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#465 - Ken M (01/07/2013) [-]
As i am listening to stone sour...
User avatar #462 - cancerousiguana (01/07/2013) [-]
Hm. I wonder if the creator of this is a fan of Rock or Rise Against.
#461 - Ken M (01/07/2013) [-]
Hello Friends,
My name is Toki, and I love every singles one of you. All of you are kick-ass rock'n'roll clowns that do cocaine likes my friends Doctor Rockso. You are everything metals in the world. Honestly, you ams all awesome. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of regular jackoffs because they ams dildos, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking making model areoplanes.
Don't be a stranger. Come up ands give me a hugs. I'ms a pretty nice guy. I'ms the Rhythms guitarist in dethkloks, and Planet Piss. What sports do you play? I also gets to goes to Rock-A-Rooney, and have sex eith alls of the groopies (Ones of them just blew me; It was SO cash). You are all awesome people who should comes to our concerts. Thanks for listening.
User avatar #481 to #461 - Smidgit (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #470 to #461 - melwach (01/07/2013) [-]
"Oh god, I'm so sorry! I'm the one who should be in hospital.
Alive. With all these presents!"
User avatar #460 - foelkera ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Song title: I saw a flower

User avatar #459 - optimogappi (01/07/2013) [-]
And then there's dubstep:
User avatar #453 - isomeras (01/07/2013) [-]
Actually incorrect, cocksucking OP. I only listen to one or two screamy metal bands and the rest are actually as poetic as rock.

See also: Sonata Arctica, Machinae Supremacy (trust me, one listen to Tempus Fugit and you'll understand) and to a lesser extent ReinXeed.
User avatar #454 to #453 - isomeras (01/07/2013) [-]
It's still a funny joke that made me exhale slightly faster though.
#446 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
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#445 - pariahlol (01/07/2013) [-]
mfw when people don't take a joke
#444 - maxcarnage (01/07/2013) [-]
You sir, are ******* awesome
User avatar #447 to #444 - burnoutlegend (01/07/2013) [-]
I agree, great band, cant wait to go see them live!
#464 to #447 - amazingman (01/07/2013) [-]
I got to see them live last year and they sounded great. awesome time.
User avatar #449 to #447 - maxcarnage (01/07/2013) [-]
You lucky bastard. I read today that they start working on their new album soon, so I'm just waiting for that
User avatar #455 to #449 - burnoutlegend (01/07/2013) [-]
I just bought all the albums instead of pirating after i could afford to, just felt like it was necessary lol
#443 - Shiny (01/07/2013) [-]
Beep bop boop bip bip boppity boop flower wubbity bop boop.
User avatar #457 to #443 - totallynotmiggo (01/07/2013) [-]
Thats not what deadmau5 sounds like.
User avatar #458 to #457 - Shiny (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #499 to #458 - noisia (01/07/2013) [-]
Deadmau5 would be more like:

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu wu wu wuuuuuuuuuuu. wu wu wuuuuuuuuuuuuu. wuuuuuuuuu.
pt tu tshh pt tu tshh pt tu tshh pt tu tshh pt tu tshh wuuuuuuuuuuuu pt tu tshh wu wu wuuuuuuuuu pt tu tshh wu wu wuuuuuuuuuu pt tu tshh wu wu wuuuuuuuu pt tu tshh. wuuuuuuuuuuu
pt tu tshh. Flowers in the wind. pt tu tshh
wu wu wuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
pt tu tshh. Flowing through the airways. pt tu tshh
wu wu wuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

And so on...
User avatar #456 to #443 - isomeras (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #442 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
Music is like candy, it's better without the rappers.
#441 - secretdestroyers (01/07/2013) [-]
I was zip zopping through a flippity-floppity-field, when I saw a flower and zim-zam bippity-boppity Jello puddin' pop!
I was zip zopping through a flippity-floppity-field, when I saw a flower and zim-zam bippity-boppity Jello puddin' pop!
#436 - kraetyz (01/07/2013) [-]
Experimental Jazz: No lyrics, but a 16 minute solo that perfectly symbolize a blue flower.
#437 to #436 - kraetyz (01/07/2013) [-]
#433 - lycoris (01/07/2013) [-]
mfw Rise Against.
#438 to #433 - endsopanow (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #431 - supermegasherman (01/07/2013) [-]
i don't know, i kinda like the country one
#428 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
Fat ben made poop
how's it going I'm ray bingo
asians can actually read minds
try some cock soup
phanact is fart
that's a sexual reference
User avatar #472 to #428 - emptysuperman (01/07/2013) [-]
Does it hurt to be so unfunny? Like are you actually feeling physical pain?
#424 - Soilwork (01/07/2013) [-]
Put on your Yalmulka, here comes Hannukkah
Its so much fun-akkah, here comes a flowa-kkah
User avatar #418 - pharoahemonch (01/07/2013) [-]
#417 - isenseven (01/07/2013) [-]
I completely understand why there are so many people who think metal is all screaming. In even genre, there's terrible artists and there's great artists. There's no such thing as a "bad" or "good" genre of music. It's the artists that make the genres good.

Personally, I'm a Progressive Rock/Metal fan, but I'm a lover of all genres because as a Jazz musician you learn to appreciate music much more than "everything I listen to is good and everything you listen to sucks.

When I first listened to my currently favourite band, Dream Theater, I didn't like them at all. There was just so much going on that I couldn't wrap my head around it in a first listen. Then, returning to their music and really listening to what was going on and the way they wrote the music, I began to appreciate them. Really, from a theoretical point of view, the way they write their music is extraordinary. Not to mention, each member is a virtuoso.

Anyway, I digress. This would have been much better content if you didn't obviously favor rock by using Rise Against's lyrics.
User avatar #429 to #417 - klay (01/07/2013) [-]
i had the same experience when i first listened to Dream Theater, now I love them
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#591 to #425 - isenseven (01/07/2013) [-]
Well obviously, it's just how people that listen to rock classify rap as "talking" or "only about money, girls, and violence."

Too many people don't realize that musicianship lies in the musician and not in the genre.
#440 to #425 - LOLerz ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I ******* hate people when they do that!
#413 - korven (01/07/2013) [-]
This is the lyrics from Whitechapel, "Alone in the morgue". It may be a little dark, but the text is very well written.

As your system contracts. I'm waiting at the end with open mouth
My eagerness can't hold itself my nerves are jolting
I'm on my knees waiting for something to give
Cauterized. The sweat is quenching every feeling in my mind
Dark morgues my home. I'll prowl in the nightfall. They want me to succumb
Isolated murder. No one can hear your screams. Your agony is bliss
Pure virgin held down. Trust me. I'll give you everything. Trust me
The hysterectomy is splattered on my face next stay ostectomy I'm going weak
I'll leave you gutted for authorities to find. Nowhere to be found
My instincts are in vain.

You listen to everything you like. It is that simple
User avatar #432 to #413 - gokuismyhero (01/07/2013) [-]
i really dont like whitechapel, and i live in knoxville. they try too hard to sound hardcore, and its obnoxious. im pretty sure that segment is about rape/murder.
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User avatar #426 to #413 - drastronomy ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
psycopath songwrite?
User avatar #427 to #426 - drastronomy ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
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