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#109 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend starting talking to me again 3 days ago. I was surprised considering I thought she had shut me out of her life (She tended to not acknowledge my existence). Some things lead to another and she tells me that she still likes me.

What to to do, FJ. What. to. do.
#253 to #109 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Depends mate on how your relationship actually ended?
User avatar #258 to #253 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
An unwanted third wheel got in the way. But the blame is on both me and her.
#263 to #258 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Hmmm..., maybe you COULD try and talk things out. Different case would it have been if it was a one sided fault.
User avatar #268 to #263 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
As I said to the comment below, I don't want to get into another **** storm.


But.. It wouldn't hurt to talk to her for a bit.
#280 to #268 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
then maybe you should try it mate ;) but if you are from the sensitive kind maybe you should let it be to prevent hurting yourself
User avatar #288 to #280 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
We'll see man. We'll see.
#293 to #288 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
best of luck =)
User avatar #294 to #293 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #139 to #109 - strawberryyogurt (01/06/2013) [-]
if she broke up with you and shes coming back to you then i don't think you should go out with her again. its like she threw you away without a second thought and then she comes back thinking you'll just accept her with open arms, that you've been waiting for her to ask for you back. but that makes you seem dependent and weak so be strong my man (er woman if you swing that way). Of course this all depend on what type of person she is and i'm thinking like total bitch status so yeah. For those chicks, no.
User avatar #142 to #139 - ahjay (01/06/2013) [-]
Thanks. I really was just thinking how nice it was she feels that way, but I don't want to go through that **** storm that had been wrought before.
#131 to #109 - chriscosmo ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Ignore her till she feels obligated to make it up to you, then **** her and never talk to her again since she left you in the first place.
User avatar #113 to #109 - rjgnal (01/06/2013) [-]
realize she would just dump you again so tell her off
be beta as **** and get back with her until she will get bored.again.
#107 - mitchellhw (01/06/2013) [-]
>Be 15
>Gf 18
>Love each other to bits
>Her bunny dies
>Her uncle dies
>Cousin tries to kill himself
>Gf's knee breaks
>Says we need time apart but still loves me
>Dont talk for 2 weeks
>Get depressed
>We get into a fight
>Pretty sure we are never ever ever getting back together
> ************** .jpg



User avatar #130 to #107 - irockhard (01/06/2013) [-]
imagine her death and masturbate to it.
User avatar #141 to #130 - mitchellhw (01/06/2013) [-]
ahahahahah, **** off.
User avatar #143 to #141 - irockhard (01/06/2013) [-]
ok.
User avatar #112 to #107 - Dwarf (01/06/2013) [-]
When you say your girlfrend broke her knee, are you referring to your knuckle?
User avatar #115 to #112 - mitchellhw (01/06/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #97 - chuckstein (01/06/2013) [-]
>Ex Girlfriend was super nice, pretty, nerdy type who was basically my female counterpart
>We really like each other
>Mom breaks down on her about dating, talking about not wanting her around guys like me anymore.
>She's basically under lockdown, can't leave the house to chill with any male friend
>She tells me we can't go anywhere, it wouldn't work out. Breakup occurs
>She still likes me
>I still like her
>Every day we skype afterschool, it's awkward
> ************** .jpg
#255 to #97 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Of course it´s working out. The problem is her mother. She should accept what her daughter is and that she likes the guys like you. Her mother sounds like a cunt
User avatar #275 to #255 - chuckstein (01/06/2013) [-]
And her dad is such a chill dude. Of course, he's protective too, but not uber-protective like her mom.
#277 to #275 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
You think there are still some chances?
User avatar #281 to #277 - chuckstein (01/06/2013) [-]
Of course. But who knows what will happen by the time she's not on the short leash anymore. I don't mean to sound like an asshole by saying this but I gotta keep my options open. She might not even like me anymore by then.
#95 - Utkezabanje (01/06/2013) [-]
"It just takes too much effort."
Mfw for the next two months after that.
#89 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
hes a strong person to choose this path, i beilieve sir, not one internet to you, but one bitchin life.
#87 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
computer sounded like BMO in my mind. O_e
#86 - superafromanxd (01/06/2013) [-]
Dat Feel when no GF
#78 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [-]
My ex told me to my face that she stopped caring/loving me a month before she left. So many things i did nice for her. She left me for a woman. **** her.
User avatar #250 to #78 - ienjoyrofling (01/06/2013) [-]
> **** her
I tried! But apparently she's a lesbian!
#110 to #78 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
I think that hurts a man's pride worse than simply a girl leaving a guy. Think about it: she'd rather be gay than go for ya.

