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User avatar #176 - crackerdawg (01/07/2013) [-]
all this time i thought it was a foot bath... ****
#169 - kaycie (01/07/2013) [-]
trying to find out wtf that thing is by reading the comments   
apparently it's called a bidet, and you.... squat over it after you take a 						****					? or do you do the actual 						********					 in that thing? I don't see any hole...   
and it sprays water at your ass so you don't have to use toilet paper?   
   
is that about the gist of it?
trying to find out wtf that thing is by reading the comments
apparently it's called a bidet, and you.... squat over it after you take a **** ? or do you do the actual ******** in that thing? I don't see any hole...
and it sprays water at your ass so you don't have to use toilet paper?

is that about the gist of it?
User avatar #179 to #169 - NolanNasty (01/07/2013) [-]
Have you really never heard of it before`?...also they are awesome! (Nobody has them in my country but i tried it a few years back on vacation... it was exquisite.
User avatar #175 to #169 - JoshOwnsAll (01/07/2013) [-]
basically it's a ass cleaner.
here in chile almost everyone has one, but no one uses them.
#185 to #175 - greenpyro (01/07/2013) [-]
I was completely unaware they could be found in south america.
User avatar #250 to #185 - peru (01/26/2013) [-]
peru **** yeah
User avatar #252 to #250 - greenpyro (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't know whats more interesting, the fact there might be another peruvian on here, or the fact that you replied to this 20 days after this was posted haha.
User avatar #253 to #252 - peru (02/08/2013) [-]
I got a mention

I check this account like

once in a month
User avatar #202 to #185 - aguta (01/07/2013) [-]
I saw it in a hotel in Rio
#200 to #185 - spanishninja (01/07/2013) [-]
i live in peru and ive seen 3 of these in all my life.
i live in peru and ive seen 3 of these in all my life.
User avatar #251 to #200 - peru (01/26/2013) [-]
Get off me, faggot
User avatar #210 to #200 - greenpyro (01/07/2013) [-]
Never seen any while I lived in Peru, probably because we never went anywhere fancy :P
User avatar #172 to #169 - justsomeunitedguy (01/07/2013) [-]
it's an arse cleaner
#164 - spangle (01/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#162 to #160 - shadowpanda (01/07/2013) [-]
Its a Bidet... Think thats how you spell it. And it is most prevalent in europe, sorry to spoil it for yah bud.
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#167 to #163 - shadowpanda (01/07/2013) [-]
Well I never once disagreed with you that it wasn't everywhere I just pointed to the fact that it's most prevalent there...
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#170 to #168 - shadowpanda (01/07/2013) [-]
Stop being such a Eurofag and acting all butthurt. Jesus christ. You sound like a twat.
#180 to #170 - justanotherzombie (01/07/2013) [-]
Hey have a picture for that
Hey have a picture for that
#241 to #180 - shadowpanda (01/08/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I don't use pictures tho, seems like to much work XD
#244 to #241 - justanotherzombie (01/08/2013) [-]
But they make the comment just so much better, I love my reaction folder. Every six months I put the new stuff on a external hard drive just in case.
#245 to #244 - shadowpanda (01/09/2013) [-]
But... I'm lazy as **** .
#247 to #245 - justanotherzombie (01/09/2013) [-]
Well everyone to their own
Well everyone to their own
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#146 - mrhaihoang (01/07/2013) [-]
they used to have dogs to lick **** off their ass in my country
User avatar #218 to #146 - celestiasbeard (01/07/2013) [-]
Wait a god damn second! My dog has other uses?
User avatar #152 to #146 - fosforgasxiii (01/07/2013) [-]
What is your country then?
#142 - saladtongsofdeath (01/07/2013) [-]
just go to europe and take a massive burrito shaped crap on the bidet because **** you im 'murican
User avatar #132 - Grom (01/07/2013) [-]
in some middle eastern countries, and some african, they don't use either. they **** in a hole and use a high powered hose to blast the **** out their crack (not even joking)
#157 to #132 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
I grew up using the hose thing, didn't **** in a hole though. Always found toilet paper gross, you're just smearing the **** around your ass
#174 to #157 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Well, I don't know about you but I don't go touching my asshole after I used the bathroom.
#158 to #157 - luiselvergas (01/07/2013) [-]
never thought of it that way
never thought of it that way
#123 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
>be american
>have no clue about these things
>go to car dealership in LA
>go to bathroom
>Remote with unlabeled buttons on a rack next to the toilet paper
>The ****
>start playing with remote
>water squirts and sprays my ass
>I shriek like a little girl
User avatar #127 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (01/07/2013) [-]
mustbe been a japanese car dealership
User avatar #129 to #127 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
actually it was
User avatar #133 to #129 - swimmingprodigy (01/07/2013) [-]
ya they usually got them fancy toilets over there in Japan
#122 - fleszar (01/07/2013) [-]
**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at HE GONE AND DIED ** my ass used to drink from that fountain



