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#27 - Strike (01/04/2013) [-]
Its said that the end will not come until the gospel is told to the whole world, so everyone who has the knowledge of right and wrong will have a chance to accept Jesus. Its up to them if the accept or decline salvation.
User avatar #38 to #27 - cyanidesandvich (01/04/2013) [-]
so basically, Christians are trying to eradicate humans from earth?
By Science! they're most evil organization ever conceived.
User avatar #40 to #38 - hydraetis (01/04/2013) [-]
Indeed.
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#116 to #108 - scarytown (01/04/2013) [-]
did you know that if you called an Eskimo an Inuit, they would be severely pissed? The people from that region are more tribes and types than just Inuit. So if you don't know what tribe they're from, then you'd call them an Eskimo, because they see that as a general term for someone who comes from that region, instead of trying to pinpoint their type of people and getting it wrong. That's like if an alien were trying to identify you and called you (if you're white) a black person, when they could have just used the general term "human."
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#159 to #155 - scarytown (01/04/2013) [-]
Canada can **** themselves....gently and with love.
#161 to #159 - scarytown (01/04/2013) [-]
But actually I don't know what terms Canada uses.
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User avatar #175 to #155 - Nihatclodra (01/04/2013) [-]
"First Nations People" to be exact. Also "Aboriginals".
User avatar #122 to #108 - myuu (01/04/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#158 to #122 - dengekisushi (01/04/2013) [-]
What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
#293 to #158 - myuu (01/04/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
User avatar #113 to #108 - TheHutchie (01/04/2013) [-]
Wrong, unfortunately. They're all Eskimos, even if they don't like being called that, but only very specific groups are called Inuit.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - TheHutchie (01/04/2013) [-]
You're wrong. Don't ******** me. You also used the word "eventually" twice in one sentence. I refer you to scarytown's comment, because he's right.
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#41 - marlkarxthethird (01/04/2013) [-]
Hi FJ. Damn dirty Jew, here. Maybe you could clarify something for me? I was lead to believe that Christians think that moral and upright non-Christians were sent to Limbo, the first level of Hell, after death. Is that a thing, or is that solely the story according to Dante?
Hi FJ. Damn dirty Jew, here. Maybe you could clarify something for me? I was lead to believe that Christians think that moral and upright non-Christians were sent to Limbo, the first level of Hell, after death. Is that a thing, or is that solely the story according to Dante?
#53 to #41 - nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
It seems you've been mislead by the myth spread in education that all Christians believe what Catholics believe.
I am a Christian and my biblical studies have lead me to believe there is Heaven (where you constantly worship God) and Hell (where you are separate from God, and all of his goodness)
If people have no intention of worshiping God then they wouldn't really enjoy Heaven that much anyway...
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#88 to #83 - nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
I assume you skipped over the "... and all of his goodness" bit. If you are separate from goodness, all that is left is suffering.
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#58 to #41 - tylosaurus (01/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even know that was called Limbo.. I thought of this..
User avatar #94 to #41 - appleboom (01/04/2013) [-]
The Inferno is fiction, and was meant to be taken as fiction.
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#49 to #41 - bigrog (01/04/2013) [-]
To add on christians dont believe in limbo, thats catholics, and only orthodox catholics if im correct
#47 to #41 - bigrog (01/04/2013) [-]
I've never read dante but im guessing it's just from that. I've never heard of any religion that believes that
User avatar #43 to #41 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2013) [-]
As an avid reader of the inferno and the bible, I believe that if there is a hell and Christian mythology is accurate, righteous pagans are trapped in limbo.
User avatar #44 to #43 - marlkarxthethird (01/04/2013) [-]
A'ight. Thank'ee doodle, friend-o.
User avatar #57 to #44 - Marker (01/04/2013) [-]
Wow, a calm and educated religious discussion on FunnyJunk. I am impressed.
#75 to #57 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
ive had a dream that describes levels of reality. earth is between 3-4. 7 is the holy realm and 1 is the dark realm. this dream was so intense i will never believe otherwise. at the end of the dream i was lost on the first level looking for my brother.(reallife brother) i had lost all hope and was in despair. at the end of the dream god himself kissed my forehead to let me know everythign would be ok. this scene was in my room i was watching my own body. it was so strong an emotion from this that i woke up weeping tears of joy.
User avatar #289 to #75 - Marker (01/04/2013) [-]
I can't quite say I'm one to believe the whole out-of-body-experience thing, but I'm also not one to step on someone else's beliefs.
User avatar #16 - eriktheviking (01/04/2013) [-]
Religion is so idiotic.
#19 to #16 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
no homo but religion gives some people hope, that is not idiotic
User avatar #33 to #19 - urbanvibes (01/04/2013) [-]
yup, moms afraid of dying, religion gives her some comfort
User avatar #21 to #19 - eriktheviking (01/04/2013) [-]
Really you had to add homo. ******* sheep.
User avatar #39 to #37 - cyanidesandvich (01/04/2013) [-]
when ever i see that image i just think of the telletubbies
#29 to #21 - envinite (01/04/2013) [-]
wait wat?
User avatar #24 to #21 - sheepysquirrel (01/04/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #67 to #21 - suddenlypotatoes (01/04/2013) [-]
Do you actually believe the words spewing uncontrollably from your dull brain through your fingertips and onto my computer screen make any sense at all?
#70 to #21 - hammarhead (01/04/2013) [-]
oh no guys, he's not a part of our system.
#34 to #16 - bigrog (01/04/2013) [-]
Hey bud, do you know how to find an atheist..
User avatar #42 to #16 - hydraetis (01/04/2013) [-]
Actually it's ******* genius. Do you know of any other thing in the history of mankind that has been as effective at controlling the minds of large populations?

