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#62 - thearcher (01/05/2013) [-]
Went to america did he?
#40 - malevolentspoon (01/05/2013) [-]
Instead of making fun of Americans for no honest reason, how about I tell you used too much softener?

"Softener" in baking, for those who don't know, is anything meant to make your pre-baked dough softer, or to turn it into batter. Things that do this are shortening, sugar, milk, and butter.

Use too much of any of these, and you'll get an overcooked, paper-thin, cookie-like mass like this one.
User avatar #5 - zukowashere (01/05/2013) [-]
Make the dough less thick.
User avatar #39 - megaton (01/05/2013) [-]
this could also be used to describe your wife with marriage
#11 - phanact (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - ianbear (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh, it's fat! I'll go be the first to make an American jo...oh, damn.
User avatar #35 - vladhellsing (01/05/2013) [-]
I think your oven is trying to tell you to go out for a jog and lose some weight, you fat bastard.
User avatar #30 - Pink Floyd (01/05/2013) [-]
nailed it.
User avatar #61 - novemberthreeone (01/05/2013) [-]
How to make boomer cookies.
#33 - anonymous (01/05/2013) [-]
Mr. Stay-puffy ?
User avatar #27 - Temperance (01/05/2013) [-]
There's a lesson to learned here...
#23 - neozas (01/05/2013) [-]
**neozas rolled a random image posted in comment #2327744 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw fat people
User avatar #18 - camdonwin (01/05/2013) [-]
reverse weight watchers.
#9 - anonymous (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No "Hey look, a typical American!" joke?
Thank you internet, for not meeting my expectations for once.
#15 to #9 - HellzReap (01/05/2013) [-]
You couldn't have waited ten minutes, could you?
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User avatar #4 - melontwilight (01/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well the running did nothing.

Also, why make a cookie shaped like a running man?
#14 - anonymous (01/05/2013) [-]
Heh, just like my uncle after he spent a year in america
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#25 - meloafpeoples (01/05/2013) [-]
what i saw
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