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#92 - thirteenthdoctor (01/07/2013) [-]
I've never actually texted anyone before.

But I do have this.
#88 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
and a spell that levitates me short distances away. with ebony and siligonder armor
User avatar #82 - slaykingftw (01/07/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH **** YEAH I HAVE A LIGHTSABER
User avatar #74 - akumamika **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [-]
My therapist, and Pikachu with unlimited thunderbolts. I'm set for life and I can get over emotional trauma from killing all mu un dead loved ones. Awesome.
#68 - circuit (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
his gun, unlimited ammo, AND a knife.
i feel sorry for the zombies.
WHA HA HA HAAAA CRY SOME MORE!
User avatar #64 - BEANZDABEANER (01/06/2013) [-]
My friend Taylor (girl Taylor) and a bolt action ballista from Black ops 2 (iron sight and extended mags.) I might be fine lol
#57 - noideawhatimdoing (01/06/2013) [-]
Boyfriend and a pack-a-punched HAMR from Black Ops 2...   
   
						******					 right
Boyfriend and a pack-a-punched HAMR from Black Ops 2...

****** right
#53 - johrai ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
A 17 year old Japanese girl I do language exchange with is my partner, and my weapon is Heavy Machine Gun from a Juggernaut in Red 5's Firefall.

This apocalypse is gonna be AWESOME!
User avatar #48 - mrmuffins (01/06/2013) [-]
M4 Silenced acog DayZ mod and a friend named John. Not a bad day
User avatar #45 - stordabjornen (01/06/2013) [-]
portalgun and a friend from highschool
#40 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
The Assassins Tomahawk and my mom. Wat.
#35 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
Hidden blade from AC III and a knife, my mom as an partner...
User avatar #32 - mruserfj (01/06/2013) [-]
My buddy Sam and a jet on Battlefield 3. I think I'm sorted
#26 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
My brother and a pp-19, I'd say we're going to be okay.
User avatar #22 - Unimaksu (01/06/2013) [-]
my mom, and the bastard gun from Metro 2033... i could probably make a strong final stand, but we'll both die eventually
User avatar #21 - Animefreake (01/06/2013) [-]
Let's see...
My survival partner is my mom (So ******* Alpha.) and my weapon is a katana named ''Finisher''


I'm ****** .
User avatar #13 - ultralinkfan ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
noone and a recharger rifle from falloyt new vegas
User avatar #12 - linktheherooftime (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My cousin Anthony, and a PortalGun. I think we'll be fine. Question though. Do we both get the weapons?
#9 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
My roommate and sniper rifle (or flame revolver) from Borderlands 2
B-)
User avatar #4 - HypomanDan (01/06/2013) [-]
My sister and anduril from lego lord of the rings... I'm not sure how to feel about this
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