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#139 - sublimerule
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I love the way after he finishes doing something like killing a rare animal for a taxidermist and using its skin to increase the amount of flame thrower fuel he can carry, he's like "I'll play ball, as long as it gets me closer to finding my friends"

Is he smoking ******* crack?

If I go out in the jungle, kill a bunch of wildlife, race some jet ski's, quad bikes, jeeps, recover a bunch of lost ancient artifacts, letters from dead ******* skeleton soldiers, i'll surely find my friends!

Far Cry logic! Still love the game though
#149 to #139 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Well he does get drugs whenever he goes to citra's temple so...
#202 to #149 - anm
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(01/03/2013) [-]
He get's drugged... and ****** so, I guess it's all good.
#5 - ryantheatheist
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I had no idea what I was doing.
#12 to #5 - altairibnlaahad
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(01/03/2013) [-]
You don't know how to play Texas Hold 'em?
#152 to #12 - ryantheatheist
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(01/03/2013) [-]
*****, what'd I just say?
#106 to #5 - skergex
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(01/03/2013) [-]
THEY GAVE YOU VERY CLEAR INTRUCTIONS TO READ! CAN YOU NOT READ MORTAL?
#153 to #106 - ryantheatheist
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(01/03/2013) [-]
***** you're crazy, I'm not reading any instructions
#182 - pabloenis
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(01/03/2013) [-]
*fixed
#193 - jorgenhelg
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(01/03/2013) [-]
#79 - cheated
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(01/03/2013) [-]
MFW I realize my computer doesn't have the requirements to play Far Cry 3 after I already bought it for PC.
#81 to #79 - mistahlegend
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(01/03/2013) [-]
... Why didn't you check before hand?
#82 to #81 - cheated
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I didn't really think about it. Plus my computer is a few years old but it's still a very good computer. I don't know, I usually buy them for my Xbox but I was just going to buy it for my PC so I could sell my Xbox and ****. I didn't think requirements would be such an issue.
#99 to #82 - madjackwack
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(01/03/2013) [-]
for big games like far cry 3 yes. but trust me dude, get yourself a nice graphics card and all the games you paly will already look and feel 50x better than on xbox.
#114 to #99 - cheated
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I can either take it back and get FC3 for Xbox instead or I could even just sell my Xbox and get a graphics card and not worry about it. But I don't know what to do. I would have to wait for a buyer for my Xbox.
#130 to #79 - cazabrow
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(01/03/2013) [-]
i played it almost perfectly on a notebook, you cant just turn down your computer settings? - thats what i did
#230 to #130 - cheated
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I don't know. I tried pretty much everything. Care to share any idea that might get it to work?
#234 to #230 - cazabrow
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(01/04/2013) [-]
try this (this is what i did to make it work 1000% better) go to: Start > Right Click on "Computer"> go to Properties > Advance System Settings (on the left) > go to the "Advanced" tab on the top > click on "Settings" under "Performance" > Then click on "Adjust for Best Performance".

Essentially it'll bring your computer's settings back and take you to windows XP, but for me it allowed me to play Farcry with an almost 100% picture perfect FPS
#236 to #234 - cheated
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Are you African? Because African love you, man...
#235 to #234 - cheated
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(01/04/2013) [-]
I... *******... love you...

Like, I'm seriously about to cry right now... And I am not somebody that EVER cries........
#237 to #235 - cazabrow
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(01/04/2013) [-]
haha no problems mate, was my reaction aswell :)
#238 to #237 - cheated
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Alright I got it to start up this time but it still doesn't play the actual game. It still crashes when I try to play but it gets further than it did last time.
#239 to #238 - cazabrow
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(01/04/2013) [-]
i never had a crash problem sorry man :(
#194 - brothergrimm
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(01/03/2013) [-]
#181 - nim
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(01/03/2013) [-]
#190 to #181 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Do you really touch her tits in the game?
#191 to #190 - nim
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(01/03/2013) [-]
yes. Just in one scene.
#209 to #181 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex
#184 to #181 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I ****** your sister.
#84 - essp **User deleted account**
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#117 to #84 - kiratheunholy
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Parents richfags...
>Implying he needs any more than his spoiled ass gets.
#140 to #117 - fuzzyballs
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(01/03/2013) [-]
trapped on an island with no income, fighting armed pirates
....yeah, he needs more money
#69 - daaaaarkstar
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Finally a Far Cry channel!
Finally a Far Cry channel!
#189 - Aro
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Don't know how to play poker at all. So I just went all in and no one called my bluff and I won.
#179 - shadowmaul
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(01/03/2013) [-]
stupid question but i gott ask this is far cry 3 everyones talking about right? never played it thinkin bout getting it
#200 to #179 - anm
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(01/03/2013) [-]
It's a bad ass game.
#183 to #179 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(01/03/2013) [-]
worth every penny.
awesome game.
though, it won't have much replay value.
#124 - razoredgey
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Killing Hoyt will be useless unless we sabotage his FRIED CHICKEN.
Killing Hoyt will be useless unless we sabotage his FRIED CHICKEN.
#73 - notified
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(01/03/2013) [-]
MFW its Black Jack
MFW its Black Jack
#129 to #73 - evilanakie
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(01/03/2013) [-]
black jack black.png
#75 to #73 - jirichi
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Texas Hold'em



