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User avatar #163 - crackertron (01/06/2013) [-]
people always say they will try to be friends and **** when they break up if they were friends before, but if a relationship is strong enough to stay friends after a break up u rnt breaking up in the first place

inb4 nobody asked u faggot
User avatar #168 to #163 - oimatewtf (01/06/2013) [-]
i can relate so much man. me and my gf split after a year because she didnt want to do distance, she got another bf, but we would still phone sex and all that **** . and act like a couple. then bam, she just tells me she cant talk to me anymore till she's single.

>inb4 cool story bro.
User avatar #162 - Ravaged (01/06/2013) [-]
1. Wallow in self pity
2. Seize uncontrollably while crying
3.???
4. Shove a remote up your ass
User avatar #182 to #158 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel to, I broke up with my girl after 2 years of being with her. She blocked me from literaly and form of contacting her and then, BAM three days ago I get a FB message from her asking how I have been and that she wants to meet up and talk.
#157 - blutzcrunk (01/06/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2467342 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
<You can always porn yourself out of things
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User avatar #153 - ffx ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
The pain of heart break. I'd rather fracture a bone than go to that ever again.
#152 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
This reminds me that on monday I have to break up with my first boyfriend. Thanks OP.  Just got to keep going no matter what.
This reminds me that on monday I have to break up with my first boyfriend. Thanks OP. Just got to keep going no matter what.
User avatar #333 to #152 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
It was supposed to be a break but it ended up being and all out breakup.
User avatar #334 to #333 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh.. I really dont know what to say other than that is horrible, seeing as I havent been though a break up
User avatar #335 to #334 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
It was supposed to last 6 months, if we still had feelings for each other we would get back together. 6 months later she was in a relationship and had blocked me in every way.
User avatar #336 to #335 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
Most likely she was afraid that somehow she might turn out bad but I could be wrong and probably am. That or she was just trying to block her feelings for you by dating some one else.
User avatar #337 to #336 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
you may be right on both accounts, I just hope everything works out for the best.
User avatar #338 to #337 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
Well I really do hope things work out for you
User avatar #339 to #338 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
And I hope things work out for you as well, it has been a pleasure talking to you over the interwebs.
User avatar #183 to #152 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
you have to?
User avatar #207 to #205 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
why, did he cheat on you, or is the relation ship not going any further?
User avatar #210 to #207 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
We just are too different , im a storm cloud hes a ray of sun light. Thay cant both exist in the same place.
User avatar #214 to #210 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to change you mind but a single ray of sunshine in the storm of life is often a welcome sight.
User avatar #216 to #214 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for the perspective. Maybe I wont.
User avatar #217 to #216 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
my ex and I broke up 2 years ago and I have regretted it every day since. I hope that you will put allot of though in your decision before you make it, and if you do still break up with him I wish for you to find calm seas.
User avatar #222 to #217 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
Thank you again.I'll take your advice. And I'm sorry that that happend to you, I wish you the best. :)
User avatar #225 to #222 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
Your welcome, and she started talking to me again 3 days ago so. things arn't so bad.
User avatar #228 to #225 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
Thats really good. Im happy for you, and I do hope things get better in the future and who knows, maybe you might get back together if thats what you and she wants.
