they're in prevent in italy

First (and last) time i visited a restaurant in France, they had these huge holes in the ground where you're supposed to take a crap or something. Shit was nasty.

I'm in UK and we've got one in our bathroom, not sure why thought my dad never decided to sort the plumbing out for it. So yeah I just think we like to pretend to be middle class

Only one i've ever seen is the one in my uncles and aunts bathroom o.o

ikr

no.

And the litty bits of eraser smeared on the paper are like the dingleberries?

If that's what happens when you wipe with Toilet paper, you're doing it very wrong.

Toilet paper just gives you a false sense of hygene, when really it's like spreading cement on a brick. If your asshole itches sometimes then don't come complaining.

<--- Just in case you need to visualize


I feel like a bidet salesmen, eww

If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.

Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or shit?) on hands = wash with water
> get shit on ass = clean with paper
> logic?



(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)

We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD

There's a slight difference between your hands and your asshole. And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.

the asshole is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)


I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get kinky with it)

oh and it's also called bidee for some reason

They actually make flushable moist wipes.

I've been waiting to use this.

what the hell did you think it would taste like? do you think they are filled with soda or something