It's the people that fall for it that become idiots.
User avatar #91 to #16 - eriktheviking (01/04/2013) [-]
Ha Ha. I am all powerful. MAGGOTS!!!!
#55 to #16 - Dwarf (01/04/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2396500 at FJ RPG ** I hope you die.
User avatar #7 - awesomenessdefined (01/04/2013) [-]
Well, i'd suppose you'd have to spread the word of god right?
User avatar #10 to #7 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-]
Yet if the point of christianity is to save people from damnation, you should spread as little word as possible and even flay those who DO spread word, as that is the only way to "save" everyone. That way christians and atheists shall both be happy
#25 to #10 - nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
It's like an exam; if you get all the questions right you'll get a letter saying you passed, if you get all the questions wrong you'll get a letter saying you failed, if you don't turn up because you weren't told when the exam was YOU STILL FAIL!
User avatar #30 to #25 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-]
Well then all that means is that your god is not only ignorant, but irresponsible as he does not supply the belief to every people on earth. If he does not inform them himself then "free will" has nothing to do with it. It's the same with Eve and eating the apple of knowledge, she truly did no wrong because she did not know the apple she was given was from the tree of knowledge, so she treated it as any old apple

TLDR; got punishes people for mistakes he makes
#36 to #30 - nocoolnamesleft (01/04/2013) [-]
In the exam analogy, free will would be like going to lessons. You don't accuse your tutor of being a bad teacher just because they didn't send you into the exam with an answer sheet.
And in Eve eating the fruit, she knew it was from the tree of knowledge and she knew she wasn't supposed to eat it; she was tempted by the snake.
User avatar #114 to #36 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-]
Indeed you don't, but he is a bad teacher if he marks you wrong and fails you without explaining why, or without even telling you what's in the rules and what's against them. No she didn't, all she saw was a snake offering an apple to her, she didn't even possess logical reasoning or critical thinking enough to see anything wrong with it. She wasn't tempted, in her eyes she was just given a gift, and then god got mad because she did exactly what he "knew" she'd do, and did nothing to prevent it. There's actually a legal definition for that called entrapment, and nearly everyone regards it as a bad thing
User avatar #45 to #30 - awesomenessdefined (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, he supplies people with the information using people.
User avatar #109 to #45 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-]
But people don't get everywhere, thus he's not doing a very good job (considering he supposedly has infinite power)
User avatar #129 to #109 - awesomenessdefined (01/04/2013) [-]
Where aren't people?
User avatar #131 to #129 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2013) [-]
If you mean missionary's, they're not in Arctic regions, nor are they in Vietnam, nor are they in war torn states, nor are they in southern Africa
#222 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
actually christian faiths believe that if you don't know who God is you are going to hell.
User avatar #225 to #222 - contaminatedwin (01/04/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.
#227 to #225 - ihavenipplez (01/04/2013) [-]
Actually, it believes that everyone is given at least 1 chance and if you don't follow God by the end of your lifetime you end up in hell (unless you're a child).   
   
