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#44 - dukeofdickbutt (01/04/2013) [-]
What is D&D?
User avatar #180 to #44 - meteorswarm (01/04/2013) [-]
The greatest social activity in existence.
User avatar #55 to #44 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
The origin of all RPGs
User avatar #45 to #44 - StupidInTheFace (01/04/2013) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons.
#41 - badgerbaiting (01/04/2013) [-]
I love this GIF.
I love this GIF.
#38 - rockmanfan (01/04/2013) [-]
>only few people on skype
> have joke dungeon i threw together in 5 minutes
>they get super lucky with crits.
(play using crit table, it's more fun)
>rescue girl.
>dude walks in
>dude is actually CR 26 hellfire wyrm.
>2 players incinerated instantly
> barbarian cling on it's back for dear life.
> ******* ranger walks in
>crits dragon in eye
>rolled 100 on crit table
> instant kill.
>MFW a level 8 ranger single handidly took out a ******* hellfire wyrm
User avatar #139 to #38 - Mojake (01/04/2013) [-]
> DMing a small dungeon for level 1 party
> First dungeon with new characters
> Rogue, Fighter, Ranger and Wizard, standard
> Rogue had terrible ability rolls, so he doesn't do much
> Enter a large hall with a choker
> Choker kills Wizard and Ranger
> Rogue rolls 2 nat 20s in a row and instant-kills the Choker.
> 'no big deal'
#120 to #38 - GoReMoTe ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Los Tiburon best D&D run evar
User avatar #110 to #38 - Sandisky (01/04/2013) [-]
I have no idea what the **** you just said
#47 to #38 - bendeman ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
#80 to #47 - mahoney (01/04/2013) [-]
the tale of old man henderson originally posted on /tg/ ******* cracks me up everytime i read it
#86 to #73 - luderudecrude (01/04/2013) [-]
I have done that exact thing just wasn't a luchador. With the right combination of feats you can match a dragon
User avatar #72 to #47 - XboxJunky (01/04/2013) [-]
That is ******* phenomenal.
User avatar #25 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
I was playing AD&D 2nd Ed Transmuter.
Party Busy fumbling with a door inside a tower
I'm outside alone
Against 10 wizards and 5 gnoll warriors
Web the **** out of all of them
Cast Burning hand and watch 15 enemies burn instantly to death.
Love my wizard
#24 - lelelefrench (01/04/2013) [-]
I dm a match and create my own story etc, we just started a new campaign and part of my story involves all the characters getting a specific power each. I wrote down 10 powers and had them roll to randomly get a power. There's an extremely charismatic noble elf called Trace Lightblade whos pretty much a werewolf. There's a monk character who's extremely calm and collected that can turn himself into a golem. Then there's the mage gnome who's half fish, they all started off on an island in a sea of lava so the fish gnome kept bitching about how he couldn't use his power cause there was no water. So as soon as he found out that they where in the fortress of the orc god who had one of the 3 titans a giant undead dragon. He tried to commit suicide by attempting to fight the dragon cause he hated his character. The rest of the match consisted of him trying to kill and everyone basicly avoiding every single ******* fight I put infront of them.
User avatar #39 to #24 - rockmanfan (01/04/2013) [-]
do 1 of 2 things:

1: kill him, let him reroll, kill that guy too.
2: go near an ocean.
User avatar #42 to #39 - burnitall (01/04/2013) [-]
Or you could kill him, let him reroll, then put them in a situation where his previous power would've been really useful.
#217 to #42 - lelelefrench (01/04/2013) [-]
there is no situation possible in which he would be able to get a new power, depending on if he's there or not the next game we play he's either going to disapear for a while and gain some new thing that goes along with his powers. or he dies for good and he gets a new character with no powers at all, if I do the second one then Ill make sure to do this.
User avatar #23 - pasiusquotum (01/04/2013) [-]
People still play D&D? Like, for serious? I thought that **** ended back in Scooby Doo times or somethin'. Ah well.
#179 to #23 - meteorswarm (01/04/2013) [-]
People are still prejudiced? I thought that ended in the middle ages.

