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#107 - karnax (01/08/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
By the way, that's Gustave Eiffel.
#128 to #107 - kankza (01/08/2013) [-]
Guerilla*
#115 to #107 - psykobear (01/08/2013) [-]
You know, that joke was funny about 2 months or so ago. No offense to you.
#152 to #115 - psykobear (01/08/2013) [-]
Ok, what I want to know is, how the **** do I get negative thumbs for telling it how it is? Minus that joke ever being funny; that was to be nice.
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#121 to #115 - fuzzyfurry **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#120 to #115 - gsv (01/08/2013) [-]
It was funny?
It was funny?
User avatar #109 to #107 - aleve (01/08/2013) [-]
Just chill out and take some of me.
#104 - deadmuerto (01/08/2013) [-]
I've seen some ****
User avatar #103 - joeyd (01/08/2013) [-]
God dammit Alan.
#99 - guidedhandsbitch (01/08/2013) [-]
He obviously forgot to eat leftover pizza and fap last night
He obviously forgot to eat leftover pizza and fap last night
#91 - breakfastlunch (01/07/2013) [-]
Well, the answer is obviously the Eiffel Tower, but if his name wasn't on it, you might consider the Statue of Liberty to be the most famous thing he has worked on.

The two buildings are pretty much the symbol of the countries they're in, so this guy is a pretty big deal.
#90 - rasberryassassin (01/07/2013) [-]
I guess that's it then Alan,

you are too stupid to live.
User avatar #110 to #87 - gaussgun (01/08/2013) [-]
For the love of god...moar!
#134 to #110 - DrWeird (01/08/2013) [-]
Ask and ye shall recieve.
#86 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at REALLY MISHA?! **
#85 - isus (01/07/2013) [-]
#84 - ticklemynipple (01/07/2013) [-]
No Alan, you stupid ****** get your **** together
#83 - DivineInfinity (01/07/2013) [-]
Alan you ******* moron why do you even bother going to school
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#80 - bigsaltyballs (01/07/2013) [-]
during the parent teacher conference.
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#78 - ishotthedeputy (01/07/2013) [-]
Alan, what the flying **** are you doing?
#77 - happygrowman (01/07/2013) [-]
wat.
#74 - bdub (01/07/2013) [-]
You went full retard Alan! Never go full retard!
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