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#29 - lionlike (01/03/2013) [-]
Are you tired of being embartassed to buy condoms? Well then, buy the condom gum!

How does that solve your problem?
User avatar #34 to #29 - TheBarneyStinson (01/03/2013) [-]
Because now you're embarrassed to buy gum instead.
User avatar #50 to #34 - austinmb **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
but its called condom gun they will know
User avatar #90 to #50 - TheBarneyStinson (01/04/2013) [-]
I know. That's why you're still embarrassed to buy it.
User avatar #28 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (01/03/2013) [-]
is the gum reusable after you use it?
#27 - Fwimble (01/03/2013) [-]
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#25 - theblockhead (01/03/2013) [-]
please make this a channel
#37 to #25 - wishanonscouldpost (01/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/KoreanCitizen
There is your channel.

Everyone of these posted is a repost.
User avatar #13 - rosehito (01/03/2013) [-]
And what do you do if it gets in your pubes?
#59 to #13 - theflippedbird (01/04/2013) [-]
Peanut Butter. I just hope you don't have pets.
User avatar #138 to #59 - rosehito (01/04/2013) [-]
How on Earth would peanut butter work?
#140 to #138 - theflippedbird (01/05/2013) [-]
It's the oil in it.
User avatar #141 to #140 - rosehito (01/05/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #20 to #13 - getitan (01/03/2013) [-]
quick like a band-aid
#74 to #20 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #20 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh my ******* lord.
#14 to #13 - Magnisethered (01/03/2013) [-]
wash it out with ice cold water. safe and sound.
User avatar #40 to #14 - Loppytaffy (01/04/2013) [-]
Boiling water works too, but don't tell her that.
User avatar #17 to #14 - dedaluminus (01/03/2013) [-]
Ice cold water on my johnson sounds like a very bad plan
#18 to #17 - Magnisethered (01/03/2013) [-]
its better than having to remove it with a razor.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rosehito (01/03/2013) [-]
Have you ever had gum in your hair?
#16 to #15 - Magnisethered (01/03/2013) [-]
yeppers!
User avatar #10 - graphically (01/03/2013) [-]
Just buy the XTRA LARGE size, it's literally no bigger than a normal condom. Learned that **** in one of my marketing classes.
User avatar #43 to #10 - Loppytaffy (01/04/2013) [-]
Fun fact, during WWI, American soldiers were given XXL condoms to carry with them and distribute in Russia as a way of demoralizing the Russians.
Obviously, they didn't do much research on Russians, but it's a fun story, no?
#51 to #43 - itsbendingtime ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
I heard the story was in WW2 when the Americans were supplying the Russians, they requested 12 inch long condoms, so the Americans shipped the over in boxed marked "medium".
User avatar #93 to #51 - Loppytaffy (01/04/2013) [-]
Ah, dammit. I mean II but I missed the other I. And yes, that's how the story goes. But they carried them round and casually distributed them to civilians, too.

bloody hetalians taking all my fun
User avatar #52 to #51 - Protagonistism (01/04/2013) [-]
But in WW1 and WW2 America and Russia were allies, why the hell would they be trying to demoralize each other?
#63 to #52 - itsbendingtime ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Don't think it was a case of demoralization, just banter.
#22 to #10 - mr skeltal (01/03/2013) [-]
Generally XL size condoms are less tight. Oddly enough, a normal one could stretch over your head it's so long, but it will still chokehold your dick until it falls off if it's too small.
User avatar #11 to #10 - benasbenas (01/03/2013) [-]
not everywhere in my local shop i once bought some cheap magnum size ones and they were bigger than my ******* arm from shoulder to elbow

sorry for terrible english
#55 to #11 - excaliboner (01/04/2013) [-]
fisting condom
#21 to #11 - mr skeltal (01/03/2013) [-]
They can stretch

lots
User avatar #7 - IAreCaptainObvious ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
>to embarrassed to buy condoms
>buy condom bubble gum then
>what
User avatar #8 to #7 - IAreCaptainObvious ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
too* my bad
#6 - mr skeltal (01/03/2013) [-]
So this means you are gonna have to blow yourself?
User avatar #42 to #6 - Loppytaffy (01/04/2013) [-]
You use condoms for masturbation?
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User avatar #3 - tyrannis (01/03/2013) [-]
Probably my favourite one yet.
User avatar #1 - shutupandrapeme (01/03/2013) [-]
Pfft. Like I need condoms.
I'm so alone..
User avatar #12 to #1 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry bro
...
I feel ya
User avatar #130 to #9 - shadowsasuke (01/04/2013) [-]
>Breaks glass
>Glass pokes holes in condom
>FFFUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #82 to #9 - buttinspecter (01/04/2013) [-]
>Finally!
>Break glass
>Expired
User avatar #46 to #9 - shutupandrapeme (01/04/2013) [-]
You sir, are ******* hilarious.
#2 to #1 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Hey, you never know what might happen.
Hey, you never know what might happen.
#36 to #2 - irishlawyer (01/03/2013) [-]
I must now go to paheal...
#4 to #2 - shutupandrapeme (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord that gif isn't making my pants any looser..   
Here, have this.
Oh dear lord that gif isn't making my pants any looser..
Here, have this.
#98 to #4 - sirjohnk (01/04/2013) [-]
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#19 to #4 - moevleboevle (01/03/2013) [-]
there. now they are loos again
User avatar #137 to #19 - JamesCraft (01/04/2013) [-]
theres 7 people that look just like him...
User avatar #136 to #19 - moevleboevle (01/04/2013) [-]
-22? seriusly? come on man! You guys don't like flowers?
User avatar #23 to #19 - shutupandrapeme (01/03/2013) [-]
MY EYES. THEY BURN.
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