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Comments(322):
#316
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iliketires (01/06/2013) [-]
All these heartbreaking stories in the comments makes me feel so sorry for all of you. I want to hug you all.
#314
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confusticated (01/06/2013) [-]
Story time motherfuckers:
>Be me w/ gf
>She's perfect
>I'm in love
>She tells me she's fallen for me
>Go out for about a month
>Things start to get awkward
>She tells me she's just not ready for a relationship
>I suck it up and deal with it
>Think that maybe things will work out between us
>3 weeks later i see her kissing one of my friends
>Mfw
>Be me w/ gf
>She's perfect
>I'm in love
>She tells me she's fallen for me
>Go out for about a month
>Things start to get awkward
>She tells me she's just not ready for a relationship
>I suck it up and deal with it
>Think that maybe things will work out between us
>3 weeks later i see her kissing one of my friends
>Mfw
#311
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dashdashdash (01/06/2013) [-]
The same thing happened to me, but instead of having an ex-girlfriend I never had a girlfriend.
#310
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cheastnut (01/06/2013) [-]
>hated all life long "ugly, stupid, ect."
>JR. year high school, have HOPE class, cause it's mandatory girl in same class - Gorgeous easily 8-10, most be SR.
>Pleasenoticemesimpai.jpg
>have bad feel about her, "probably wrong crowd type" i thought
>she's friend of friend, we met, she's freshman
>prom coming up, Wednesday before Valentines
>we start talking, asks if I'm going! me: "I don't think so are you?" her: "probably not" me: "y" her: "don't have date" me: "would you like one" she says yes
>smooth / alpha asfuck.jpg
>start to think maybe i am attractive, we start to plan
>her: "oh I smoke weed& skateboard. is that a problem?"
>don't like smokers, grandma died of lung cancer, hate skates cause they were bullies
>really like her so i figure i can worry later. "no prob." nagging feel from years of being tricked and bullied, feelings are good judgement regardless
>ask y she agreed "i think everyone should be able to go"
>it's pity. guess that'll have to do.
>know little about her, ask friends to keep ear out, Friday nothing happens says she likes V.day stuff, decide to get her cute little teddy with lolli.heart
>that night friend calls "she has boyfriend"
>not emotional guy, stay calm, ask her nicely
>Monday morning. V.day ask about it.
>"oh yeah I have a boy friend too is that a prob?"
>canceled dance
>never see her after semester, graduate year after
>two years now, never been to prom, never danced
>JR. year high school, have HOPE class, cause it's mandatory girl in same class - Gorgeous easily 8-10, most be SR.
>Pleasenoticemesimpai.jpg
>have bad feel about her, "probably wrong crowd type" i thought
>she's friend of friend, we met, she's freshman
>prom coming up, Wednesday before Valentines
>we start talking, asks if I'm going! me: "I don't think so are you?" her: "probably not" me: "y" her: "don't have date" me: "would you like one" she says yes
>smooth / alpha asfuck.jpg
>start to think maybe i am attractive, we start to plan
>her: "oh I smoke weed& skateboard. is that a problem?"
>don't like smokers, grandma died of lung cancer, hate skates cause they were bullies
>really like her so i figure i can worry later. "no prob." nagging feel from years of being tricked and bullied, feelings are good judgement regardless
>ask y she agreed "i think everyone should be able to go"
>it's pity. guess that'll have to do.
>know little about her, ask friends to keep ear out, Friday nothing happens says she likes V.day stuff, decide to get her cute little teddy with lolli.heart
>that night friend calls "she has boyfriend"
>not emotional guy, stay calm, ask her nicely
>Monday morning. V.day ask about it.
>"oh yeah I have a boy friend too is that a prob?"
>canceled dance
>never see her after semester, graduate year after
>two years now, never been to prom, never danced
#308
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cloudstrifeownsall (01/06/2013) [-]
Yay...My turn to share
>I was in tenth grade
>Met this girl, Really liked her
>She liked me too
>Finally asked her out and she said yes
>Dated for three years
>Love that girl with all my heart
>Saved up enough money for a ring
>Have argument one night
>Says she stopped loving me over time and cheated on me
>Last thing she ever said to me "Please don't hate me"
>MFW I still dream about her and miss her six years later
>I was in tenth grade
>Met this girl, Really liked her
>She liked me too
>Finally asked her out and she said yes
>Dated for three years
>Love that girl with all my heart
>Saved up enough money for a ring
>Have argument one night
>Says she stopped loving me over time and cheated on me
>Last thing she ever said to me "Please don't hate me"
>MFW I still dream about her and miss her six years later
#302
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zionsype (01/06/2013) [-]
>GF texts saying we should just be friends blah blah blah
>Text back "k" for the lolz
>She gets pissed as hell
>"WHT THE FUK IS WRONG WIT U BY WE R DUN"
>"k"
>Few days later, hanging out with my friend
>Come around corner, he's in front of me
>Around the corner is GF and friends
>"Oh hey it ____! HIIII!!"