Oh wait
User avatar #326 to #179 - pasiusquotum (01/05/2013) [-]
"People are still prejudiced?"

Someone must be naive enough to believe racism, discrimination and prejudice ended just because we have a black president. How's the fantasy world friend?
User avatar #329 to #326 - meteorswarm (01/05/2013) [-]
I guess sarcasm is not something you are familiar with?
My reply was meant to mock your post, in which you stated: people still play dnd?
Of course they do.
People are still prejudiced?
Of course they are.
Also I love it how you just assumed that I am an obama supporter from a random post about dnd
#17 - uifilms (01/04/2013) [-]
Story time virgins
So one day I was playing D & D.
Long story short in a dungine fighting a orc king in a long hallway
Made a makeshift fire bomb (molitov) with oil, a bottle, and alcohol.
Throw it
(Anger mode now)
User avatar #26 to #17 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Fire? In a dungeon? Arent you worried about smoke and no oxygen?
User avatar #160 to #26 - Mojake (01/04/2013) [-]
You seen that guy on D&D stories who sent a fire elemental running through a dungeon of Fire-Resistants and ended up suffocating them all as it burned up all of the oxygen?
User avatar #170 to #160 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Haha. No, just personal party experience from noob days.
User avatar #27 to #26 - uifilms (01/04/2013) [-]
No-well.... God damn it.

Maybe we should think our plans through...
User avatar #29 to #27 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Lol. Im the strategist in our party. Its so much fun tryna find new ways to kill people.
User avatar #30 to #29 - uifilms (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm always the insane way of attacking. Other then that I used to be the semi-leader but after killing everyone... I just try not to screw up
User avatar #37 to #30 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
What Ed and Charie are you playing?
User avatar #31 to #30 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
That is a good idea trying not to screw up. If you ever wanna share war storries Im your guy to listen. love this ****
#19 to #17 - lelelefrench (01/04/2013) [-]
I'n one of my matches I would have made it so the next campaign was of you guys escaping from the underworld and having to fight the devil or something and I would also punish you extremly by having it so in the fire your dick got burnt off.

User avatar #21 to #19 - uifilms (01/04/2013) [-]
Our amazing dungine master made it so the king sold our bodys to a rebellien necromancer. Who was basicly a spy. So he resarected us. I had a eye cut out tho so my aim from then on sucked ass. But we were looted of ALL our stuff, went back a level and had some permanit wound. I.e. missing ear, my eye, a finger. We all roled for it so they were pretty small tho other then that, like a scare.
#20 to #19 - lelelefrench (01/04/2013) [-]
not sure why i did i'n.. should have put in... incoming the grammar nazi's red thumbs.
#16 - phanact (01/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - thechosentroll (01/04/2013) [-]
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Any MMO EVER! There's always that one guy who just likes ******* **** up.
User avatar #40 to #15 - oikake (01/04/2013) [-]
at least i have chicken
User avatar #18 to #15 - uifilms (01/04/2013) [-]
Read my #17 Comment...
#43 to #18 - thechosentroll (01/04/2013) [-]
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Your suffering's amusing as **** .
#14 - John Cena (01/04/2013) [-]
Recently, I've been playing Pathfinder (the Kingmaker campaign, if anyone is familiar with it). The group I've been playing with is interesting. We started out with an Elf Gunslinger, a Human Druid, a Dwarven Monk (Drunken Master Archetype), a Gnome Rogue and a Ratfolk Magus. The dwarf (my character) ended up stumbling off drunk, and was never to be seen again, and the ratfolk ended up getting rended in half by a troll. The dwarf was replaced with a Suli Cavalier, who uses diplomacy almost religiously, and my friend has now begun playing a Black-Blooded Changeling Oracle. Pretty sure my DM hates us, as we have now recruited a whole tribe of Kobolds, a tribe of Boggards, a chunk of another nation's army, a werewolf, a hill giant, a wyvern, and now an owlbear, due to our dickery and my unnecessarily high diplomacy. This is on top of having a mammoth, a horse that can drag 9 tons, and a rideable 15-foot wide giant scorpion. Our boss battles have consisted of stabbing one in it's sleep, having the hill giant bludgeon one to death with a log, and having the hill giant spaz out, ending in the boss's decapitation.
User avatar #13 - pyrothermal (01/04/2013) [-]
I recently played a game of Encounters with my usual group, during a Drow campaign. The one girl of our group is extremely flirty with the guys. Her character was a Drow paladin, appropriately named "Lustina", who would bed every goddamn NPC that she could get her hands on. The clincher? It actually worked every time. This wasn't just some "DM's Girlfriend being cute" thing either; she stomped every Diplomacy or Intimidate check she came across. Actually became useful late in the campaign, where we needed to interrogate the head of a house.
User avatar #36 to #13 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Dude you should watch Dorkness Rising on YouTube
#10 - scooba (01/04/2013) [-]
I like to think my party is more like this one.
#6 - tiredofannon (01/04/2013) [-]
Every week my D&D group would end in the death of all of our characters after one of us would piss off the DM. "Well, why can't I use the dead guard as a shield?" " **** this quest, lets get drunk in the tavern." "I wanna roll a whore check or is that just streetwise?"
"The dead guard comes back as a zombie, bites you and you ******* die." " **** you all, cave in doing 20d20 damage." "The whore gives you aid and you give it to everyone in the group and you DIE!"

