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#163 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#109 - aazz
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#111 to #109 - anon
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Implying rape is contageous
#122 to #111 - JMF
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Stahp.
#49 - disturbedfan
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New way to test the durability of condoms.
#48 - dreamthrow
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What if she/he can feel your toenail when you insert? ow.
#24 - rudianos
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#29 to #24 - thepandaking
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I cannot express how much I hate Gilbert Godfried, but I couldn't not express this thought.
#30 to #29 - rudianos
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#41 to #29 - blargedyblarg
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#171 - ithinkimfunny
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OP you're like a pilot

Always at work in the cockpit
#118 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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That's why extra large condoms are made for those who want to impress the cashier. If you can take a normal condom and fit it around your goddamn foot, it'll fit around your penis.
#119 to #118 - poutinesalad
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Some people do need them. It's a blessing and a curse cause if big enough you feel faint from lack of blood due to it all goin to your dick
#120 to #119 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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I doubt it. Have you ever had a teacher practically stick her entire forearm into that thing? I saw it, and it was ******* nuts.

Unless you have the penis of a horse, you won't need em
#125 to #120 - poutinesalad
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ok poor choice of words but its a turn of phrase
#123 to #120 - poutinesalad
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id like to see you hold an erection with an extra small condom (assuming you have an average dick)
#126 to #123 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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Unless your dick is ******* huge, then you don't need a large condom. A lot of somewhat above average guys will be extra large condoms to save face.
#127 to #126 - poutinesalad
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You're trying to assume your righteousness by avoiding my original argument. You never gave specifics.
#133 to #127 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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I did answer that. Now lets say that most guys are about 5.9-6 inches. Even if you have a small condom it will work, take a look at this chart www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart#small. Most guys can use a regular condom or a small condom. Those who are freakishly endowed need a large condom, but if you have a 7 inch a penis, and regular condom is fine. Most guys don't have a penis over 6.5, so 8 is very large. Also righteousness isn't the correct word to use there, but rightness is. It through me off for a sec.
#134 to #133 - poutinesalad
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You answered it, but you're trying to cover for the fact that you didnt give specifics and I nullified your original statement. Have a good day sir, you lose.
#135 to #134 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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Wait, what?
#136 to #135 - poutinesalad
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Like I said, some people do. Your original statement was that the only people who buy extra large condoms want to impress the cashier. There are people who need those condoms for their dick, so that statement is false.
#140 to #136 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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No, there are a few people who buy that for their dick. I've talked to women, and read plenty of articles written by women who talk about guys who buy large condoms to show off somewhat larger than average dicks. The amount of condoms available for purchase and those that are purchased are disproportional to those who have an exceptionally large penis, therefore either science is wrong about the average penis size, or men overestimate their lengths.
#141 to #140 - poutinesalad
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Just because most dont still doesnt disprove the fact that some do.
#146 to #141 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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But I never said... Oh **** it. We're both getting red thumbs, and its late where I'm at. Let's just agree to disagree
#193 to #141 - pazinenis
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Idiot saved the thumbnail rather than the photo.
HUR DUR HERPA DERP DERP.
#121 to #118 - JMF
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magical fairy princess, pls.
#95 - fukkentyranitar
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There's a fetish for that.
#112 to #95 - anon
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Implying rape is contageous
#47 - Greengreda
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If you're looking at this picture and asking yourself why someone would do that
The picture's from some feminist blogger saying "If he says 'I'm too big for condoms' He's lying to you. Condoms stretch and there's more than one size."
#88 to #47 - dembba
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I'm not sure if you think this or if you're just posting this for info, but here goes...

Yes, all penises can fit in most condoms but that would mean we wold have to stretch the base out so we can fit it on and that introduces air into the condom and that could make the condom rip when going into tight spaces.
#9 - Milos
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Will banana look like a cucumber in that green condom from the distance?
#92 - qjmihuia
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#115 to #92 - anon
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Implying rape is contageous
#91 - pimpinpenguin
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i guess thats good water proof lining for snow boots......
#16 - savioranonymous
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#42 - smokekusheveryday
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#3 - thewalruss
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I received my first condom at school when I was 13... I had it in my pocket during a whole year until I realize I was still a little inmatiure bastard, and it would be hard to get laid on those years, so I pumped it up and hid it in my sister's backpack before she went to school... she was 4.

Unfortunately, I'm 20 now, and it seems that I still am a little inmatiure bastard to get laid D: Happy new year!
#11 to #3 - cfeuer
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#13 to #3 - weinerdick
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...Immature
#4 to #3 - galning
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I was 14; also got them at school.. My creepy moral teacher gave them to us but they were expired so she insested that we only used them for masturbation.   
   
Gif semi related.
I was 14; also got them at school.. My creepy moral teacher gave them to us but they were expired so she insested that we only used them for masturbation.

Gif semi related.
#14 to #4 - karvarausku ONLINE
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I can't imagine putting on condom for just masturbating...
#22 to #14 - hemming
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Easy clean up...
#110 - iMagnet
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"Playing it super safe tonight"
#105 - Cutles
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that seems right, but i cover my foot long a little different
#67 - bosshogoutlaw
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Step one to avoid getting athletes foot on your dick
#64 - ascendedwings
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It's sorta relevant to the title.
#51 - anon
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Good, now it will be comfortable for OP to shove his foot up his ass.
#81 to #51 - malifauxdeux
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Look again my friend. That big toe has a paint job.
#132 to #81 - bilshneip
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It's OP. Your point?