User avatar #229 to #228 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what she wants but I am going in not expecting anything and I don't know if I am ready to be in a relationship with her again.
Although it would be nice.
User avatar #234 to #229 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
Well there are a few possibiliteis as to what she wants, to be friends agian,get back to gether,or just hook You need to login to view this link is a good idea not to get your hopes up, just dont push anything
User avatar #240 to #234 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
I won't push anything. Its just not in my nature, I just hope my good guy side doesn't get the better of me.
User avatar #257 to #240 - xhelliscoldx (01/06/2013) [-]
Good and what do you mean good guy side ?
User avatar #327 to #257 - chaoscustoms (01/06/2013) [-]
I have always been the nice guy and some times it can get me into situations that I can't back out of.
User avatar #328 to #327 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh ok, thanks for explaining.and yes do be cautiuos around her, because she may want something you dont.
User avatar #329 to #328 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
Exactly. I have to be extremely careful. I'm not sure if I am ready for another relationship yet. I am going to make that clear.
User avatar #330 to #329 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
Like i said dont rush anything,she sould understand. If not then from my standpoint its sounds like she's not worth it.
User avatar #331 to #330 - chaoscustoms (01/07/2013) [-]
I think she will understand, when we broke up we both left in tears.
User avatar #332 to #331 - xhelliscoldx (01/07/2013) [-]
If its okay with you, why did you two break up?
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User avatar #150 - tornadoofpuppets (01/06/2013) [-]
Seems everyone else is posting, so what the hell. Short version is that I was dating a girl for about two and a half years and suddenly she broke up with me about two months ago. She lied about why at first; saying she was tired of some of the things I do, and then admitting that she didn't love me anymore. Secretly, she started dating a good friend of mine a week after she broke up with me, according to a mutual friend. I didn't find out till a month afterward. I've been a mess the entire time. Seems whenever I finally come to terms with things, something else comes along to bring me down again. But hey, life's a bitch. Just gotta move on even though **** hurts. A lot.
User avatar #284 to #150 - ellenrimbauer (01/06/2013) [-]
Your story was so close to what happened with me that at first it seemed like you were my ex, but there was nothing to do with another person. Sorry about what happened to you though, sounds terrible.
User avatar #289 to #284 - tornadoofpuppets (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty ****** but that's just how things go sometimes.
User avatar #295 to #289 - ellenrimbauer (01/06/2013) [-]
People say things always happen for a reason, so maybe that means you'll find the person that you were meant to be with, and this had to happen for you to be able to find that person.
User avatar #324 to #295 - tornadoofpuppets (01/06/2013) [-]
Probably. That, or life just decided it was time to **** on my parade.
User avatar #325 to #324 - ellenrimbauer (01/06/2013) [-]
I don't believe that things are intentionally messed up for people, unless it was done by someone that doesn't like you. Bad things happen, but the thing to do it think of the things you have, and the things that others don't I guess. Like you live in a house right? some people are homeless and can't even take a proper shower. Being in relationship is wonderful, but its not everything, and there is still a lot of time left on this planet for you to find someone that makes you happy.
User avatar #149 - phunkyzilla (01/06/2013) [-]
>Implying we ever leave our computers
#148 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Be 16. Never had a girlfriend. Never even had my first kiss. Female friend text me almost everyday. Ask her out through text. She says yes (This is during the weekend) Feelsgoodman.png Get to school, Monday. We see each other and talk, hangout in the morning. Classes starts. Don't see her practically all day. Next day, morning get text, "I don't know if this is going to work out..." Break up. A one day relationship, my first. See her dating some other guy, my friend, who was there, helping me think of ways to ask her out without sounding like a asshole or a desperate sad ol' ****** ... never again...

