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#25 - HaloDiego
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(01/07/2013) [-]
OP masturbates whenever he takes a ****.
#54 to #25 - pbeldin ONLINE
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#30 to #25 - jesusthegardener
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(01/07/2013) [-]
A self-given blumpkin!
#23 - someponynew
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#17 - pasiusquotum
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Does anyone else have difficulty masterbating while standing up? Just me? :(
#113 to #17 - snaikravdra
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(01/07/2013) [-]
huh, no difficulties here... i find it enjoyable in fact
#59 to #17 - thisotherdude
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Difficulty, not really although I do prefer to be sitting down while doing the dead, generally on the toilet.
#60 to #59 - thisotherdude
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(01/07/2013) [-]
*deed
#36 to #17 - snakefire
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(01/07/2013) [-]
my knees buckle and I fall down
#45 to #36 - sagedivinity ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Falling orgasm, feels great man.
#20 to #17 - AvatarAirBender
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I do.
#16 - mikhailovych
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(01/07/2013) [-]
But what if the rain was on fire?
#154 to #16 - thereasonableperso
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(01/07/2013) [-]
What if it was raining men?
#46 to #16 - xyxoz
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Then you'd touch my face while I was masturbating. Probably not a good idea.
#44 to #16 - Nickdowgg
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#15 - warrollan
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#33 to #15 - handyofdoom
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#14 - philliyoMLB
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Because you definitely did not steal this joke from Shane Moss you dickface.
#55 to #14 - mailstrom
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#101 to #55 - huntergriff
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#13 - scorpidea
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I masturbate in the shower so much I own stock in Drano...
#12 - waffies
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Reading comments.... reading..... readin.... read....

I don't have these problems.... Good heavens do you all masturbate this much?!?!?
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#102 to #12 - huntergriff
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(01/07/2013) [-]
dude...i jerked off like 7 different times today...
#103 to #102 - huntergriff
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(01/07/2013) [-]
So...yes.
#109 to #103 - waffies
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#111 to #109 - huntergriff
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#18 to #12 - savirleo
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(01/07/2013) [-]
You mean you don't?
#107 to #18 - waffies
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I've maybe masturbated a few dozen times in my life? and i'm 19.... so no!
#11 - kyfvini
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I masturbate so much after taking a dump that everytime things start getting hot with someone I feel the urge to ****.

Yes, its ******* awkward.
#10 - mrcarpenter
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(01/06/2013) [-]
i fap so much i dont get random boners most of the time
#6 - happygrowman
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(01/06/2013) [-]
i masterbate so much that my boner gets a boner when i touch it.
#5 - phanact
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(01/06/2013) [-]
My dick is so large, that when I get an erection, I instantly fall asleep

People wonder why I nap so much
#4 - farn
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(01/06/2013) [-]
I masturbate so much my hand starts moving whenever i think of sex.
#3 - kingsombra
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(01/06/2013) [-]
This is what I do in the shower
#131 to #3 - daentraya
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(01/07/2013) [-]
And when you have long ******* hair, you spend half an eternity trying to shampoo it, and then another trying to get it out, and then conditioner so you can comb that hairball out..
#134 to #131 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I have long hair and I spend about 2 minutes washing...
#135 to #134 - daentraya
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Tell me your secrets. My mane keeps getting greasy, and the ******* shampoo is a bitch to get foaming
#138 to #135 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(01/07/2013) [-]
oh it gets greasy too after 10 hours or so. I don't know what you consider long hair though. Mine is up to my lower neck. Also I'm a dude so I don't pay much attention to my hair.
#142 to #138 - daentraya
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh.. Mine goes does to my lower back. I love my hair, but i suck at keeping it
#29 to #3 - trojanmannn
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