit 3 times
I played a game of two truths and a lie as a child, told three lies, got disqualified, and I still think it was funny
User avatar #317 to #307 - ancano (01/08/2013) [-]
All three are lies.
User avatar #305 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I have two guinea pigs

I am extremely allergic, so I can't really hold them

Today is my birthday
User avatar #329 to #305 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to say 2, and Happy Birthday.
User avatar #284 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/08/2013) [-]
I sell propane and propane accessories.
I am a white Detroiter.
I am in college.
#248 - diddlydark (01/08/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'm physically active on a weekly basis.
I'm not obese
I am extremely flexible (i.e: being able to pull my thumb backwards and touch my wrist)
User avatar #283 to #280 - ancano (01/08/2013) [-]
define average weight then? average mass, maybe, but who knows, maybe gravity is particularly strong on you.
User avatar #206 - reigndrac (01/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1.My family owns several streets and backroads in Memphis, TN.
2. I have 12 hens, 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 horse, and two pygmy goats as pets.
3. I've never broken or fractured a bone before.
#196 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
im not very good a following instructions...
User avatar #195 - endface (01/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am a man.

I have a girlfriend.

I am happy with my life.
#201 to #199 - ruhtra (01/08/2013) [-]
i was hoping it was the "i am a man part"
#192 - whiterabbitradio (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I will play a diffrent game.
1. Get a piece of paper and draw three X in a line at the top across the paper.

2. Now draw three O the same way in the bottom.

now, each O must connect to all three X. Post your results.
User avatar #227 to #192 - johnylingo ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
physically impossible, unless of course you roll the paper up making it three dimensional, or go to back of page then punch hole through. but impossible in 2D
#175 - drakthaal (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** the system i added 3 truths and one lie

im borderline to being defined as a genius
i used to be known as a playboy
i have long term depression
i have a girlfriend
User avatar #180 to #175 - bme (01/08/2013) [-]
so theres three lies and your depressed?
User avatar #109 - noideawhatimdoing (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Part Time Bartender
>In college to become a Chef
>Doomsday prepper
User avatar #137 to #110 - noideawhatimdoing (01/07/2013) [-]
nope. i start my 4th semester of culinary school today
User avatar #90 - slaykingftw (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
my new computer cost me $5670
i haven't masturbated today
i'm writing a paper
+1
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User avatar #50 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I love furry
I am asian
I got a car
User avatar #45 - superpats (01/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My roommate's Name is Josh
His girlfriend and he are a little too comfortable around me
I can eat an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting.
User avatar #23 - yunogasaii (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I like video games
I like playing football (irl)
My favorite food is spaghetti
#16 - tricksandshit (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I own a Nissan.
Music and the Arts are my thing.
I'm black and I'm employed.
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