Prepared for red thumbs
Actually, it believes that everyone is given at least 1 chance and if you don't follow God by the end of your lifetime you end up in hell (unless you're a child).

Prepared for red thumbs
User avatar #231 to #227 - sketchE (01/04/2013) [-]
i thought those ignorent of him would go to purgatory
#234 to #231 - ihavenipplez (01/04/2013) [-]
I believe that that is a Catholic belief, I was thinking of Protestant Church, but yeah you have a point.
I believe that that is a Catholic belief, I was thinking of Protestant Church, but yeah you have a point.
#229 to #227 - contaminatedwin (01/04/2013) [-]
How a bout we stop this before it gets out of hand and say that it's complicated/no one can be certain.
How a bout we stop this before it gets out of hand and say that it's complicated/no one can be certain.
#230 to #229 - ihavenipplez (01/04/2013) [-]
Sure
Sure
User avatar #254 to #227 - thepineapple (01/04/2013) [-]
Wrong.


Unbaptised babies end up in the First Circle of Hell : Limbo
Where Pagans, and non Christians that did not sin go.
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#233 - Mesmus (01/04/2013) [-]
priests face when
priests face when
#143 - ishotthedeputy (01/04/2013) [-]
>Become devout Catholic
>Realize my goal is to get myself and others to heaven
>Read this comic
>Make sure no one knows about hell
>Limbo isn't a Catholic belief, but purgatory is
>After purgatory, you go to heaven
>I don't send them to hell, they must be going to heaven
>Become saint
>Revolutionize catholicism
#174 to #143 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
Wait no that wouldn't work because Heck ( I can't say he double hocketstickys) is the absence of God's love, which would mean that God would be unjust because that's the reason it exists in the firsts place and people would rape each other even more than they do now. I don't want to log in. But name has to do with the world double.
User avatar #257 - sissywoo (01/04/2013) [-]
Every opinion on the internet has a dead end to it.

Where did god come from? How did we all come from a big bang which originated from one god particle, but where did the god particle come from in a endless cycle of nothing? Who was phone?

