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#13 - bosskiss has deleted their comment [-]
#12 - joshlols (01/01/2013) [-]
What sort of sorcery is thi-   
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Nevermind.
What sort of sorcery is thi-
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#9 - Lambda ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I never knew that's what AT-AT stood for.
#100 to #9 - nyawgga (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - ftwforthewin (01/01/2013) [-]
This makes me wonder how big Orthanc is
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
They actually describe it as being 500 feet in the books, look it up.
User avatar #3 - ariplayer (01/01/2013) [-]
every time i think of the tower of sauron i instantly think of those big towers in every gate to Oblivion (TES 4) with a sigil stone in it
User avatar #2 - hadrian (01/01/2013) [-]
Where's your source on this given figure?
User avatar #244 to #2 - anonymoose (01/02/2013) [-]
Tolkien doesn't mention the size, but there are probably some ways to tell the size through reference points.
User avatar #307 to #244 - hadrian (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure there are. Tolkien was a stickler for details when he wanted to be.
User avatar #308 to #307 - anonymoose (01/02/2013) [-]
"The Dark Tower was described as existing on a massive scale so large it was almost surreal, although Tolkien does not provide much detail beyond its size and immense strength. Since it had a "topmost tower" it presumably had multiple towers. It is otherwise described as dark and surrounded in shadow, so that it could not be clearly seen.
"..rising black, blacker and darker than the vast shades amid which it stood, the cruel pinnacles and iron crown of the topmost tower of Barad-dûr..." " - Wikipedia.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hadrian (01/02/2013) [-]
hmm, that would put Mt Doom on an even larger scale. The Atlas of Middle Earth places Barad-dûr as standing lower than the volcano, but still taller than half the height of the volcano.
#5 to #2 - kagefj (01/01/2013) [-]
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#163 to #5 - nefarian (01/02/2013) [-]
Looks like Timmy swallowed semen...
Why do I even think that?
#1 - bluemando (01/01/2013) [-]
and for the rest of the world
#239 to #1 - libejenkins (01/02/2013) [-]
...Thanks!
#233 to #1 - herpdamin (01/02/2013) [-]
"meer over de calculator"
"meer over de calculator"
User avatar #27 to #1 - goobyman ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
so about one kilometer if i'm not completely retarded?
User avatar #38 to #27 - ICEDgrunge (01/02/2013) [-]
About 3 feet is 1 kilometer, so to say that's stretching it pretty far friend.
User avatar #41 to #38 - goobyman ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
the tower.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ICEDgrunge (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, what do you mean?
User avatar #44 to #42 - goobyman ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
the tower is 1km
3k foot= 1km
3 foot= 1m
seems legit?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ICEDgrunge (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm ******* retarded. **** . I messed that one up ******* thoroughly, sorry. That is what I meant, I just had a slip of the tard. I'm sorry about that.
#177 to #45 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. It gave me a good laugh.
#54 to #45 - lolzordz (01/02/2013) [-]
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#220 to #54 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
She is so ******* scary
User avatar #46 to #45 - goobyman ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
it's cool man, don't worry.
User avatar #35 to #27 - theivindon (01/02/2013) [-]
sorry, you seem to be completely retarded.
User avatar #28 to #27 - cptmongtard (01/02/2013) [-]
Uhm. What?
User avatar #11 to #1 - opjoopie (01/01/2013) [-]
Danku heer blauwe mando.
User avatar #227 to #11 - bluemando (01/02/2013) [-]
graag gedaan
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