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User avatar #92 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
They're dwarf sinks, silly.
#91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
Storytime:

When I was about eleven years old, I visited my grandparents house in the Netherlands. I had, at that time, never seen a bidet before, and neither had my cousin who had flown in from the U.S(I flew in from Brazil). Being two little retarded pre-teens with more curiosity than brains, we started messing around with the bidet in an attempt to figure out what it did. We toyed with it for about an hour, but then we said **** it, gave up, and left it alone.

About two hours later, my cousin had to take a massive **** . He ran past me and made a beeline to the bathroom. Now, to give a bit of context, the toilet always clogged at my grandparents place so we were a bit hesitant to use it. Regardless, I hear from outside the most ungodly set of splashes that ever reached my ears. Inside, a trumpet band was going off and River Stix was being unleashed simultaneously. Even from outside the door, the stench reached my nose and made a deadly path to my brain. I nearly passed out, but I could hear him from inside calling for help.
Half an hour later, his parents and my sister arrive back at the house. They can smell it from downstairs. We all rush upwards, convince my cousin to open the door, and walk into hell itself.
He took a **** in the bidet. A dirty, wet, slimy **** which flowed through the bidet on all sides and was too much for the poor device to handle. My cousin was standing there with this guilty look on his face, but things only became worse when my sister threw up on the floor.
For the rest of the day, I watched my uncle and aunt clean up feces and vomit. It was glorious.

tl;dr my cousin is a retard.
#110 to #91 - noutvissers (01/07/2013) [-]
Your face when you figure out you posted as anon.
Your face when you figure out you posted as anon.
User avatar #166 to #110 - SnailMan (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #91 - neokun (01/07/2013) [-]
Your cousin went and silly'd
User avatar #88 - xoyv (01/07/2013) [-]
gnomes
User avatar #82 - scorcho ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
i want one. seems a lot more efficient that paper.
#90 to #82 - tomob (01/07/2013) [-]
its easier but you kinda still need the paper to dry your ass
#81 - theblargypargler ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I thought the bidet was for washing your stank-ass pussy or balls.
User avatar #86 to #81 - arziben (01/07/2013) [-]
it is ...
User avatar #85 to #81 - angrygirl (01/07/2013) [-]
bwahahah maybe she had stinky breath too
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
I've never seen such a thing in Europe
#69 - Padmeamidalatwo (01/07/2013) [-]
My mom is a travel agent and goes on a cruise or trip at least once a year. She decided to bring my dad along to Cuba and was telling him all of the quirks of that part of the world. She mentioned that toilet paper is outrageously expensive and they'll have to use a bidet. His face when she explains that a bidet shoots water at one's ass to clean after a **** .
#64 - thesuperhanz (01/07/2013) [-]
it's the kiddie toilet obviously
#76 to #64 - thesuperhanz (01/07/2013) [-]
seriously you guys haven't seen The Inbetweeners movie?
#84 to #76 - ninjask (01/07/2013) [-]
Your name, I love it.
#246 to #84 - thesuperhanz (01/09/2013) [-]
Someone knows the reference
#78 to #76 - synapse (01/07/2013) [-]
Barely any brits around here
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
If anybody is wondering, the original use of a bidet, is wash your butt before take a dump.
P.S.: almost nobody use it.
#70 to #59 - nephritho (01/07/2013) [-]
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#73 to #70 - fanchapstick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #59 - gmarrox (01/07/2013) [-]
...Why before?
#57 - endface (01/07/2013) [-]
The 						****					.
The **** .
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
I used to use my bidet for washing my feet.
User avatar #55 - cullenatorguy (01/07/2013) [-]
So what exactly is a bidet? I've never heard of or seen one
User avatar #61 to #55 - galacticboner (01/07/2013) [-]
You use it to wash your ass or man/lady parts when you don't have time for a shower or just took a massive dump which can't be cleaned out of your asshole with toilet paper.
And I use it a lot to wash my feet, as well.
User avatar #65 to #61 - cullenatorguy (01/07/2013) [-]
That's kind of nasty, yet kind of amazing as well.
User avatar #67 to #65 - galacticboner (01/07/2013) [-]
It's not very comfortable in cold seasons, but it's effective.
User avatar #144 to #67 - cullenatorguy (01/07/2013) [-]
How do you sit on it?
User avatar #72 to #67 - octaviano (01/07/2013) [-]
So if you put one of these at belly-heigh, it's for washing hands, and at knee height, it's for the ass?

Damn, poor toilet paper.
User avatar #74 to #72 - galacticboner (01/07/2013) [-]
I believe bidets at belly-height are slightly different in looks and are called sinks.
User avatar #75 to #74 - octaviano (01/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, sinks are only wider and higher bidets.
Or bidets are mini-sinks for midgets.
Poor midgets and dwarves.
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User avatar #50 - neoexdeath (01/07/2013) [-]
Sweet...merciful **** ...They've got some FANCY toilet paper rolls.
#49 - nevernoticedme (01/07/2013) [-]
Just No.
Just No.
#46 - wertq (01/07/2013) [-]
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
******* american. they cannot even survive for one day in other country.
#68 to #45 - miaandvinny (01/07/2013) [-]
How do you know the girl is American?
#66 to #45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
Says the guy posting anon...
User avatar #48 to #45 - sketchE ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
dont lump all of us in with those who care more about whats on mtv than who raping them in the ass
#44 - patofeliz (01/07/2013) [-]
The thing I most missed during my trip to Europe was probably my bidet.

I felt dirty after ******** ...
User avatar #41 - sodapops (01/07/2013) [-]
Suddenly I got an idea for a bidet with super mega-turbo jetstream. Surprise enema!
User avatar #38 - unhappyface (01/07/2013) [-]
i live in Europe and i have never seen a bidet
User avatar #222 to #38 - dontshoot (01/07/2013) [-]
they're in prevent in italy
#89 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
I've only seen them when I go on vacation to France but even there they're not in every house.
#192 to #89 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
First (and last) time i visited a restaurant in France, they had these huge holes in the ground where you're supposed to take a crap or something. **** was nasty.
#47 to #38 - barehype (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm in UK and we've got one in our bathroom, not sure why thought my dad never decided to sort the plumbing out for it. So yeah I just think we like to pretend to be middle class
#43 to #38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
i live in america and my grandmother has had a bidet for like the last 10 years.

i must admit though as children that strange device puzzled us for a good time
#42 to #38 - myrrdhin (01/07/2013) [-]
Only one i've ever seen is the one in my uncles and aunts bathroom o.o
User avatar #40 to #38 - cinematicbrix (01/07/2013) [-]
ikr
#60 to #40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [-]
from the uk, don't see the point in this

toilet paper or if out of toilet paper use hand why go for the inbetween?
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