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#418 - tarnis ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
#419 to #418 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
is **** beer
#420 to #419 - tarnis ONLINE
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Its the only reason your father ****** your mom tho.
#422 to #420 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Heineken, no it'll most likely be Jupiler or white wine
#423 to #422 - anon
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hehehe come at me bro with the dislikes Heineken is to mainstream and tastes like piss, try something not to everyday, not saying Jupiler is a lot better though...

<3 Grimbegren
#430 to #423 - tarnis ONLINE
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#354 - aussiepridevil
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my cigarettes ?

oh boy cancer, here i come.
#353 - fargone
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Dammit, why are these always 'the item to your left'? I HAVE NOTHING TO MY LEFT. I sit at the left edge of my desk. Going left from that leads to my open doorway. Going left from that leads to my ******* front door.
#285 - buschmasteracr
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I am now a CPU fan.
At least my job is cool.
*ba dum tiss*
#283 - millenia
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Bottle of mulled wine

Oh well, guess I'm an alcoholic.
#276 - Himura
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(01/07/2013) [-]
As long as I get the powers from it I'm good...
#290 to #276 - mspaintpro
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Of course! You get all of the powers of the wallet. Silly.
#302 to #290 - Himura
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Awesome I can hold cash AND credit/debit cards neatly while feeling some dudes ass and smelling his farts?!?!? Sign me up!
#271 - XxXRoxasXxX
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I am able to spew Dr. Pepper out of my nipples
#263 - SylverSlayer
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Umm, my bong?
Awesome.
#272 to #263 - Eralfnoez
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(01/07/2013) [-]
only thing on my left is three joints and my grinder. I think I'm pretty happy with a cannabis cutie mark hahaha
#195 - whoovesthedoctor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
its time to WOLOLOLO all this ****
#163 - cptjeanlucpicard
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(01/07/2013) [-]
apparently fish
#112 - sanshiiuum
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(01/07/2013) [-]
chainmail. I can work with that.
#69 - apocalypticburrito
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(01/06/2013) [-]
toilet paper?
oh ****
#34 - noideawhatimdoing
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(01/06/2013) [-]
my boyfriend...
#40 to #34 - neutralgray
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Your boyfriend is an object?
#44 to #40 - effzero
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Inflatable ones are
#49 to #44 - noideawhatimdoing
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(01/06/2013) [-]
well if you define an object as something you own, then yes.
#52 to #49 - effzero
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I didn't know you could own another human being
I didn't know you could own another human being
#53 to #52 - noideawhatimdoing
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well he is mine, i am his. he belongs to me as i belong to him. Think of it as companionship slavery.
#377 - scootymcbooty **User deleted account**
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#336 - anonmos
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(01/07/2013) [-]
old nokia....
old nokia....
#345 to #336 - sparkyoneonetwo
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so you have the power of all the gods ??
#244 - grahamernazi
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(01/07/2013) [-]
The uncanny ability to be ****** up as hell, but be alert as ****!
#172 - wickkles
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Headphones?
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#135 - unknownmercury
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Big pile of Starburst wrappers... Oh God, I'm Pinkie...
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#102 - Kaoz **User deleted account**
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#109 to #102 - anon
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you are so fukkin lame.. hurr i have gun! obama should ban all weapons you stupid redneck.. take your gun and shot yourself
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