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#227 - skinless (01/06/2013) [-]
Ive never really felt bad about breaking up with a chick or them ignoring me, so i can't relate much since im either heartless or a douche
Ive never really felt bad about breaking up with a chick or them ignoring me, so i can't relate much since im either heartless or a douche
#278 to #227 - justtocomment (01/06/2013) [-]
Or just a non-dependent person. I mean, yeah, this probably isn't the crowd to say that to, but if you didn't feel for them, then it was pretty humane to put it aside. And if a girl ignores you, her loss anyway.
User avatar #239 to #227 - pixy (01/06/2013) [-]
or both! lol
#241 to #239 - skinless (01/06/2013) [-]
yeah probably
User avatar #243 to #241 - pixy (01/06/2013) [-]
...interesting pic
#247 to #243 - skinless (01/06/2013) [-]
thank you
#224 - imonaboatman (01/06/2013) [-]
*fixed for me


God, I'm a ******* loser. Please kill me.
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#219 - grimmwaters (01/06/2013) [-]
>Implying facebook friendships lead to instant relationships
#274 to #219 - lordnerevar (01/06/2013) [-]
>Implying most people would feel bad about losing her if they thought she was a slut for 9+ other guys.
>Implying most people would feel bad about losing her if they thought she was a slut for 9+ other guys.
#218 - procrastibater (01/06/2013) [-]
i have way too many adventure time reaction pics/gifs
i have way too many adventure time reaction pics/gifs
#211 - jacksterlad (01/06/2013) [-]
just friends? big wow not quite a relaionship
User avatar #209 - Lintutu (01/06/2013) [-]
I'm not a guy, so i don't understand this, would someone please explain?
User avatar #266 to #209 - tenthdivine (01/06/2013) [-]
As a man that doesn't really understand other men, I think it's kind of a territorial thing. Like oh.. other men.. She was mine, I don't want other men around her.
User avatar #261 to #209 - xchewsifferx (01/06/2013) [-]
I think the comic is saying the girl broke up with the guy,

then she becomes friends with a bunch of random guys on facebook.

He isn't over her and doesn't want to think about her possibly hooking up with one of these random dudes.

And porn can't even help him take his mind off things.
#213 to #209 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2013) [-]
i'm a guy and i don't quite get this joke either.
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#208 - beastinthesheets has deleted their comment [-]
#212 to #208 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2013) [-]
fag, man up
User avatar #201 - thebestofmurder (01/06/2013) [-]
I've often wondered if I've been cursed with bad luck with women. I'm not the best looking guy out there but I can't say I'm ugly, I'm in decent shape, I think I'm kind and considerate. Now, I've only had once girlfriend. The sad thing is, so did she.
#200 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
> Be a swimmer
> Cute chick on our team, I like her, pretty sure she liked me
> Time progresses through season, we talk more
> Districts
> This is my chance, I'll be talking to her all day
> I have a ******* stroke
> Spend couple days in hospital
> Get out, realize that hey I might die at the rate my medical conditions are going
> Ask her out because yolo
> She says yes
> Day before date
> She cancels for understandable reasons
> ok.jpg
> Some other time maybe
> I'm still in this...
> Swim season ends for people that didn't make state
> I didn't make it, she did (meaning she's with other swimmers and I'm not around)
> FB updates "derpette is now friends with derp"
> Flirty facebook messages
> ****** .jpg
> "derpette is now in a relationship with derp"

There's this small little void in my chest right now going "You've had chances with girls throughout the years, and none of them have ever worked out. You had the biggest possible chance with that one and it went to **** . You are now 17 ******* years old and you still haven't accomplished A HUG. KILL YOURSELF NOW."

Beta. As. **** .
#296 to #200 - cheastnut (01/06/2013) [-]
Katawa Soujo if you don't know it you should look into it.
#244 to #200 - beavisnbutthead (01/06/2013) [-]
don't worry bro i've been in your place before. I didnt get a stroke but I feel your pain. just hang in there.
#230 to #200 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
Don´t let yourself down man, 19 here and the best thing i got was, well also a hug, but I am handicapped ( ****** up legs and spine, wuhu!), but you know, your time will come. Just enjoy yourself for the time being (no, not masturbating) and it will all sort it out itself.

Keep up the spirit matr!
#231 to #230 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
*mate
#248 to #231 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
Sorry about your handicap man :(
#249 to #248 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
It´s okay mate, on 21st of january I get my leg surgery for correcting at least one of my legs and 6 months later the other one. Don´t feel bad about it man! Look for yourself right now, you might have some drawbacks from time to time, but this shouldn´t hinder you to show it to the world that you are one ******* awesome man!
#285 to #249 - skorchy (01/06/2013) [-]
I think I'ma add you as my first friend on this site :)
User avatar #204 to #200 - peapodsarecool (01/06/2013) [-]
Trust me from personal experiance, swim team relationships don't work out. Maybe you had a different situation, idk
#199 - thatoneboner (01/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#194 - kevman (01/06/2013) [-]
Guess I might as well share mine.

