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User avatar #3 - jacklane (01/07/2013) [-]
So that's how they transport those...
#2 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Crazy things happen at Target, trust me, I work there... Bearded Dragon on shoulder of half blind crazy guy with head tattoos crazy.
#97 to #2 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Dude, you misspelled awesome three times. How'd you **** that up?
#73 to #2 - korey (01/07/2013) [-]
One day I was working back in electronics, it was a few days before the Superbowl.  Some guy walks back and asked me about a TV that was on sale.  I proceeded to tell him about it for about 5 minutes, and then I told him about a few other TVs that we had that were on sale as well.  He said, "Okay, thanks lil' 						*****					," and then he walked away.  I went to help another guest, and a few minutes later, my LOD called me up on the walkie asking if I was okay, and if anything had happened.  He came back to the electronics desk to see if I was okay, because apparently the guy decided he wanted a TV, and grabbed it and just dragged up front.
One day I was working back in electronics, it was a few days before the Superbowl. Some guy walks back and asked me about a TV that was on sale. I proceeded to tell him about it for about 5 minutes, and then I told him about a few other TVs that we had that were on sale as well. He said, "Okay, thanks lil' ***** ," and then he walked away. I went to help another guest, and a few minutes later, my LOD called me up on the walkie asking if I was okay, and if anything had happened. He came back to the electronics desk to see if I was okay, because apparently the guy decided he wanted a TV, and grabbed it and just dragged up front.
User avatar #52 to #2 - anaxilea (01/07/2013) [-]
Target team member thread? I'm loving it!
I work in the pharmacy, and let me tell you, that's where all the real freaks go.
Some of my favorites:

A lady who asked for an extra print-out of her receipt at the consult counter who slipped two of her daughter's Adderall into her pocket and proceeded to demand we give her two more pills because we shorted her (we triple-count our controlled). When we kicked her out, she told us she'd sue.

We merged with a nearby pharmacy who was going out of business, and all their files came to us. There was one lady who came in all confused because she'd gotten a phone message saying her prescriptions were now at our pharmacy.
"I've never gotten anything filled at X's!"
"It says here that you had an antibiotic and Vicodin faxed there about two years ago. That system calls everyone."
"Oh." *long pause* "Can I get the Vicodin, then?"
"...No, ma'am."
"Well **** you, bitch! Where's your manager?"

A man who came in with a parrot on his shoulder every week devotedly until he died. His parrot would carry his prescription bag out.

A meth dealer who came up with stacks and stacks of Sudafed cards in his hand and expected us to let him buy it all. When we refused, he jumped over the counter, knocked my friend down, and started stuffing boxes into his pants. My friend, a six and a half feet tall, round giant of a man, tackled him and fractured the guy's wrist. The dealer was later arrested.
#19 to #2 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
I can second that! Crazy stuff! Before the display TV's were mounted on the walls, they stood on shelves, and were kept there with a security cable. Well, one day the Electronics Team Lead forgot to secure one TV, and some crack head picked it up, but it in their cart, and made it out the store with it. AP found the guy trying to price check the TV in the parking lot. He was walking around outside with the TV asking people where the price scanner was. The Elec team lead put the TV back, and AGAIN, didn't secure it, and the same crack head came and tried to take the TV. AP got the TV again within seconds, secured it themselves, and fired the Elec team lead.

Crack heads are funny. Target is crazy!
#1 - SILENCEnight (01/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2331465 at FJ RPG ** yay inertia!
User avatar #7 to #1 - tarmorman (01/07/2013) [-]
Trade is **** .
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