inb4 red thumbs orgy
User avatar #283 to #257 - DeeJayBee (01/04/2013) [-]
aye i know what you mean, its too much of a head **** , i try not to think about it and just get on with my life. I'm not religious but i'm not against the idea though the way i see it, if there was some kind of life after death it would be bad if we knew for certain, imagine how people would act knowing there was a guaranteed respawn
User avatar #261 to #257 - themrdrprofesr (01/04/2013) [-]
It all burns down to one very important question.
Who is Slade?
#9 - Nanner (01/04/2013) [-]
The title seems like your butthurt..
User avatar #215 - severepwner (01/04/2013) [-]
There are missionaries so people that haven't heard of Christianity can and get the chance to worship.
#219 to #215 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
Missionaries are stuck-up preachers who think everyone should follow their damn magical sky fairy.
User avatar #65 - jokeface (01/04/2013) [-]
Where is it ever said that those who haven't heard the Gospel won't go to hell? I'd be interested to learn this.
User avatar #74 to #65 - hatersghate (01/04/2013) [-]
Dante made a special place in hell for the people who where born before christ / people who never knew about god
User avatar #82 to #74 - jokeface (01/04/2013) [-]
I think you misread my comment. I was implying that the ignorant will go to hell.
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#68 to #65 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
um every religion book ever printed for 1st-8th grade catholic schools. Just saying... not that I would know because I had to read all of them.
User avatar #73 to #68 - jokeface (01/04/2013) [-]
This isn't even me trying to preach my faith, this is just what I read. The Bible says Christ is the only way to Salvation. That can only mean that those who haven't heard of Him are condemned to hell unless someone shows them the Gospel.
#90 to #73 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
what happens to a baby dieing before being baptized, they go to purgatory till someone prays for them. I would assume for Christianity its the same concept
User avatar #101 to #90 - jokeface (01/04/2013) [-]
Well it depends on which denomination of Christianity you're talking about. Not all of them believe in Purgatory. I was raised Baptist (but I don't identify as that anymore), and we never learned about Purgatory. We were just told there was earth, heaven, and hell. The Bible never mentions any other place.
#148 to #101 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
Im a Muslim, but our religions are very similar. And I would assume that if someone genuinely didnt know the presence of God and such, than why should they be judged to goto hell? If someone was raised in an isolated area for the most part, no religion, but wasnt a bad person, then i dont see how they can goto hell. But dont forget, only God knows...and that goes for ALL religions..
User avatar #172 to #148 - jokeface (01/04/2013) [-]
True, only God knows. But I'm just explaining what we (Christians) believe. And if we are to believe that Jesus is indeed the only way into heaven, then we have to assume this is absolute, because God is perfect and never improper. But it never says that those people will go to heaven. I know I said we don't believe in Purgatory, but there is another possibility. Our faith teaches that animals don't have an afterlife, and they don't go anywhere when they die. I guess the nothingness that atheists talk about, is what applies to animals. Perhaps (and this is just my speculation) the same applies to babies and those who haven't heard the Gospel.

I'm probably going to get even more hate for this next part, but whatever. You say what if someone was isolated from religion, but wasn't a bad person. Unfortunately, being good or bad is meaningless in this context.

"As it is written, 'There is none righteous, not even one; There is none who understands, There is none who seeks for God; All have turned aside, together they have become useless; There is none who does good, There is not even one.'"

- Romans 3:10-12

So basically, you could be the kindest, most generous, most well-behaved human being on the planet, but without Christ you burn. Even if you've never heard of Him. It's ****** , I agree, but that's the cold hard truth, as we believe. A few verses later it explains that God didn't even give us the laws as a means of getting into heaven, but rather to make us realize that we are inherently sinners:

"Now we know that whatever the law says, it says to those who are under the law, so that every mouth may be silenced and the whole world held accountable to God. Therefore no one will be declared righteous in God’s sight by the works of the law; rather, through the law we become conscious of our sin."

Romans 3:19-20
#86 - doctoryou (01/04/2013) [-]
I think that there are different levels of hell, and people who were never taught about God would not be in the same place as a man who raped and murdered children
#253 - darkdays (01/04/2013) [-]
hello sir
#62 - gelflingchey (01/04/2013) [-]
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#6 - tyraxio (01/03/2013) [-]
That's what I say every time I argue with religious people.
#298 to #6 - tyraxio (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... What did I do? I'm quite serious over here. If those who doesn't know about God goes to Heaven anyway, then you are giving them a 50/50 chance to live as hey would anyway and go to Hell. Now, that's sadistic.
#190 - CIS White Male (01/04/2013) [-]
THIS JUST IN - BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO FLY!

DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS; THEIR BONE MARROW CAN NOT BE PASSED ON THROUGH OUR SOCIETY. THIS MEANS THAT PEOPLE MAY START TO DUPLICATE AROUND THE WORLD LEAVING TIME TRAVEL OPEN TO EVERY HAIRY TURKISH CHILD ON THE GLOBE.

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN BECAUSE CLONING MAY BECOME MORE POPULAR.
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