>Be 16
>gay
>Meet cute girl
>Taken
>Become BFF instantly
>She starts hitting on me
>Slowly turn straight
>She breaks up with BF
>Says she wants me
>Summer break, begin new job making 1500/month
>First day, call her telling her I'm quitting. Job offers raise. Denied it
>Go back home
>Enroll in summer school to be by her everyday
>Get first kiss
>Alpha as ****
>3 days later, she starts hitting on another guy
>Breaks up with me. Claiming 'We never happened'
>Still denies it ever happened
>MFW I realize I gave up a great job for a girl that threw me away like garbage and ruined my first straight relationship
User avatar #279 to #194 - HonkIfIDriveWell (01/06/2013) [-]
"Slowly turned straight"? Really? So all it would take for me to turn gay is for some guy to hit on me and waggle his cock in my face? Seems legit.
#233 to #194 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
So, just to resume it. You are/were 16 and got a 1500$/month job, which you quitted because of a girl which was your age aswell? Dude, did you really think you will be happpy forever together with her? I mean like, duuuuuuude..., that was a pretty bad move on your side if I may say so.
#265 to #233 - raexe (01/06/2013) [-]
Exactly.
Exactly.
User avatar #189 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [-]
Thunder only happens when it's raining.

Players only love you when they're playing.


They say women, they will come and they will go.


When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.


It's a Fleetwood Mac song titled 'Dreams'. It's beautiful.

Alot of people are posting their stories, so i'll join too.
I'm in love with this girl. She loves me, too. We were together for 26 months. She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. We still talk and we're still friends, but it's in no way the same. We kiss, but it's not meaningful. We don't really embrace much.

She feels "crowded". I ******* hate hearing her say that, as in my mind, that's a spit to my ******* face. I love her so much, it makes me hate her. I wish things where back the way they were. I don't feel like I can be myself. I love her so much though, I don't want to push her away. She means too much. I have faith in her, but things won't be getting back to normal for awhile. Sometimes love is not enough.
OP, and anyone else who bothers reading this. If you believe in love, or even companionship, it will get better. One day. Keep yourself alive and happy so you can be ready for that day.
#254 to #189 - beavisnbutthead (01/06/2013) [-]
Dreams man. My favorite ******* song. I have hope for all of you ******* here. why does **** always happen to us?
#262 to #254 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [-]
If it's pain you feel, I feel for you bro.

Just hang in there, even though it's tough.
#235 to #189 - lordumpalumpa (01/06/2013) [-]
If you are into Fleetwood Mac man, check out Peter Green´s and John Mayalls "Evil Woman" Thought this could belong here...

http://www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=z6Ptup0lIYM
User avatar #236 to #235 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [-]
Thanks, I will :)
#193 to #189 - iamthestig (01/06/2013) [-]
those last three sentences...I hope so
User avatar #190 to #189 - jmanispimping (01/06/2013) [-]
Thunder is only hear able after lightning strikes.*




It doesn't have to be raining for thunder. Thunder is always heard after lightning strikes. Lightning doesn't only strike in the rain, meaning that your statement is false.
User avatar #192 to #190 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [-]

1.) While I've considered this as well from a scientific perspective, I still bear in mind that the "thunder/raining" metaphor is meant to strike a more sentimental thought process, to those who intake the lyrics in the proper way. HOWEVER I do realize that yes, the writer to the song could have come up with a better analogy to compliment the message as well as make a realistic real-world connection.
2.) It's my fault for not putting quotes around the lyrics of the song.
3.) It's still quite a wonderful song, unrealistic lyrics and all.
User avatar #197 to #192 - jmanispimping (01/06/2013) [-]
I will view this song, I quite enjoy your response mainly because it is a lot more intelligent than which you would expect from anyone else. I'm not insulting the intellect level of my online community, but you have a very intelligent way of putting things. I appreciate seeing that in members.
User avatar #198 to #197 - Johnnychristian (01/06/2013) [-]
I appreciate your responses as well, thank you very much sir.
#187 - goobdol (01/06/2013) [-]
It's sad because it's true...


That ******* bitch. :(
User avatar #173 - iktpq (01/06/2013) [-]
dreams can make it worse (well for me at least) like dreaming of better times or just having a dream with them in it. brings back the memories.
#178 to #173 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2013) [-]
mfw I can't remember a single dream ever
User avatar #179 to #178 - iktpq (01/06/2013) [-]
well then at least you don't know what you''re missing out on
#170 - Nameloc (01/06/2013) [-]
That never happens to me.

Only attempts at relationships ended in train wrecks.
First girl, knew her almost my whole life, used me to get to my best friend. Then found her way to every guy at the youth group I went to.
Second girl lied all the time and friendzoned me, then while on her period she'd talk of one guy she loves.

I guess I just have really bad luck..
#166 - pasiusquotum (01/06/2013) [-]
Broken up? Kill her parents. Always the solution.
#164 - nutcrackerer (01/06/2013) [-]
You know what's the worst? A girl pretending to like you and then when you literally fall in love her she says she doesn't 						*******					 like you... Sometimes i wish women didn't exist...
You know what's the worst? A girl pretending to like you and then when you literally fall in love her she says she doesn't ******* like you... Sometimes i wish women didn't exist...
#196 to #164 - mctittyboy (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah but all those guys would be...... A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS
Yeah but all those guys would be...... A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS
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