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BaceFook - Pretty accurate
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marlkarxthethird (01/04/2013) [-] Hi FJ. Damn dirty Jew, here. Maybe you could clarify something for me? I was lead to believe that Christians think that moral and upright non-Christians were sent to Limbo, the first level of Hell, after death. Is that a thing, or is that solely the story according to Dante?
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tylosaurus ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-] I didn't even know that was called Limbo.. I thought of this..
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nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
It seems you've been mislead by the myth spread in education that all Christians believe what Catholics believe.
I am a Christian and my biblical studies have lead me to believe there is Heaven (where you constantly worship God) and Hell (where you are separate from God, and all of his goodness)
If people have no intention of worshiping God then they wouldn't really enjoy Heaven that much anyway...
I am a Christian and my biblical studies have lead me to believe there is Heaven (where you constantly worship God) and Hell (where you are separate from God, and all of his goodness)
If people have no intention of worshiping God then they wouldn't really enjoy Heaven that much anyway...
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kanade ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-] The thing is i disagree with that part because that is not true, christians have their entire philosophy backwards and god is anything but good. assumming he even exists
God represents pretentiousness, herd-comformity and rewarding those that blindly obey. Not only that but the bible itself pretty much describes him as a ruthless, dictatorial, narcissistic, sociopathic mass murderer. If I go to Hell for not worshipping him, so much the better. If hell represents seperation from good it means hell represents self-control, liberty and indulgence.
God represents pretentiousness, herd-comformity and rewarding those that blindly obey. Not only that but the bible itself pretty much describes him as a ruthless, dictatorial, narcissistic, sociopathic mass murderer. If I go to Hell for not worshipping him, so much the better. If hell represents seperation from good it means hell represents self-control, liberty and indulgence.
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whitemager **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-] pedo-catholic here (not really but you get the idea)
I think the thing is is that just and virtuous people are let into purgatory and really holy people (not sure where the lines are drawn) are sent straight to heaven. purgatory is a place of 'healing' where souls reside and they can't pray for themselves but they can pray for people on Earth and we can pray for them. When Jesus comes he will bring all souls to heaven (again, not sure where lines are drawn between Heaven and Hell) including those in purgatory, AKA Limbo
I think the thing is is that just and virtuous people are let into purgatory and really holy people (not sure where the lines are drawn) are sent straight to heaven. purgatory is a place of 'healing' where souls reside and they can't pray for themselves but they can pray for people on Earth and we can pray for them. When Jesus comes he will bring all souls to heaven (again, not sure where lines are drawn between Heaven and Hell) including those in purgatory, AKA Limbo
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N. Korean citizen (01/04/2013) [-]
ive had a dream that describes levels of reality. earth is between 3-4. 7 is the holy realm and 1 is the dark realm. this dream was so intense i will never believe otherwise. at the end of the dream i was lost on the first level looking for my brother.(reallife brother) i had lost all hope and was in despair. at the end of the dream god himself kissed my forehead to let me know everythign would be ok. this scene was in my room i was watching my own body. it was so strong an emotion from this that i woke up weeping tears of joy.
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Strike (01/04/2013) [-]
Its said that the end will not come until the gospel is told to the whole world, so everyone who has the knowledge of right and wrong will have a chance to accept Jesus. Its up to them if the accept or decline salvation.
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Dwarf (01/04/2013) [-] **Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2396500 at FJ RPG ** I hope you die.
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admiralamory (01/04/2013) [-] If there turns out to be a god, I hope he's cool with just living a normal, happy, good moraled life. I don't want to worship anyone or go to church. I'm too lazy.
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neoexdeath (01/04/2013) [-] Yeah, the original bible was supposed to be "Just don't be a dick to people" but then they started asking all these retarded questions, so I tried to clarify and...yeah, around the time that Leviticus fucker showed up, I'd basically just phoned it in.
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Cambro (01/04/2013) [-] The Bible is exactly what you said, don't be a dick to people. The part about all the laws is actually just an ancient society's rules and laws included in holy scripture because they believed it to be divinely given. Every culture's laws at the time were divinely given. The prophetic books are filled with "don't be a dick" mentality. Micah 6:8 for example: "All I ask of you is this, love mercy, act justly, and walk humbly." After Jesus said "love first your God above anything else, but secondly love your neighbor as yourself" it was the same sentiment. The entire New Testament is comprised of the early church telling people to stop being dicks. Paul condemns religious practices altogether in Romans 14 saying "I have found no food to be clean or unclean, do that which will show love to your neighbor."
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N. Korean citizen (01/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!! The proof is in this link right here.
http:// pokehidden . tum blr . com/post/39464262949#disqus_thread
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!! The proof is in this link right here.
http:// pokehidden . tum blr . com/post/39464262949#disqus_thread
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awesomenessdefined (01/04/2013) [-] Well, i'd suppose you'd have to spread the word of god right?
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captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-] Yet if the point of christianity is to save people from damnation, you should spread as little word as possible and even flay those who DO spread word, as that is the only way to "save" everyone. That way christians and atheists shall both be happy
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nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
It's like an exam; if you get all the questions right you'll get a letter saying you passed, if you get all the questions wrong you'll get a letter saying you failed, if you don't turn up because you weren't told when the exam was YOU STILL FAIL!
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captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-] Well then all that means is that your god is not only ignorant, but irresponsible as he does not supply the belief to every people on earth. If he does not inform them himself then "free will" has nothing to do with it. It's the same with Eve and eating the apple of knowledge, she truly did no wrong because she did not know the apple she was given was from the tree of knowledge, so she treated it as any old apple
TLDR; got punishes people for mistakes he makes
TLDR; got punishes people for mistakes he makes
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nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
In the exam analogy, free will would be like going to lessons. You don't accuse your tutor of being a bad teacher just because they didn't send you into the exam with an answer sheet.
And in Eve eating the fruit, she knew it was from the tree of knowledge and she knew she wasn't supposed to eat it; she was tempted by the snake.
And in Eve eating the fruit, she knew it was from the tree of knowledge and she knew she wasn't supposed to eat it; she was tempted by the snake.
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captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-] Indeed you don't, but he is a bad teacher if he marks you wrong and fails you without explaining why, or without even telling you what's in the rules and what's against them. No she didn't, all she saw was a snake offering an apple to her, she didn't even possess logical reasoning or critical thinking enough to see anything wrong with it. She wasn't tempted, in her eyes she was just given a gift, and then god got mad because she did exactly what he "knew" she'd do, and did nothing to prevent it. There's actually a legal definition for that called entrapment, and nearly everyone regards it as a bad thing
