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User avatar #39 to #37 - zeldapronmaster (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - defeats (01/07/2013) [-]
At least they use clean water...
#34 - mtandy (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - desuforeverlulz (01/07/2013) [-]
Something you don't wanna do when traveling: make an ass of yourself.
User avatar #26 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
I love bidets 'cause they actually clean your ass instead of just smearing **** all over like toilet paper
#124 to #26 - fefe (01/07/2013) [-]
Think about it as a pencil eraser. It doesn't get rid of the paper's germs but it rubs that **** on the paper until it all smears off.
User avatar #125 to #124 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
And the litty bits of eraser smeared on the paper are like the dingleberries?
#52 to #26 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
If that's what happens when you wipe with Toilet paper, you're doing it very wrong.
#58 to #52 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Toilet paper just gives you a false sense of hygene, when really it's like spreading cement on a brick. If your asshole itches sometimes then don't come complaining.

<--- Just in case you need to visualize

I feel like a bidet salesmen, eww
#62 to #58 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.
User avatar #80 to #62 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or **** ?) on hands = wash with water
> get **** on ass = clean with paper
> logic?

(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)
#240 to #80 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD
#195 to #80 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
There's a slight difference between your hands and your asshole. And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.
User avatar #239 to #195 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
the asshole is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)

I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get kinky with it)
#196 to #195 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
oh and it's also called bidee for some reason
#27 to #26 - fefe (01/07/2013) [-]
My deepest secret is that I use baby wipes instead of toilet paper. It makes my ass nice and clean and it's a lot easier. Everyone should use them.
#28 to #27 - xjessicaxrabbitx (01/07/2013) [-]
They actually make flushable moist wipes.
User avatar #25 - gtk (01/07/2013) [-]
**** those things. Amerifag here, I was staying in Italy over the summer. Very first ******* time I used it it scorched my asshole with lava water. I was waddling for days.
#22 - jakols (01/07/2013) [-]
Crocodile Dundee understands your frustration
#18 - ascendedwings (01/07/2013) [-]
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
WTF Isn't that a bidet?
#24 to #18 - anonrandom (01/07/2013) [-]
I've been waiting to use this.
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User avatar #15 to #13 - vivlian (01/07/2013) [-]
what the hell did you think it would taste like? do you think they are filled with soda or something
#10 - fefe (01/07/2013) [-]
when I was in europe for 2 months, we were rarely in the same place for more than 2 nights. i made sure to always pee in the bidet. is that bad?
#9 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/06/2013) [-]
I feel like this is how people who know what those are actually used for are feeling
#7 - fefe (01/06/2013) [-]
they're for sloppy deepthroats so all the saliva doesn't go on the ground
it's goes in the sink
#1 - leroiv (01/06/2013) [-]
Could be worse...
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