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#37 - mallet has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #39 to #37 - zeldapronmaster (01/07/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #35 - defeats (01/07/2013) [-]
At least they use clean water...
#34 - mtandy (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - desuforeverlulz (01/07/2013) [-]
Something you don't wanna do when traveling: make an ass of yourself.
User avatar #26 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
I love bidets 'cause they actually clean your ass instead of just smearing **** all over like toilet paper
#124 to #26 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Think about it as a pencil eraser. It doesn't get rid of the paper's germs but it rubs that **** on the paper until it all smears off.
User avatar #125 to #124 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
And the litty bits of eraser smeared on the paper are like the dingleberries?
#52 to #26 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
If that's what happens when you wipe with Toilet paper, you're doing it very wrong.
#58 to #52 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Toilet paper just gives you a false sense of hygene, when really it's like spreading cement on a brick. If your ******* itches sometimes then don't come complaining.

<--- Just in case you need to visualize


I feel like a bidet salesmen, eww
#62 to #58 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.
User avatar #80 to #62 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or **** ?) on hands = wash with water
> get **** on ass = clean with paper
> logic?



(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)
#240 to #80 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD
#195 to #80 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
There's a slight difference between your hands and your ******* . And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.
User avatar #239 to #195 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
the ******* is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)


I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get ***** with it)
#196 to #195 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
oh and it's also called bidee for some reason
#27 to #26 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
My deepest secret is that I use baby wipes instead of toilet paper. It makes my ass nice and clean and it's a lot easier. Everyone should use them.
#28 to #27 - xjessicaxrabbitx (01/07/2013) [-]
They actually make flushable moist wipes.
User avatar #25 - gtk (01/07/2013) [-]
**** those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first ******* time I used it it scorched my ******* with lava water. I was waddling for days.
#22 - jakols (01/07/2013) [-]
Crocodile Dundee understands your frustration
#18 - ascendedwings (01/07/2013) [-]
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
#24 to #18 - anonrandom (01/07/2013) [-]
I've been waiting to use this.
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#13 - cocoapaws has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #13 - vivlian (01/07/2013) [-]
what the hell did you think it would taste like? do you think they are filled with soda or something
#10 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
when I was in europe for 2 months, we were rarely in the same place for more than 2 nights. i made sure to always pee in the bidet. is that bad?
#9 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/06/2013) [-]
I feel like this is how people who know what those are actually used for are feeling
#7 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
they're for sloppy deepthroats so all the saliva doesn't go on the ground
it's goes in the sink
#1 - leroiv (01/06/2013) [-]
Could be worse...
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