#242 to #148 - lordumpalumpa ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Anon, do you think she is realy worth it, if she thinks things won´t work out after only one day? I don´t know man, from the story so far, she got with another guy together recently after your breakup? (If i read this right, she got with another dude together recently after your break up) She sounds very imature somehow man
#147 - ovary (01/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
fixed
User avatar #144 - jsrf (01/06/2013) [-]
its cool that moste people hear had broken hearts and have storys about them.

i now know that people on FJ do have lives and have gone through real tough ****
#137 - swagbot (01/06/2013) [-]
cheer up FJ! Remember our Motto...   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
&quot;Bitches Ain't 						****					&quot;
cheer up FJ! Remember our Motto...









"Bitches Ain't **** "
#145 to #137 - Dakafal (01/06/2013) [-]
This diagram should help as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - goldenpotato (01/06/2013) [-]
You know, I actually never really liked that song.

The rest of the album had a bunch of better songs.
#127 - whathappenslive (01/06/2013) [-]
&gt;Be 16   
&gt;Been with her for a long time   
&gt;Go into best buy   
&gt;Notice the most beautiful girl id ever seen   
&gt;More impressive than mine and had a excellent display   
&gt;After a year old GF I left   
&gt;Got with the new in chanced one   
&gt;Offered me a much better experience and overall perfect performance   
&gt; Best graphics card I have had on my computer in years
>Be 16
>Been with her for a long time
>Go into best buy
>Notice the most beautiful girl id ever seen
>More impressive than mine and had a excellent display
>After a year old GF I left
>Got with the new in chanced one
>Offered me a much better experience and overall perfect performance
> Best graphics card I have had on my computer in years
#125 - Sebright (01/06/2013) [-]
HAY EVERYONE, STORY TIME.    
So, it's the abridged story of my dead relationship.    
She was my first, and i was hers. We pictured life together, and all that Jazz.    
She broke up with me a couple of months ago, and we decided to discuss terms a month or 2 after the break up.    
So Obviously, this was terribly difficult on me, but i somehow managed to stay positive about the whole thing.    
Days came and went, and eventually we sat down for that talk.    
She told me that she'd become 						****					 buddies with some no name guy i don't know.    
it was like a knife in the 						*******					 face. Something died in me then, and that was months ago.    
I want to be over it,    
i really do.    
But i dunno, i just haven't moved on.    
						****					 me, i'm starting to tear up.    
Since, i've become a bit of a recluse.    
things are starting to seem a lot more fun on my own, i hardly go out with friends anymore, and i tend to get myself into spirals of self loathing and intense depression.    
   
I've gotten really down before, and i've contemplated suicide on a few occasions.    
   
That's my story.    
Thanks for taking the time to read this,    
have a nice day/evening.    
TL;DR,    
Relationships are messy, and people get hurt.
HAY EVERYONE, STORY TIME.
So, it's the abridged story of my dead relationship.
She was my first, and i was hers. We pictured life together, and all that Jazz.
She broke up with me a couple of months ago, and we decided to discuss terms a month or 2 after the break up.
So Obviously, this was terribly difficult on me, but i somehow managed to stay positive about the whole thing.
Days came and went, and eventually we sat down for that talk.
She told me that she'd become **** buddies with some no name guy i don't know.
it was like a knife in the ******* face. Something died in me then, and that was months ago.
I want to be over it,
i really do.
But i dunno, i just haven't moved on.
**** me, i'm starting to tear up.
Since, i've become a bit of a recluse.
things are starting to seem a lot more fun on my own, i hardly go out with friends anymore, and i tend to get myself into spirals of self loathing and intense depression.

I've gotten really down before, and i've contemplated suicide on a few occasions.

That's my story.
Thanks for taking the time to read this,
have a nice day/evening.
TL;DR,
Relationships are messy, and people get hurt.
User avatar #264 to #125 - nightlynutria (01/06/2013) [-]
Dont worry lil ***** everything will be allright
#246 to #125 - lordumpalumpa ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Seriously, how ******* insensitive can you be and tell your ex-partner after the recent break up "Oh and you know, I have now a **** buddy"

That´s the greates asshole move you could ever made.
Feel sorry for you mate, you deserve much much much better!
User avatar #238 to #125 - manananggal (01/06/2013) [-]
I know that feel too... In those times, I kept pondering what I did wrong , and what's was wrong with me that made me less of a man for her... It's painful true, and what's sad is that slowly and slowly the mutuality of me and her seemed to deteriorate.It's as if there's no WE anymore...
#226 to #125 - muteinasuit (01/06/2013) [-]
Yo man I know you didn't ask for this... Buuuuuut, i just wanna toss this out.

I will never know what you're going through and i won't pretend, but wouldn't making your life something to be proud of just make her feel like a dumbass for dropping you? Like honestly, maybe losing her could be your motivation to go out and live life, explore, and take what's your's. We have the bad times so we can cherish the good, but we won't get any good times if we don't go out and make them. Life is a huge spider web of decisions, and at every fork you have the opportunity to do something. Every day is a blessing and a chance to let the world redeem itself for once being a hell hole. You just gotta forgive it. And as for her, maybe forgive? All that energy you're putting into self hate and possibly resentment towards her can be put towards living your dreams or just doing things that make you happy. Even if that is just being alone. But never give up man, like i said. i'll never know what it's like for you. But I believe this is a chance for you to make the conscious decision of telling the world "Hey **** you. This is my life. I'm gonna kick ass. That girl made a mistake and I forgive her, but i won't waste anymore time on her. I'm gonna live for myself starting now till I die." or how ever you would say it personally. You can pull through it buddy. I know you can.
#221 to #125 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
an officer told me and my mates once "give your woman no more that 5% of your heart... and if shes that good give her 10%, because you never know if she leaves you, or she dies you, wont regret too much "... well he was drunk and i dont know if it helps you but i feel like if i have to tell you... oh well keep it up man!
User avatar #206 to #125 - corkscrew (01/06/2013) [-]
go out and get lost in a bottle
that's my best advice for you
works great for me since I forget what ****** things happened to me that day or in life
(I should also note that I do not do that very often and should not be labeled as an alcoholic)
User avatar #169 to #125 - pwoneill (01/06/2013) [-]
"abridged"