my ass's face when
User avatar #121 - gowge (01/07/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this is just a french thing not the whole of Europe.
User avatar #165 to #121 - dairybun (01/07/2013) [-]
In spain, especially in small towns everyone has them, if you don't then you're poor.
User avatar #140 to #121 - indeedaleedoo (01/07/2013) [-]
I think only very high end hotels have them, but I might be wrong.
User avatar #135 to #121 - oneeyedfreak (01/07/2013) [-]
No, they're found in most places.
User avatar #147 to #135 - fosforgasxiii (01/07/2013) [-]
No they're not. I have seen such a thing maybe a few times in my whole life.
User avatar #148 to #147 - oneeyedfreak (01/07/2013) [-]
Then you should go an explore your local appliances stores. You'll find all kinds of wonderful things.
User avatar #131 to #121 - datgermanguy (01/07/2013) [-]
A agree. I can't remember when I have seen one of those at all here in Germany.
User avatar #128 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (01/07/2013) [-]
Im Polish and my cousin has one in her bathroom.
User avatar #126 to #121 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
i'm french and i have never seen a single one of these apart from movies making fun of them
User avatar #120 - cryingchicken (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say I have one in my home, it was there when we bought the house and just haven't really done anything with it.
User avatar #119 - warbob (01/07/2013) [-]
This is far from being in whole Europe.I'd bet most of the scandinavians and east-european countries never even heard of it
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#145 to #118 - iamphoenix (01/07/2013) [-]
That just sounds dirty.
#134 to #118 - savstad (01/07/2013) [-]
Actually, my grandmother has one. Your argument is invalid.   
   
Do you even Nordlænning?
Actually, my grandmother has one. Your argument is invalid.

Do you even Nordlænning?
#151 to #134 - friendlytroll (01/07/2013) [-]
Do you even Oslo?   
   
   
   
jk bby i luv u nordlænnings
Do you even Oslo?



jk bby i luv u nordlænnings
#154 to #151 - savstad (01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

But yeah, Oslo is nice
User avatar #150 to #134 - imalex (01/07/2013) [-]
i dont nordlænning

I pump olje

de burde hinte om hvor jeg er fra
#155 to #150 - savstad (01/07/2013) [-]
Fålk fra heile lanne pompa olje, mannj. Så nix... Væstpå?
Fålk fra heile lanne pompa olje, mannj. Så nix... Væstpå?
User avatar #156 to #155 - imalex (01/07/2013) [-]
oljehovedstaden brur
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#114 - DrollHumor (01/07/2013) [-]
Europeans' FW
Europeans' FW
#94 - gatsu (01/07/2013) [-]
mfw I still don't have any clue about how non-europeans wash their butts
User avatar #93 - TheRealNinjaa (01/07/2013) [-]
Not every country in Europe has a bidet just to clarify.
#99 to #93 - mehy (01/07/2013) [-]
Sorry if it sounds dumb , but can you explain what the hell is in that picture ? I'm from Romania and i am sure we don't have these things here ...
User avatar #243 to #99 - TheRealNinjaa (01/08/2013) [-]
They're usually used in hotter countries, such as Spain, Greece, to wash genitals and bumholes after a sunny sweaty day.
User avatar #101 to #99 - yunablade (01/07/2013) [-]
Europeans seem to think is better to wash their butholes with water instead of paper.

Something about liking how it tingles their insides.
User avatar #109 to #101 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
That's ******** , I'm afraid. They wipe then use the bidet to clean the rest out. Otherwise we'd be waddling back and forth for ages. Just sayin'
User avatar #113 to #109 - yunablade (01/07/2013) [-]
I still think is weird thatn in countries where water is pricey and a more apreciated resourse its wasted on something like that.

I just find it weird, besides cannot imagine doing that un a public restroom *shivers*
User avatar #117 to #113 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
Water is pricey? Bro, that's only in the poor ones and they won't have them. Brush up on geography my man.
#102 to #101 - mehy (01/07/2013) [-]
What/ the/ hell ,,,,
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