asswipe
#228 to #75 - notified
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Old Maid
#55 - dameseif
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(01/03/2013) [-]
**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Doctor Who-The Snowmen ** <- The locals.
#57 to #55 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
The locals are all telephone booths?
#71 to #57 - Vpirate
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(01/03/2013) [-]
How dare you call the TARDIS a telephone booth
#66 to #57 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
"telephone booths" no just no...
#59 to #57 - himyouknowwho
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(01/03/2013) [-]
no. they are landscapes
#61 to #59 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
****, i better get a new graphics card.
#63 to #61 - himyouknowwho
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(01/03/2013) [-]
i should consider that too
#64 to #63 - farcrylogic [OP]
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#68 to #64 - himyouknowwho
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(01/03/2013) [-]
nor can i
nor can i
#17 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account**
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#19 to #17 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
you moron that hand is great, ace is highest card chance of high pair, ten is mid which is better then 8 other cards you could have been dealt out of the 13 dif types, inside straight is a bonus too
#22 to #17 - ushuaia
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(01/03/2013) [-]
100% Open from middle position in full ring, open from any position in 6 max

10/10 would raise
#37 to #22 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account**
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#241 - jimnlbob
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(01/04/2013) [-]
In the side mission where you had to get back that one guy's stuff from the pirates, you had to win the money back at the poker game for the necklace. I beat the 3 pirates at the poker table with an Ace High Flush. I won over $2,000. It made me happpy.
#242 to #241 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah,  remember doing that.   
   
you get like 2000 dollars but there is a cool trick you could do:   
   
Play the poker game normally and win 1 hand.   
   
Press escape and leave the table after you won that hand   
   
You get your money back AND the money you won.   
   
Go back into the card game and rinse and repeat.   
   
INFINITE MONEY!
Yeah, remember doing that.

you get like 2000 dollars but there is a cool trick you could do:

Play the poker game normally and win 1 hand.

Press escape and leave the table after you won that hand

You get your money back AND the money you won.

Go back into the card game and rinse and repeat.

INFINITE MONEY!
#243 to #242 - jimnlbob
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(01/04/2013) [-]
The only problem was i didn't need anymore money after that point in the game...i had bougt all i had needed to bye....
The only problem was i didn't need anymore money after that point in the game...i had bougt all i had needed to bye....
#244 to #243 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Well, you can be the little rich kid that Jason is, and buy random **** you don't even need.
#207 - FishInABowl
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(01/03/2013) [-]
So i've been playing Far cry 3 for a while now but on the mission Saving Oliver I have to get to a vantage point and when I get there I look down at the ground and then the screen goes black besides the minimap, I can't find a way around it does anybody know what I can do?
#210 to #207 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Uinstall and re-install the game.

Hopefully Uplay has Cloud so you can keep all of your saved data =/
#211 to #210 - FishInABowl
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I play on xbox :/
#213 to #211 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Oh.

Well, take out the disc.

Put soap on it. (Not dish soap hand soap)

Run it under warm water (not too hot)

Clean it

If it STILL doesn't work, then call Ubisoft support or wait out for a patch for Far Cry 3 to resolve this issue.
#212 to #211 - anon
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(01/03/2013) [-]
There's the problem
#217 to #211 - spanishninja
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Step1: Burn that *****.
Step2: Buy a PS3.
#196 - zatu
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who noticed that's not a good poker hand? Blackjack maybe
#199 to #196 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Sad thing is:
Everyone says that that would be a good blackjack hand.
I don't even know what blackjack is.
#201 to #199 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
21
#203 to #201 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
You mean i can't play blackjack until i am 21?

****, that must be a man's game.
#204 to #203 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Get 21 points. You win.
#208 to #204 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
OH i remember what Blackjack is now.

I used to play it with my dad when i want over to his place.
#218 to #208 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
It's nice isn't it? :D

Pop a couple of beers, play some cards with the old man.. ahh..
#219 to #218 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I'm not drinking age. =(
19
#220 to #219 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Aww, 'Merica?
#221 to #220 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Canada.
#222 to #221 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
That's sad :/
#223 to #222 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
I am going to Greece in 2 days.
I will drink there.
#224 to #223 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Drink some Ouzo, best stuff..
#225 to #224 - farcrylogic [OP]
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Diet Coke and Ouzo is best combo.
#226 to #225 - photonmik
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Nailed it!
#45 - titsequalthumbs
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(01/03/2013) [-]
It looks like Blackjack to me
#47 to #45 - sunice
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Or maybe texas holdem, which is poker