Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#252 - dudethisisdeepshit
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
what is D&D or DM
#256 to #252 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
DM is the dungeon master, the one who runs the game.
#254 to #252 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
dungeons and dragons

#253 to #252 - drsalty
Reply +5
(01/04/2013) [-]
dungeons and dragons
#255 to #253 - dudethisisdeepshit
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
aahhh ty sir
#250 - predalien
Reply +11
(01/04/2013) [-]
Funniest part of Monty Python to me right ni.
#249 - sabdoor
Reply +3
(01/04/2013) [-]
Sasha Grey plays D&D. I think shes a lvl20 Goblin Whorelord
#240 - ScruffytheJanitor
Reply +13
(01/04/2013) [-]
I was a wizard in one of my cousin's campaigns. I challenged another wizard named Chad by telling him he couldn't reverse time. So, we were trying to reverse time together and I accidently blew up a city.
I was a wizard in one of my cousin's campaigns. I challenged another wizard named Chad by telling him he couldn't reverse time. So, we were trying to reverse time together and I accidently blew up a city.
#236 - applehotel
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
what is d and d?
#246 to #236 - fuckyouiamcat
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
Dungeons and dragons. Best role playing game you'll ever play.
#248 to #246 - applehotel
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
oh i shoulda known that
#241 to #236 - sabdoor
Reply +5
(01/04/2013) [-]
Oh Just the origin of every RPG you've ever played... no biggie
#225 - totbros
Reply +20
(01/04/2013) [-]
How mine end up...
#261 to #225 - omegadynasty
Reply +4
(01/04/2013) [-]
#267 to #261 - omegadynasty
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
#219 - BadManTaliban
Reply +10
(01/04/2013) [-]
ive only played D&D twice. the first time, i was robbed of all my equipment by my party and left for dead in the middle of a frozen lake and i died by falling through the ice. the second time, we started out walking down a path and we all were going to hide from a passing force and i broke my neck falling out of the tree i tried to climb.

dice hate me.
#226 to #219 - BadManTaliban
Reply +4
(01/04/2013) [-]
but anyway. id like to play again but id need to learn and stuff. anyone wanna play?
#228 to #226 - viscerys ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/04/2013) [-]
I didn't realise how possible it was to play D&D online without any software or subscription. All you need is a forum board!
#230 to #228 - BadManTaliban
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
wanna join one or something? and would i need to buy a book?
#231 to #230 - viscerys ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
The internet has ways for you to get them as pdfs. I've got all of the 4th Edition on pdf, and all three of the Gygax Memorial Edition AD&D1. I still have no clue how to play properly, though.
#286 to #231 - pukingrainbows
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
It's not that hard, and only the DM really needs to know the rules. It's also easier over forums because you sometimes have a whole day to play your turn. The only gripes I have about DnD are that it can take a week to scour a small dungeon depending on your group. I remember at level one it took me and two others half an hour to kill four rats.
#328 to #286 - viscerys ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/05/2013) [-]
One of the best things about DnD, in my opinion is that there are ways around the rules. You could follow them rigidly and make combat a standard turnbased thing, or you can have things happen during a fight. I played a micro game with my friends, where we were tasked to kill a dragon on first level. We were getting the crap kicked out of us, until our ranger missed an arrow shot, and the arrow dislodged a boulder, which flattened the dragon. It was awesome.
#218 - sabdoor
Reply +3
(01/04/2013) [-]
We once had this half ogre with a 3 CHA and 6 INT.... 3 + 6... He would smear **** all over himself and thoughtlessly chew on one od the many severed limbs he carried in a bloody bag over his shoulder.
#216 - xexion
Reply +10
(01/04/2013) [-]
My friend's crash course into D&D
C is a enormously fat dwarf barbarian
Ca is a Half-elf Rogue
Neither have ever played.

