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#47 - fuzzzydunlop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #47 - theoriginalbastard (01/05/2013) [-]
Now why would you say that?

Just for voicing your opinion however, I will give you a thumb. Because I am in deed... Not a faggot.
#46 - BaconSmeller (01/05/2013) [-]
Ostrich egg is the biggest single cell organism known to men
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#80 to #46 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #46 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
An ostrich egg is not a single cell. It starts OUT as a single cell, which then divides, and divides, and continues doing so, and then a calcified shell is created around it.
#173 to #74 - BaconSmeller (01/06/2013) [-]
ofc it starts out as single cell and as that single cell it is the biggest
http://www.eggscape.com/birds.htm
User avatar #51 to #46 - enkmaster (01/05/2013) [-]
Thats multi celled.
User avatar #44 - foreveryuno (01/05/2013) [-]
Actually, there were 2 types of supertanks. One was 1000 ton tank and second was 1500 ton howitzer with 800mm gun
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#78 to #44 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #44 - enkmaster (01/05/2013) [-]
Lets not forget Dora here.
#43 - maskedhippo (01/05/2013) [-]
There are more than 5 types of Kryptonite. According to the DC wiki, there are 16 separate types.
User avatar #40 - Loppytaffy (01/05/2013) [-]
If there's pink that makes 7;
Green
Gold
Black
Silver
Blue
Red
Pink
#39 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
Bitch, please. if you want to talk about never completed german war machines, at LEAST MENTION the Landkreuzer Panzer 1500 monster project. it had multiple howitzers, antiaircraft guns, and a single 80cm K death cannon.
#49 to #39 - barehype (01/05/2013) [-]
That's the one he was talking about you nutter
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#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
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There was only a few problems with the monster tanks.

They would destroy any road and sink any bridge they went over.

They would be impossible to remove if first stuck.

And not to mention that they would move at maximum 25 kilometers per hour. impossible in any modern war.
#111 to #32 - dontshoot (01/05/2013) [-]
well the Russians were planning a similar tank but one slightly more plasable it basically consisted of 3 kv-2 tanks tethered together and in theory could be somewhat useable
User avatar #97 to #32 - zoidz (01/05/2013) [-]
But with its overly huge size wouldnt bridges and roads be meaningless? I mean it'd be like moving a Titanic with wheels around, taking out that its 'wheels' are flexible and would be going around, over and about holes and lakes like its nothing. Or would that not work?
User avatar #34 to #32 - wargod ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
you forget about the **** ton of recourses required to build them, which is why they scrapped them
#42 to #34 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
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They did not scrap them, they were only built 2 prototypes, 1 of them including a barrel. It was rater the lack of time which prevented their use.
User avatar #45 to #42 - foreveryuno (01/05/2013) [-]
no prototype of these tanks were built, you ar etalking about Maus, they made two hulls, one with turret. Those 1000 ton+ tanks were only blueprints
#68 to #45 - zeittergiest (01/05/2013) [-]
actually, the turret for the ratte was built, but the rest of it was not. it ended up being used in a coastal defense position as artillery
User avatar #28 - thalfak (01/05/2013) [-]
The nazi super tank was going to be on train tracks.. Too much Discovery Channel or National Geographic :S
User avatar #30 to #28 - PiMaker (01/05/2013) [-]
it WAS on rails. they actually built it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thalfak (01/05/2013) [-]
I wern't sure, watched the doc a couple years ago..
User avatar #35 to #31 - PiMaker (01/05/2013) [-]
but the nazis were notorious for incredible tanks. those crafty german engineers.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thalfak (01/05/2013) [-]
And more... Long distance missile so far that I remember. Prototypes going from Germany to London. And of course the blitz warfare - or was that the Soviet Union?
#171 to #36 - PiMaker (01/06/2013) [-]
her is a render of it. it took me a minute to find it so i stop looking and it came to me in the random picture frame on my desktop.
User avatar #174 to #171 - thalfak (01/06/2013) [-]
Yes very nice, it would be extremly easy to sabotage, just bomb the railway ^^
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User avatar #24 - Kiriopolis (01/05/2013) [-]
There are actually 15 different types of Kryptonite...according to Wikipedia.
#23 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
Actually walt disney had a pet mouse. Its name was mortimer. Mickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer mouse but Walt's wife felt that the name did not fit and so they changed it to mickey mouse.
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#21 - onlyasianonfj (01/05/2013) [-]
I believe that the largest single celled organism is the caulerpa taxifolia. Learned that in class.
#18 - vester (01/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #17 - jacencaedus (01/05/2013) [-]
I like the positioning of the Nazi one, and the Walt Disney one, Why? because Walt was a Nazi, or at least he agreed with their views
#12 - morkotlap (01/05/2013) [-]
The amoeba one is incorrect. Amoeba is greatest single-nuclei organism. Slime mold plasmodia are also single cellular, but are huge and can weigh up to 20 kilos (44lbs.)
#10 - poorjew (01/05/2013) [-]
To be correct , they planned 2.
Here is the P1000 the Ratte
User avatar #88 to #10 - haaaxderp (01/05/2013) [-]
It was the land battleship.
User avatar #72 to #10 - poorjew (01/05/2013) [-]
P is the shortcut for Panzer.
Panzer is the German word for tank.
So the English shortcut would be T1000, and we all know a T1000 is a Terminator.
User avatar #26 to #10 - stijnverheye (01/05/2013) [-]
equipped with a fully operational gas chamber
#11 to #10 - poorjew (01/05/2013) [-]
And here the P1500 the Monster
And here the P1500 the Monster
User avatar #20 to #11 - blargchikahonkhonk (01/05/2013) [-]
and those are why you a poor jew
#19 to #11 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
your name is related.
#14 to #11 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, they never went through with the plans because, sadly, the rule of cool does not apply to real life; they would have been incredibly easy to bomb from the air and destroy.
#120 to #14 - firesky ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
They were planned with 8 Flaks against air attacks.
User avatar #25 to #14 - megustaculo (01/05/2013) [-]
not to mention in urban environments. Whats from stopping a dude jumping out a three story building directly on top the tank and then planting a bomb?
#13 to #11 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
i think OP talks about the Monster, since the P1500 and P1000 stands for weight of the tank (1500 ton for the monster and 1000 ton for the ratte)
#8 - Womens Study Major (01/05/2013) [-]
There is actually a larger single-celled organism than that amoeba. I forget what it was called, but I learned about it in my second semester of biology, in college. It actually grows to about a foot in diameter, and uses the dead bodies of diatoms (or rather, their glass-like shells) like armor, collecting thousands and layering them upon itself like a constantly shifting shell. Cool stuff.
User avatar #7 - jomontage (01/05/2013) [-]
ostrich ggs are on average 5.9 inches long. op is a faggot
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