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#29 - lionlike
Reply +50
(01/03/2013) [-]
Are you tired of being embartassed to buy condoms? Well then, buy the condom gum!

How does that solve your problem?
#34 to #29 - TheBarneyStinson
Reply +25
(01/03/2013) [-]
Because now you're embarrassed to buy gum instead.
#50 to #34 - austinmb **User deleted account**
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(01/04/2013) [-]
but its called condom gun they will know
#90 to #50 - TheBarneyStinson
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(01/04/2013) [-]
I know. That's why you're still embarrassed to buy it.
#28 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS
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(01/03/2013) [-]
is the gum reusable after you use it?
#27 - Fwimble
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(01/03/2013) [-]
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#25 - theblockhead
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(01/03/2013) [-]
please make this a channel
#37 to #25 - wishanonscouldpost
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(01/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/KoreanCitizen
There is your channel.

Everyone of these posted is a repost.
#13 - rosehito
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(01/03/2013) [-]
And what do you do if it gets in your pubes?
#59 to #13 - theflippedbird
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Peanut Butter. I just hope you don't have pets.
#138 to #59 - rosehito
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
How on Earth would peanut butter work?
#140 to #138 - theflippedbird
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(01/05/2013) [-]
It's the oil in it.
#141 to #140 - rosehito
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(01/05/2013) [-]
ok
#20 to #13 - getitan
Reply +151
(01/03/2013) [-]
quick like a band-aid
#74 to #20 - elcreepo
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(01/04/2013) [-]
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#33 to #20 - luckyspirit
Reply +8
(01/03/2013) [-]
Oh my ******* lord.
#14 to #13 - Magnisethered
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(01/03/2013) [-]
wash it out with ice cold water. safe and sound.
#40 to #14 - Loppytaffy
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Boiling water works too, but don't tell her that.
#17 to #14 - dedaluminus
Reply +47
(01/03/2013) [-]
Ice cold water on my johnson sounds like a very bad plan
#18 to #17 - Magnisethered
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(01/03/2013) [-]
its better than having to remove it with a razor.
#15 to #14 - rosehito
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Have you ever had gum in your hair?
#16 to #15 - Magnisethered
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(01/03/2013) [-]
yeppers!
#10 - graphically
Reply +2
(01/03/2013) [-]
Just buy the XTRA LARGE size, it's literally no bigger than a normal condom. Learned that **** in one of my marketing classes.
#43 to #10 - Loppytaffy
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Fun fact, during WWI, American soldiers were given XXL condoms to carry with them and distribute in Russia as a way of demoralizing the Russians.
Obviously, they didn't do much research on Russians, but it's a fun story, no?
#51 to #43 - itsbendingtime
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(01/04/2013) [-]
I heard the story was in WW2 when the Americans were supplying the Russians, they requested 12 inch long condoms, so the Americans shipped the over in boxed marked "medium".
#93 to #51 - Loppytaffy
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Ah, dammit. I mean II but I missed the other I. And yes, that's how the story goes. But they carried them round and casually distributed them to civilians, too.

bloody hetalians taking all my fun
#52 to #51 - Protagonistism
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(01/04/2013) [-]
But in WW1 and WW2 America and Russia were allies, why the hell would they be trying to demoralize each other?
#63 to #52 - itsbendingtime
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
Don't think it was a case of demoralization, just banter.
#22 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(01/03/2013) [-]
Generally XL size condoms are less tight. Oddly enough, a normal one could stretch over your head it's so long, but it will still chokehold your dick until it falls off if it's too small.
#11 to #10 - benasbenas
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(01/03/2013) [-]
not everywhere in my local shop i once bought some cheap magnum size ones and they were bigger than my ******* arm from shoulder to elbow

sorry for terrible english
#55 to #11 - excaliboner
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(01/04/2013) [-]
fisting condom
#21 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(01/03/2013) [-]
They can stretch

lots
#7 - IAreCaptainObvious
Reply +207
(01/03/2013) [-]
>to embarrassed to buy condoms
>buy condom bubble gum then
>what
#132 to #7 - beavisnbutthead
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#8 to #7 - IAreCaptainObvious
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(01/03/2013) [-]
too* my bad
#6 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
So this means you are gonna have to blow yourself?
#42 to #6 - Loppytaffy
Reply 0
(01/04/2013) [-]
You use condoms for masturbation?
#5 - thekingofop **User deleted account**
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#3 - tyrannis
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Probably my favourite one yet.
#1 - shutupandrapeme
Reply +124
(01/03/2013) [-]
Pfft. Like I need condoms.
I'm so alone..
#12 to #1 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry bro
...
I feel ya
#9 to #1 - izabubblebuddy
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(01/03/2013) [-]
#130 to #9 - shadowsasuke
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(01/04/2013) [-]
>Breaks glass
>Glass pokes holes in condom
>FFFUUUUUUUUUU-
#82 to #9 - buttinspecter
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(01/04/2013) [-]
>Finally!
>Break glass
>Expired
#46 to #9 - shutupandrapeme
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(01/04/2013) [-]
You sir, are ******* hilarious.
#26 to #9 - wovow
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(01/03/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - redwailmer [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +55
(01/03/2013) [-]
Hey, you never know what might happen.
Hey, you never know what might happen.
#36 to #2 - irishlawyer
Reply 0
(01/03/2013) [-]
I must now go to paheal...
#4 to #2 - shutupandrapeme
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord that gif isn't making my pants any looser..   
Here, have this.
Oh dear lord that gif isn't making my pants any looser..
Here, have this.
#98 to #4 - sirjohnk
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(01/04/2013) [-]
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#19 to #4 - moevleboevle
Reply -24
(01/03/2013) [-]
there. now they are loos again
#137 to #19 - JamesCraft
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(01/04/2013) [-]
theres 7 people that look just like him...
#136 to #19 - moevleboevle
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(01/04/2013) [-]
-22? seriusly? come on man! You guys don't like flowers?
#23 to #19 - shutupandrapeme
Reply +11
(01/03/2013) [-]
MY EYES. THEY BURN.