So yeah, **** her.

and also I speak from experience. it hurts like hell but if she left you she's not worth it.
User avatar #165 to #110 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [-]
It is worse, makes me feel like i was just being used, and that im not worth that much. ya know?
#100 to #78 - nitsuan (01/06/2013) [-]
I had an ex who left me for a "good" friend of mine. I saw it coming but failed to stop it. Then she tried to be friends wit me like a week after and got pissed when I called her a bitch for running of with my buddy. **** her.
User avatar #103 to #100 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/06/2013) [-]
That happened with the first girl i dated, she left me for my good friend that was in my math class, they got together, she turned him completely against me. **** her too.
User avatar #106 to #103 - nitsuan (01/06/2013) [-]
Somewhat the same for me. In the end though they both got a taste of their own medicine.
#75 - IceViper (01/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #74 - sixsicsix (01/06/2013) [-]
I acctually read that as GLaDos. Was funny
#72 - anonymous (01/06/2013) [-]
I am using the phrase, "I can't porn my way out of this one" at every opportunity I get.
User avatar #104 to #72 - sixsicsix (01/06/2013) [-]
second
#70 - eiad (01/06/2013) [-]
I always fear that my girlfriend will leave me, because I think she's too good for me... for some reason..   
what is wrong with me
I always fear that my girlfriend will leave me, because I think she's too good for me... for some reason..
what is wrong with me
#101 to #70 - nitsuan (01/06/2013) [-]
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#80 to #70 - kiwibruuu (01/06/2013) [-]
Don't worry man, you're not the only one.
#79 to #70 - nymphorican (01/06/2013) [-]
ur insecure... nut up and make so she thinks you are too good for her. confidence bro.
#82 to #79 - eiad (01/06/2013) [-]
you're right..   
let me love you
you're right..
let me love you
User avatar #69 - vanoreo (01/06/2013) [-]
You see, I want to date a quiet nice girl who is too nice to break up with anyone.

Then since I don't have the balls to dump a girl, we would be together forever.
#68 - thamuz ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
See,I dunno,I never really cared about this stuff for the longest time. In fact,I enjoyed being alone. My ex chased me around for years before I finally gave in and not because I wanted to,but because I was sick of people hounding on me to give her a chance.   
   
Turns out she wasn't a bad person until the end when I finally put 2 and 2 togeather and seen she was one of those manipulative types,a liar and a cheater. Yes I got my son out of that,and I am happy for that,but a life lesson indeed.   
   
So now I have my alcohol to keep me warm at night and im back to my not give a 						****					 self.
See,I dunno,I never really cared about this stuff for the longest time. In fact,I enjoyed being alone. My ex chased me around for years before I finally gave in and not because I wanted to,but because I was sick of people hounding on me to give her a chance.

Turns out she wasn't a bad person until the end when I finally put 2 and 2 togeather and seen she was one of those manipulative types,a liar and a cheater. Yes I got my son out of that,and I am happy for that,but a life lesson indeed.

So now I have my alcohol to keep me warm at night and im back to my not give a **** self.
#66 - tmbg (01/06/2013) [-]
#61 - blackandwhitegod (01/06/2013) [-]
What funnyjunk has taught me.
90% of the people in feels are desperate for attention, 95% of them have very little control over their emotions and brains, and 100% feel empathetic for people who desperately want attention and do nothing to deserve it.

Well played.
+5
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User avatar #52 - theghostrider (01/06/2013) [-]
This happend to me twice, except with a crush...oh god...all those feels are coming back now...
#62 to #52 - deezknuts (01/06/2013) [-]
that feel. all the time
#46 - misledzach (01/06/2013) [-]
Would have been better without all of the rage faces.
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