We were doing this over skype and hadn't yet started but everyone was there when:
C: "Alright I throw my rope around Ca and make him my bitch"
Me: "...I guess we're starting"
I decide to show him the ropes (no pun intended) and make him roll to throw his rope around Ca, he fails miserably
Me: "Okay Ca what are you going to do about that?"
Ca: "I take out my sledge and hit him in the head with it"
*************.jpg
Rolls beautifully and almost knocks C unconscious.
C: "Wait can I berserk?"
Me: "...yea sure why not..."
C berserks and is promptly taken out by guards before any damage can be done. He was then thrown into jail and I threw out all notes I had planned as our merry group ended up breaking into the jail from 3 sides completely unbeknownst to each other. One with a group of bandits, one scaled a wall to go in from the top, and the other through the front door.
Next session I gave the 400 lb dwarf barbarian a babysitter since his only way to deal with problems was "can I bederk?" "yes" BEDERK!!!
And by problems I mean the librarian asking him a question.
#258 to #216 - JudasLitl
Reply +3
(01/04/2013) [-]
i tried to get my little brother into my D&D group, it was a mistake, he spent the entire game going 'i roll to rape that orc/halfling/dwarf/goat/chair' so i killed his character by having a guards rape his face, with spears. now he's no longer allowed at our games.
#234 to #216 - kensislayer ONLINE
Reply +3
(01/04/2013) [-]
we all have that one player. In my current group we have mostly serious part members so i decided to be a curious bisexual lecherous halfling bard. i have a cantrip where i pants people....its surprisingly useful
#210 - theism
Reply +3
(01/04/2013) [-]
Is there a place to play dnd online?
#235 to #210 - kensislayer ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
well ive thought about organising a FJ group before but its really who you know i got into through friends with similer intrests you can also google places around you or on craigslist
#232 to #210 - viscerys ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
You can play it over a message board or Skype or even FJ with people. You can get the books as physical copies or as pdfs. There is also a D&D MMORPG, but that's not the same.
#209 - heartlessrobot
Reply +1
(01/04/2013) [-]
I've only played D&D a couple times. I have two characters, a rouge, and a bard for ***** and giggles.
#206 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
In one game we played for 7 hours. During those 7 hours we eradicated a plague in the kingdom, saved 3 PC's from being burned at the stake and rescued the King's son from being possessed by a hate generating demon.

And only then did we tell each other our character's names because we were literally thrown into the game full force.
#212 to #206 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +4
(01/04/2013) [-]
Damn, your DM must have been good.
It can be difficult to both make sure everyone is engaged in the game, and still enjoying it.
#205 - bugsbob
Reply +4
(01/04/2013) [-]
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

2150 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG.

It's like the guidebook for driving a DM insane.
#200 - frozo
Reply +6
(01/04/2013) [-]
I want to play D&D but nobody in my school wants to.

And I have nobody to play it with.
#237 to #200 - kensislayer ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/04/2013) [-]
We could make a FJ group
#222 to #200 - sabdoor
Reply +1
(01/04/2013) [-]
I know those feels bro
#195 - Ranzel
Reply +2
(01/04/2013) [-]
In the first 10 minutes, we overthrew the king of the hobos and intimidated his second into joining our cult. Best 10 minutes ever.
#194 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
within the first 15 minutes of my last campaign i managed to kill a man with a flaming couch, not even close to the worst thing i did in that campaign. i ended up razing every town i entered. lvl 1 evil campaigns are awesome
#193 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
davidavidson sucks alot of dick
#327 to #193 - anon
Reply 0
(01/05/2013) [-]
daviddavidson doessuck alot of dick, in fact, he a stupid ho
#192 - Youralchoholicmom
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#187 - rasmusjensen
Reply +1
(01/04/2013) [-]
Mfw im at a D&D game right now
#215 to #187 - Sabre
Reply +5
(01/04/2013) [-]
Speaking as a DM: GET THE **** OFF FUNNYKJUNK YOU CUNT
#220 to #215 - rasmusjensen
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
Were kind of relaxed here, so there is no butthurt about browsing, so stfu.
#214 to #187 - thatnerdyguy
Reply +4
(01/04/2013) [-]
Pay attention to your ************* game, your DM probably put a good amount of work into preparing it.
#299 to #214 - rasmusjensen
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
Not really, random **** just happens