Fun times. Fun times.
User avatar #35 to #6 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
That aint right
#7 to #6 - tiredofannon (01/04/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - John Cena (01/04/2013) [-]
AIDS* Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome. it's not a plural of an AID.
#12 to #8 - tiredofannon (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah I got the dumb.
User avatar #5 - reyden (01/04/2013) [-]
my group has a troll that constantly masturbates and rolls 20s so many times and i needed to buy a blanket to cover myself from being bukakked.....
#11 to #5 - scooba (01/04/2013) [-]
I've got a player whose characters name is Dude Stick. He frequently challenges our opponents to a "contest of buggery" and is determined to bed the succubus who harasses our party from time to time.
#4 - John Cena (01/04/2013) [-]
My group is a slightly insane elf wizard, a greedy dwarf rouge, an elf fighter with brain damage, a knight whose only weapon is a shield which he can barely roll high enough to hit with it, 3 dragonborns, a doppleganger rouge and a gay half-orc. We have managed to only complete 3 adventures out of the 6 that we have been on.
#2 - John Cena (01/04/2013) [-]
the group i just started has 2 warlocks, 2 rogues, a shaman, a warden, a paladin, a fighter, and a vampire.
there is absolutely zero unity in our sessions.
User avatar #9 to #2 - scooba (01/04/2013) [-]
Holy crap, a nine man party. We play with a seven man party and its still one too many.
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User avatar #28 to #3 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
yup. Warlock
User avatar #176 to #28 - meteorswarm (01/04/2013) [-]
Our group just switched from 4e to pathfinder.
Highly reccomend it if you haven't tried yet, casters and sneaky characters are much more fun to play and the rules are much more sensible (but not that different)
User avatar #197 to #176 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Dude I'm playing AD&D 2nd Ed. Nothing better.
User avatar #199 to #197 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Though I'll admit 3.5 is the next best.
User avatar #223 to #199 - meteorswarm (01/04/2013) [-]
Always wanted to try 2e, what's it like?.
Also, warlock was my first ever character :D ( we started just when 4e came out, thought it was the best solution to just go with it )
User avatar #229 to #223 - sabdoor (01/04/2013) [-]
Basically I've played all versions cept original AD&D. Its the best. The roll playing aspect is sky high because the sheer vastness of customization really can make every charie totally unique. Being a wizard encompasses all magical classes and basically you learn spells at creation time, but you arent totally limited by your class. And Cromatic Orb is actually good. Theres too much to write down just here though
#1 - amarazengiku (01/04/2013) [-]
I sat here laughing like an idiot. Cudos!
I sat here laughing like an idiot. Cudos!
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