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#4 - reican
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(01/07/2013) [-]
The halo clock
#13 to #4 - ASDLSD
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(01/07/2013) [-]
The Halo cock.
#15 to #13 - hunhitch ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
This picture brought sooooo much confusion. That I was literally at my desk having lunch made it bigger and exclaimed "WHAT THE ACTUAL ****" right as the president and CEO of the company where walking behind me. Now they want to see me in an hour with a printed copy of this picture to tell them what I was doing. Thanks Man. lol
#111 to #15 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I hope I don't get you fired haha
#116 to #111 - hunhitch ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
no I didn't but they made me print out a high res picture of it and they taped it to my work stall yesterday. so today I cam to work dressing like it. I got on the elevator with both CEO and president when I was going to work. they laughed there asses off. I was able to walk around the office for about an hour dressed as it best day of work ever. but the massed up part of it was the first the CEO asked me was where did I get a dildo that big and I told him where, he looked a little to happy to find out this information.
#117 to #116 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
OH WOW.
#118 to #117 - hunhitch ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I'm Not Kidding. It was awesome.
#119 to #118 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Pics.
#120 to #119 - hunhitch ONLINE
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(01/08/2013) [-]
didn't take any I'll see if anyone around here took some and get make to you.
#121 to #120 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Okay.
#37 to #13 - hemming
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Why do you have that...?
#113 to #37 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#112
#114 to #113 - hemming
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(01/08/2013) [-]
What kind of... further use....?
#115 to #114 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I have my reasons.
#66 to #13 - benk
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(01/08/2013) [-]
this about as relevent as this picture will ever be. so im gonna put it up here now for fear that it will never be relevant again
#54 to #13 - afreeti
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(01/08/2013) [-]
well thats one way to fire a cumshot
#60 to #13 - chezburgadominator
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Why...why do you have this?
#112 to #60 - ASDLSD
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I was in a Halo thread here and I saved it for further uses.
#3 - ronyx ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
It's just a concept, i doubt we have the tech to build it.
#7 to #3 - lbk **User deleted account**
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#11 to #3 - bonboy
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#23 - ratytang ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
imagine the issues you would have when you are stoking you one eyed monster and the ring moves pinching your love muscle
#55 to #23 - eatherbreather
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Don't need no cock ring clock - it's always time to fap!
#42 to #23 - simbasa
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(01/07/2013) [-]
You take off the ring...
#26 to #23 - awesomeradish
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(01/07/2013) [-]
#24 to #23 - joshlols
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(01/07/2013) [-]
just say penis.
#25 to #24 - ratytang ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
#85 to #24 - doctorlea
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Bajingo
#36 - oversoul
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 - jalthelas
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(01/07/2013) [-]
#22 - heretofuckshitup
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I spent many a time looking into this. and apparently it is only a concept design and sending the man 200 emails of phillip j fry saying take my money does nothing to make this real because again it is only a concept.
#58 - thejizzguzzler **User deleted account**
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#50 - romdadon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
but where was battery
#56 to #50 - samtheironmanii **User deleted account**
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#84 - ridiculiculous
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#109 to #84 - gothdino
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Just watched that movie last night; I loved every bit of it.
#110 to #109 - ridiculiculous
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(01/08/2013) [-]
Hah, I saw this a week ago and I had to make this made this today.
#20 - BabyPainter
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(01/07/2013) [-]
If this is made... I will buy it.... and then... MY RING WILL BE COOLER THAN HIS!!!

******* guy I'm seeing bought the gear ring, now he feels like a boss...
#9 - hipsophobadon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Only for rich people that never use their hands for anything.
#17 to #9 - lordlolland
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Or people who can resist masturbate on the job...


Its not for me.
#49 - thedevilmaycry
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(01/08/2013) [-]
yeah..uh what happens when you do this?
#51 to #49 - graydiggy
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(01/08/2013) [-]
I think you spin the individual rings manually. What it looks like is you line up the lit numbers to the notch on the ring.
#52 to #51 - thedevilmaycry
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(01/08/2013) [-]
ah
#48 - graydiggy
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The one thing I can't stand about it is that it says 24 instead of 00...


It is ******* neat though.
#69 - kaycie
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(01/08/2013) [-]
honestly, it doesn't seem at all practical    
just pull out your phone or look at the ******* wall clock.
honestly, it doesn't seem at all practical
just pull out your phone or look at the ******* wall clock.
#76 to #69 - xxxdemongirl
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(01/08/2013) [-]
some people have the type of phones they need to open to look at the time.
#79 to #76 - kaycie
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(01/08/2013) [-]
oh, that would be too much work
oh, that would be too much work
#83 to #79 - ryuklovesapples
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(01/08/2013) [-]
awwww Jared *u*
#72 to #69 - Rolyat
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(01/08/2013) [-]
The point of having it isn't to look at the time. It's to look good while looking at the time
#64 - kinglobster
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#27 - blueberriez
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I read ringcock, anyone else? :3
#94 - romdadon
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(01/08/2013) [-]
#68 - jesusequalsb
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(01/08/2013) [-]
**jesusequalsb rolled a random image posted in comment #2416713 at FJ RPG **
#28 - isyck
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

#6 - Hyoukin
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(01/07/2013) [-]
...and the minute you clenched your hand, or performed any task that required your fingers to touch one another the rings would not be able to move, rendering it useless. Cool concept, though.
#16 to #6 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I imagine it would either a) Be under glass like silvanyis said or b) be slightly sunk under the edges of the ring, so that it didn't touch the other fingers
#12 to #6 - silvanyis
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Simple, put it under glass like other watches.