>I come around the corner after him
>Jaws hit the ground like ODST pods
>"WE NEED TO GO, NOW!"
>They all run across the 4 way street and nearly cause 2 car crashes
>MFW
>Text back "k" for the lolz
>She gets pissed as hell
>"WHT THE FUK IS WRONG WIT U BY WE R DUN"
>"k"
>Few days later, hanging out with my friend
>Come around corner, he's in front of me
>Around the corner is GF and friends
>"Oh hey it ____! HIIII!!"
>I come around the corner after him
>Jaws hit the ground like ODST pods
>"WE NEED TO GO, NOW!"
>They all run across the 4 way street and nearly cause 2 car crashes
>MFW
I've been single for a while now and drifting between wanting a girlfriend and wanting to remain single. These posts have reminded me of the dangers of immature girls, I think i'll just stay in my imaginary relationship with my car (or my hand) for some time or until i meet a girl that doesn't behave like she's still in middle school.
I was dating my boyfriend for 2 years 2 months and a few days, I broke up with him because he acted unhappy all the time, and he acted like I hurt him a lot. It was an online relationship but we really loved each other. He's trying to get people to convince me to go back, but I wont change my mind. Were my reasons bad?
You can porn your way out of everything, like when I found out my mom had cancer.
#286
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
>Be 18
>Go to University
>Girl who lives in same flat becomes amazing friend
>Fall in love with her but she has a boyfriend
>Become friends with her boyfriend
>They split up. Boyfriend an heros
>feelsbadman.jpg
>She now has new boyfriend and i just found out she's pregnant
>I still fucking love her
>Go to University
>Girl who lives in same flat becomes amazing friend
>Fall in love with her but she has a boyfriend
>Become friends with her boyfriend
>They split up. Boyfriend an heros
>feelsbadman.jpg
>She now has new boyfriend and i just found out she's pregnant
>I still fucking love her
#272
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arrogant (01/06/2013) [-]
That's like me earlier this year, and I couldn't porn my way out
But I damn sure tried
But I damn sure tried
#260
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Cambro ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
>Be young and in love
>So in love I'm like a damn hippy, man.
>Shopping for a ring
>"Me and her will run off after we get married!"
>Go to her apartment with flowers at the thought of marrying her
>See her sleeping with another man
>Business suit on the floor, this fucker is successful
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Girl sees me sulking and asks if I want revenge sex
>Hatefully sleep with her and make a life altering change.
>Become Barney Stinson
>So in love I'm like a damn hippy, man.
>Shopping for a ring
>"Me and her will run off after we get married!"
>Go to her apartment with flowers at the thought of marrying her
>See her sleeping with another man
>Business suit on the floor, this fucker is successful
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Girl sees me sulking and asks if I want revenge sex
>Hatefully sleep with her and make a life altering change.
>Become Barney Stinson
#252
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beavisnbutthead (01/06/2013) [-]
guess i'll jump on the bandwagon.
> Be freshmen in highschool
>Smarter than the average idiot there
>8.5/10 girl in computer class
>For two semesters I had a crush on this girl and I even thought she liked me back
>Never had a girlfriend, not even kissed before
>2 long semesters I build up the courage to ask her out
>See her before class and ask her if she was doing anything friday
>Replies with "sorry im grounded"
>Look like an idiot and feel embarrassed
>2 years later, still the same as i was, no gf, no first kiss
>I know i technically didnt ask her out but it still makes me feel pretty shitty
> Be freshmen in highschool
>Smarter than the average idiot there
>8.5/10 girl in computer class
>For two semesters I had a crush on this girl and I even thought she liked me back
>Never had a girlfriend, not even kissed before
>2 long semesters I build up the courage to ask her out
>See her before class and ask her if she was doing anything friday
>Replies with "sorry im grounded"
>Look like an idiot and feel embarrassed
>2 years later, still the same as i was, no gf, no first kiss
>I know i technically didnt ask her out but it still makes me feel pretty shitty