are you saying that you wrote this story and then gave it to somebody who copied it down made minor cosmetic changes and then gave it back to you just so you could post it

You sir are a try hard, +1 dedication, -1 definition usage
#172 to #169 - Sebright (01/06/2013) [-]
Abridge can also mean to shorten (a book, movie, speech, or other text) without losing the sense.
I appreciate your contribution to world literacy, but you should check definitions before labelling people on the 'net.
User avatar #175 to #172 - pwoneill (01/06/2013) [-]
My apologies, i looked it up just now, apparently it can also mean "to diminish" you would think that kind of contradicts the other meanings, oh well sorry OP, i need to more dictionary.
#176 to #175 - Sebright (01/06/2013) [-]
No harm done, mate.
User avatar #154 to #125 - herefortheporno (01/06/2013) [-]
The first relationship is always the hardest. You'll definitely have many more. She's not worth your tears if she pulls **** like that.

>inb4 but I loved her and she is worth it

Well you know what? The problem with loving someone is that we look past all of their faults, no matter how big or small they are, and we view them as perfect. When they pull away, we begin to see their faults and then we end up getting hurt.

And do you really, honestly think that she'll care if you kill yourself? Sorry to be harsh, but if your life isn't worth anything to you, it's not worth jack **** to anyone else. You won't prove anything to her, and she won't regret what she did, and I'm willing to bet money that she'll never say sorry.

But I promise you one day, that you'll find someone new who is WAAAAAYYYYYY better than what she'll ever be. Usually for second-timers there's not as much ******** , especially if you're both on your second relationship. No it won't be the same person, but that's a good thing.

tl;dr it always rains before a rainbow.
#146 to #125 - negrocop ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
I know that feeling my man.. You need to try to get out there.. I had a gf I loved with all my heart cheat on me about 5 months in.. She destroyed me. Yet I let her have another chance.. not even another 2 months go by when it happens again.. The wound it left never stopped bleeding, or so I thought it wouldn't. 3 months have gone by and multiple suicide attempts later, I'm depressed as hell right now. But merely because a girl, my perfect fit, feels like she completes me, is gone and I miss her right now. Have a steady relationship with her. My advice is go out there, have some fun.
User avatar #134 to #125 - onkii (01/06/2013) [-]
i'm here for you if you want to talk about it more. i know how badly things like that can hurt.. just message me if you're interested
User avatar #128 to #125 - irockhard (01/06/2013) [-]
Masturbate atleast 10 times a day and find another girl. Thats all you can do.
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#114 - benighted (01/06/2013) [-]
&gt;be 19   
&gt;go visit her   
&gt;she says shes missing something   
&gt; its what ive fared hearing the most   
&gt;i hold her   
&gt;but she seems cold   
&gt;after a few minutes of keeping her close to me...   
&gt;...i let go   
&gt;she gently falls   
&gt;she begins to fall apart   
&gt;she had no cheese   
&gt;....i ordered her with cheese....   
&gt;it wasn't meant to be   
&gt;my large size combo and me...
>be 19
>go visit her
>she says shes missing something
> its what ive fared hearing the most
>i hold her
>but she seems cold
>after a few minutes of keeping her close to me...
>...i let go
>she gently falls
>she begins to fall apart
>she had no cheese
>....i ordered her with cheese....
>it wasn't meant to be
>my large size combo and me...
#118 to #114 - deathofnight (01/06/2013) [-]
Thats the saddest love story for every american
#117 to #114 - bunssugar ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Actually a cool story.
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#122 to #111 - deathofnight (01/06/2013) [-]
For a minute I thought you were going to finish it with song lyrics or something...but you let it end sad, cheer up man, look at the picture
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