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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#37 - anon id: 88d0e602
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Raised by apes or not, tarzan was still nude so so may I
#30 - peepeethesailor
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***Roll ******* Man you know what I hate crackers. You know all they do is mow my lawn with their dirty spic clothing on. They are so ******* smart goddamn gooks. All they are is just a bunch of ***********. Goddamn japs. Why can't they all just ******* drown them redskin selfs.**
#69 to #30 - dirkdirkmoo
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wat


wat
#32 to #30 - Petroleum
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...What?
#24 - futtef
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User avatar #23 - zappasc **User deleted account**
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Snow white did sleep with the 7 drawvers in the 'original' story (not disney).
My teacher in danish (so also in general litterature) ruined EVERY SINGLE chilhood story like that. Turns of the classic writes was a buch of perverts.

User avatar #59 to #23 - ButtonFly
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In the original Cinderella (at least the earliest known story of it) Cinderella's dad married a lady the Cinderella didn't like so Cinderella and her tutor planned to kill her. Cinderella tricked her step-mother into looking into a large chest and while her head was in there Cinderella slammed the lid shut on the woman's neck so many times her head fell off.
Cinderella's dad married the tutor next. The tutor knew what Cinderella did and treated her poorly for it. Cinderella got fed up with being treated like dirt (or cinder) so she went and killed the tutor I think by setting her on fire (I don't quite remember but it wasn't as awesome as decapitation via chest).
There was no prince, no slipper and I think the closes they got to a Fairy God Mother was the tutor who Cinderella killed.
All I really learned from that story was that Cinderella was a murderous, psychopathic bad ass.
#64 to #59 - climatus
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then how in the good name of **** did Disney make Cinderella out of that?
User avatar #82 to #64 - ButtonFly
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Like I said this was a really early version of Cinderella. Disney was mostly inspired by the French version written in 1634. Disney more or less stuck to that version, the soul exception being that the Fairy God Mother was actually the spirit of Cinderella's deceased biological mother.
User avatar #27 to #23 - rjake
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So you also learned the original Little Mermaid story?
User avatar #28 to #27 - zappasc **User deleted account**
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No, enlighten me please.
User avatar #29 to #28 - rjake
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So basically the Little Mermaid saves the prince from drowning and falls in love with him, but her lifespan as a mermaid is much longer than the human's, but when she dies she'll turn into sea foam and stop existing, but humans have eternal souls that live on. So she goes to this witch and asks to be a human with an eternal soul, yadda yadda yadda, trades her voice for legs, needs to marry the prince in order to have a soul, and if he falls in love with someone else then she dies immediately. So she drinks the potion which makes her feel like swords are constantly impaling her. Then he has to marry this princess but he wont because hes in love with the girl who saved his life (who was the mermaid but he thought it was a temple girl) and then he is taught the princess saved him, so he marries her. She despairs, thinking of the death that awaits her, but before dawn, her sisters bring her a knife that the Sea Witch has given them in exchange for their long hair. If the Little Mermaid slays the prince with the knife and lets his blood drip on her feet, she will become a mermaid again, all her suffering will end, and she will live out her full life. She cant bare to kill him so she throws herself into the ocean and turns into sea foam and she is forced to be a spirit in the sky like forever.
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User avatar #95 to #29 - thedarkassassin
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I watched that story the other day. I cried like a bitch.
User avatar #65 to #29 - dapianoman
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I have a really big book of fairy tales and nursery rhymes and ****, and that story always stood out to me as the one story that didn't have a good ending. For some reason all the other stories were the Disney kind (not the gruesome original ones).
#22 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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The Lion King teaches not to be a little bitch so stop acting like one.
User avatar #21 - demandsgayversion
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I still say the Sleeping Beauty one was kinda rapey, he didn't KNOW that's what would wake her up.
User avatar #52 to #21 - smokedmeatlog
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The prophecy foretold it, so he had to try.
User avatar #17 - AquariusCyclone
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Was this the same guy who made the comment about why we don't need school?
#16 - snaresinger
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I've never seen this, thank you OP.
I've never seen this, thank you OP.
#14 - anon id: 26300c1c
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the original pinocchio is a pretty ****** up story

just saying
#26 to #14 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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Dude originally peter pan was meant to be a twisted **** that wouldn't leave a poor old man alone, so the man resorted to piracy to escape from him
User avatar #20 to #14 - arandomanon
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Dude, Alice in Wonderland was written by a (possibly) pedophile priest so...
The original is still ok, however Through the Looking-Glass is totally ****** up.
User avatar #18 to #14 - rubixium
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Every disney story that is based on another one is completely different and the original is usually vastly depressing.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rbrim
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Most fairy tales are pretty ****** up when you go back to the original story.
User avatar #13 - frozo
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You know, technically Robin Hood WAS a thief.
But, what, you going to blame books now? Video games got old?
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#7 - thunderpony
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amen indeed  MFW
amen indeed MFW
User avatar #4 - kasperscar
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Original snow white
She was raped by the wharves
User avatar #5 to #4 - kasperscar
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Dwarves
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User avatar #34 to #2 - halomike
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Cinderella became a queen or some **** and made her mother wear iron boots that were molded with molten hot metal. She also put both her sisters in a barrel of class and rolled them down a hill.
#117 to #34 - admiralen
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a barrel of class!
#25 to #2 - beeradthelaw
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#19 to #2 - anon id: 6b47452b
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Source to original?
User avatar #174 to #19 - leebo
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It isn't porn, anon.
#36 to #19 - anon id: 89e2b07c
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I dont know where its from but the Brothers Grimm made all these original kid stories. They weren't meant for kids
#88 to #36 - anon id: f02afbfd
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actually, they were meant for kids - to scare the ever-living **** out of them, so they'd behave
User avatar #11 to #2 - zaggystirdust
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why does it seem that almost every story involves rape?
User avatar #10 to #2 - Deavas
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actually her father is the father of the twins (he rapes her obviously), and then she wakes up later to the man who found her, who was raping her
User avatar #3 to #2 - vivlian
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One of the children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
User avatar #12 to #3 - andalitemadness
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Why couldn't someone have just taken out the flax before?
User avatar #31 to #12 - patsfanaverb
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i guess she was just a bitch and no one wanted to deal with her
#1 - paintplayer
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One day they'll learn their lesson. Being a slut always comes at a price.
#8 to #1 - sevenscars
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Rapeman always makes my day better.
Rapeman always makes my day better.
#35 to #8 - awesomanium
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