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User avatar #25 - HaloDiego (01/07/2013) [-]
OP masturbates whenever he takes a shit.
#54 to #25 - pbeldin (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #25 - jesusthegardener (01/07/2013) [-]
A self-given blumpkin!
#23 - someponynew ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - pasiusquotum (01/07/2013) [-]
Does anyone else have difficulty masterbating while standing up? Just me? :(
User avatar #113 to #17 - snaikravdra (01/07/2013) [-]
huh, no difficulties here... i find it enjoyable in fact
User avatar #59 to #17 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
Difficulty, not really although I do prefer to be sitting down while doing the dead, generally on the toilet.
User avatar #60 to #59 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
*deed
User avatar #36 to #17 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
my knees buckle and I fall down
User avatar #45 to #36 - sagedivinity ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Falling orgasm, feels great man.
User avatar #20 to #17 - AvatarAirBender (01/07/2013) [-]
I do.
#16 - mikhailovych (01/07/2013) [-]
But what if the rain was on fire?
#154 to #16 - thereasonableperso (01/07/2013) [-]
What if it was raining men?
User avatar #46 to #16 - xyxoz (01/07/2013) [-]
Then you'd touch my face while I was masturbating. Probably not a good idea.
#44 to #16 - Nickdowgg (01/07/2013) [-]
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#15 - warrollan (01/07/2013) [-]
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#14 - philliyoMLB (01/07/2013) [-]
Because you definitely did not steal this joke from Shane Moss you dickface.
#13 - scorpidea (01/07/2013) [-]
I masturbate in the shower so much I own stock in Drano...
#12 - waffies (01/07/2013) [-]
Reading comments.... reading..... readin.... read....

I don't have these problems.... Good heavens do you all masturbate this much?!?!?
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User avatar #102 to #12 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
dude...i jerked off like 7 different times today...
User avatar #103 to #102 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
So...yes.
#111 to #109 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #12 - savirleo (01/07/2013) [-]
You mean you don't?
#107 to #18 - waffies (01/07/2013) [-]
I've maybe masturbated a few dozen times in my life? and i'm 19.... so no!
User avatar #11 - kyfvini (01/07/2013) [-]
I masturbate so much after taking a dump that everytime things start getting hot with someone I feel the urge to shit.

Yes, its fucking awkward.
User avatar #10 - mrcarpenter (01/06/2013) [-]
i fap so much i dont get random boners most of the time
User avatar #6 - happygrowman (01/06/2013) [-]
i masterbate so much that my boner gets a boner when i touch it.
User avatar #5 - phanact (01/06/2013) [-]
My dick is so large, that when I get an erection, I instantly fall asleep

People wonder why I nap so much
User avatar #4 - farn (01/06/2013) [-]
I masturbate so much my hand starts moving whenever i think of sex.
#3 - kingsombra (01/06/2013) [-]
This is what I do in the shower
User avatar #131 to #3 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
And when you have long fucking hair, you spend half an eternity trying to shampoo it, and then another trying to get it out, and then conditioner so you can comb that hairball out..
User avatar #134 to #131 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/07/2013) [-]
I have long hair and I spend about 2 minutes washing...
User avatar #135 to #134 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Tell me your secrets. My mane keeps getting greasy, and the fucking shampoo is a bitch to get foaming
User avatar #138 to #135 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/07/2013) [-]
oh it gets greasy too after 10 hours or so. I don't know what you consider long hair though. Mine is up to my lower neck. Also I'm a dude so I don't pay much attention to my hair.
User avatar #142 to #138 - daentraya (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh.. Mine goes does to my lower back. I love my hair, but i suck at keeping it
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