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User avatar #354 - aussiepridevil (01/07/2013) [-]
my cigarettes ?

oh boy cancer, here i come.
User avatar #353 - fargone (01/07/2013) [-]
Dammit, why are these always 'the item to your left'? I HAVE NOTHING TO MY LEFT. I sit at the left edge of my desk. Going left from that leads to my open doorway. Going left from that leads to my fucking front door.
#285 - buschmasteracr (01/07/2013) [-]
I am now a CPU fan.
At least my job is cool.
*ba dum tiss*
User avatar #283 - millenia (01/07/2013) [-]
Bottle of mulled wine

Oh well, guess I'm an alcoholic.
#276 - Himura (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As long as I get the powers from it I'm good...
User avatar #271 - XxXRoxasXxX (01/07/2013) [-]
I am able to spew Dr. Pepper out of my nipples
#263 - SylverSlayer (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Umm, my bong?
Awesome.
#204 - pointblankrange (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a rock beside me... what the hell is that supposed to make me?
User avatar #207 to #204 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
A rock farmer.
#195 - whoovesthedoctor (01/07/2013) [-]
its time to WOLOLOLO all this shit
#182 - dedaluminus (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ask someone with kidney failure anything.
User avatar #184 to #183 - dedaluminus (01/07/2013) [-]
I no longer have an anus, for I am Ann Coulter
#163 - cptjeanlucpicard (01/07/2013) [-]
apparently fish
#152 - RidingMyPimpmobile (01/07/2013) [-]
My wall of AC posters
My wall of AC posters
User avatar #112 - sanshiiuum (01/07/2013) [-]
chainmail. I can work with that.
User avatar #328 - acar (01/07/2013) [-]
Knife, Stabbing bitches in the face!
#322 - Colonel Claypool (01/07/2013) [-]
A remote. TV WATCHING POWERS ACTIVATE.
A remote. TV WATCHING POWERS ACTIVATE.
User avatar #318 - leojxxitenah (01/07/2013) [-]
A pillow. So I guess I could simply say sleeping, but that's too obvious. Perhaps I smother people to death with a pillow. Or maybe my talent is starting those sexy pillow fights at sleepovers you see in the movies. Nah, my talent is that I hump pillows.
#198 - tdogmeds (01/07/2013) [-]
My special talent is gambling.
#140 - awesomesaucy ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm quite happy with this.
User avatar #135 - unknownmercury (01/07/2013) [-]
Big pile of Starburst wrappers... Oh God, I'm Pinkie...
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