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#82 - kaycie (01/07/2013) [-]
how do guys jerk off/ get head standing up?   
I couldn't imagine trying to masturbate standing up..
how do guys jerk off/ get head standing up?
I couldn't imagine trying to masturbate standing up..
#163 to #82 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
yeah It's kinda annoying got to admit..
#118 to #82 - stormtrooperbob (01/07/2013) [-]
I dont mind until my arm gets tired.
User avatar #115 to #82 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
It's a lot easier when your parts are perpendicular to you, not on the same plane going down your body, but as JMF and huntergriff said, it's really not comfortable...
#125 to #115 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
You mean like pulling it vertical up to you? That is a lot easier, but it doesn't feel as good in my personal opinion.
User avatar #127 to #125 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
No, I mean it's easier to jerk off when the stuff in front of you, sticking out, rather than below you, in a hole
User avatar #132 to #127 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
Do you mean a vagina?
User avatar #133 to #132 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Aye, I do
#139 to #133 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
That's not masturbation, though.
User avatar #171 to #139 - kaycie (01/07/2013) [-]
wtf yes it is
#140 to #139 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Self pleasure, close enough
User avatar #99 to #82 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Meh...it's not as hard as it sounds...but it is uncomfortable.
#88 to #82 - JMF (01/07/2013) [-]
Masturbating standing up, I do not like this. Takes forever to finish.
User avatar #78 - furryflava (01/07/2013) [-]
blow me in the rain
User avatar #73 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
once jerked off so hard in the shower, flung my head back hitting the wall and what felt like an aneurysm
#72 - shadowpanda (01/07/2013) [-]
Can't masturbate in shower... to much standing.
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User avatar #70 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
OP better not go to the army or in jail...
#69 - isoscelessandwich (01/07/2013) [-]
Can't handle it.
Can't handle it.
User avatar #65 - mrfourtysevenman (01/07/2013) [-]
i wax the morning wood so often i get a boner every time i open my eyes
User avatar #64 - busterblader (01/07/2013) [-]
i still dont know why i get a boner everytime i want to make poo, is so weird
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User avatar #66 to #64 - mrfourtysevenman (01/07/2013) [-]
cuz you like anal
#63 - lockzph (01/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #62 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/07/2013) [-]
I can't masturbate in the shower. Whenever I get a chance to take that long of a shower, I turn the water up as hot as I can stand it, and I just stand there and melt into a very relaxed puddle of goo for twenty minutes.. The hot water is too relaxing to get a boner up.
#58 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I tie a think string around either the base of my dick or balls, and then I squeeze my balls while jerking it. MFW
User avatar #61 to #58 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
*thick
#94 to #61 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Who gives a shit?

Kill yourself.
User avatar #57 - siickidiot (01/07/2013) [-]
I saw a group named " i masturbate so much in the shower that i get a boner when it rains. " on facebook like two years ago! :o
#53 - jonnytobey (01/07/2013) [-]
I use a coconut-lime scented lotion (I like it tropical) to fap, my girlfriend came over one day and put some on and the smell gave me a boner... psychological conditioning is a bitch.
User avatar #100 to #53 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
...am i the only one who likes to fap without lotion?
User avatar #168 to #100 - melwach (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm usaly too lazy to use it, but when you get a handjob it increases awesomeness by 200 %.
#161 to #100 - jonnytobey (01/07/2013) [-]
I do it without lotion a majority of the time, but sometimes you want some slip for your grip.
#51 - skudz (01/07/2013) [-]
dont forget about that chocolate rain baby.
User avatar #49 - Lolzster (01/07/2013) [-]
Jim Gaffigan?
#47 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [-]
my hot water runs out before i can get off
my hot water runs out before i can get off
User avatar #56 to #47 - thisotherdude (01/07/2013) [-]
That's why I always prep myself before going in, I do most of the work sitting on the toilet without the shower running and when I start getting close I get into the shower and start running the water.
User avatar #41 - cancerousiguana (01/07/2013) [-]
I tried masturbating in the shower, but it felt awkward. I can't do it standing up, I have to lay down or at least sit. Also, I get in the shower to get clean, not to get dirty.
#37 - goatsack (01/07/2013) [-]
Now THAT is classical conditioning!
User avatar #26 - icetre (01/07/2013) [-]
sometimes when i masturbate too much my penis sheds its skin.
#158 to #27 - fractalius (01/07/2013) [-]
The best part of this is how his tail sticks up at the end
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