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Thanks, mang.

Potassium.

Niggerfaggot. White Power.

Including the "niggerfaggot white power" part? Because, honestly, that's just the alcohol-induced Tourette's Syndrome...

does being conceived in scotland count?

My dad moved from edinburgh to australia when he was twelve and we have a family legacy dating back 500 years, including a direct link to famed scottish pirate Alexander Selkirk, the basis of Robinson Cruse and gulliver's travels. My parents were on holiday when it happened.

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'm just trying to ask the guy if I can genuinely call myself scottish or not?

I'm not trying to brag at all, I was just saying that I have a long recorded scottish heritage to see if that changes the circumstances.

I love scotland as much, if not more than australia, I own land there, I have a thick accent that I've had to take years of speech therapy for, and I collect pocket watches that have to have something to do with scotland.

I've always called myself scottish, and am extremely proud to do so, so I'm asking an actual scottish born person if I can identify myself as one. That's all.

No, when I was younger, my accent was so heavy that I had to get speech therapy to numb it down so my teachers could understand me properly. It took five and a half years, and it's still the first thing people ask me about when I meet them.

I wouldn't think you are Scottish. If you were born in Australia you could say Scottish-Australian.
But the accent, well... I live in France currently, and I have a few English speaking friends, one in particular (is French, born and raised) has an English mother and he speaks English with a perfect accent, but he is still a cheese eating surrender monkey (Frenchman).

I would generally Identify ones race by the country in which they were born.
Your parents give you ethnicity, such that a person born in America to African parents is American, but is identified as African-American.

I was born in the Southern General hospital in Glasgow, my parents are Scottish, and all my Grandparents are Scottish, so I know I am, but I do have Irish heritage in there somewhere... My last name is also Doyle...

It pisses me off so much. I used to hate therapy because I actually got picked on for it and it made me think there was something wrong with me. I still, at age 21, have to repeat myself two or three times for people to understand me properly.

Hamilton!

one of three variants of the hamilton tartan, not that anyone cars...

Dont know a damn thing about this "Scotland" or a "Tartan"

but all this talk about clans and clan specific "tartans" makes this "Scotland" game sound pretty cool.

cant wait till it comes out. btw whens the release date.

It's an old video game, came out a long time ago.

well one with that kind of clan support that not many people have heard of can only be a breeding ground for trolls and drunks.

Macpherson

MacGregor

If you say so.

Now that I have your attention, does anyone know of the clan that would go to war completely naked? I forgot the legend.

MacKintosh on my mother's side.

FUCKIN' GUNN TARTAN SON!

Of Scandinavian descent, mum's side is Grant and dad's is Gunn

Scott on my mother's side.

Pennington on my father's Lots of Irish and british royal family ties. Oh and fun fact! William Bruester (the religious leader of the Mayflower settlers) is my Ancestor on my mothers side! AND Lots of Pennington became very important in the early settling of the colonies! Both sides were involved in the founding of this fucking country!.......sorry.... Im a revolutionary war buff and finding this all out makes me happier than a fat girlwith a life time supply of ice cream....

My ancestor on the Mayflower would've known yours. A man by the name of Holmes. He was the richest man on the boat at some point, but then he had to pay taxes. That's all I know of him.

Now that I research it, no one on the Mayflower was named Holmes. I was lied to.

My bad, he wasn't on the Mayflower, but he was in the Jamestown colony.

Its fun to be an american and know your ancestors were part of the beginning, isn't it? ;)

Yeah. I just found out I am a Daughter of the American Revolution by blood. I run this shit.

I want to do my family tree just so I can know for sure which Pennington im descended from. Pennington has had rulers, people who left for america, The colonies knew MANY Penningtons. I cant belong to ALL of them :\

This is the Leslie tartan, which is awesome, but I found out in my teens that my grandfather is my step grandfather so I have no actual blood ties to them, even though my last name is Leslie.

Duncans unite!

Okay.

Quack.

Clan Gordon. I wore this to my mum's wedding. never felt more proud.

never been able to proudly display my tartan before

If I ever get married, I want a piece of my tartan incorporated into my wedding dress. Fuck what he thinks, I'll always be apart of my clan.

Tartan garter? I was thinking about doing this as a surprise for my (hopefully) future husban as he's a proud Scotsman.

That's a cute idea.

I was thinking of a shawl or something.

A shawl would be really pretty :3 I adore tartan

Or a sash as said down below. Or ribbons in hair. Or tartan shoes.

you can get a wedding dress sash in your clan's tartan, with a head of thistle or lavander. It's look amazing, i'd reckon.

That's an amazing idea. I'll get married just so I can do that.

http://www.scotlandshop.com/images/Product/large/240.jpg

that's the child's version, but they make them in adult sizes too. you can also get shoulder-worn variants, or if you're feeling REALLY patriotic, you can do both :D

I like that idea.

I'm definitely getting married just so I can strut around in my tartan.

This be mine.

Is that a Stewart tartan?

Nope, Holliman.

My mistake.

No worries, I actually get that pretty often.

I would imagine. The Stewarts have so many damn tartans.

You Scots sure know your damn tartans.
Irishfag here.

you didn't, you just captioned a tv show, it wasn't your content.

I didn't even caption it, bro. I made you laugh because I showed it to you, that's all I'm taking credit for. l2read descriptions.

l2stfu

When will this gif just die out?!

What makes me a good Demoman? If I was a bad Demoman, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, WOULD I?

Eaughh...I'm a Black, Scottish Cyclops....EUHhdhhsh...burp

WHO THE FUCKED MURDERED MY GIRLFRIEND!?

A left hander eh?

Well, he was.

Up until... The Accident.

The aftermath of the pony war of the friendly board.