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User avatar #50 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
I hate people. i would win this.
#49 - FlashBangZ (01/02/2013) [-]
****					 						*****					 id love to see someone do that. id rob the 						****					 outta those cracks
**** ***** id love to see someone do that. id rob the **** outta those cracks
#75 to #49 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
New fried chicken flavored oatmeal. Now with dentastix, to keep your slave's teeth white.
#48 - tehlulzbringer (01/02/2013) [-]
Order whatever you want

Take a friend's phone. Check their text messages and start replying, make sure to laugh and make eye contact with the friend every minute or so

When they try to take it, they lose and they'll have to pay for your meal.
User avatar #46 - killerliquid (01/02/2013) [-]
Turn off phone.
User avatar #41 - RageRambo (01/02/2013) [-]
Implying I have a phone. Or people to text me.
#39 - isus (01/02/2013) [-]
No one checks the phone.. FREE MEAL!!
User avatar #36 - XxKelciexX (01/02/2013) [-]
All the iphones, then... Nokia!
User avatar #35 - blargedyblarg (01/02/2013) [-]
top phone is nokia....WHY THE OTHER PHONES NO GO SMASH
User avatar #37 to #35 - goll (01/02/2013) [-]
the stack started with 30 phones
#40 to #37 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Only the strongest survive...
User avatar #38 to #37 - blargedyblarg (01/02/2013) [-]
possible
#34 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
I tried this and missed a job call that payed 10$ an hour. They didn't call again :/
User avatar #32 - reican (01/02/2013) [-]
put on the alarm with the same sound as someone else's ringtone
User avatar #43 to #32 - corundum (01/02/2013) [-]
YOU TRICKY ******
User avatar #29 - paronix ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'd be set, I ******* always forget to check my phone.
#28 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
no just do credit card roulette
when the waiter comes around and asks to pay hand him everyones credit card
and say : pick one
User avatar #44 to #28 - corundum (01/02/2013) [-]
I'd hate to be that waiter.
#24 - chargedpking (01/02/2013) [-]
twist: no one checks their phone and they leave without paying
+1
#115 to #24 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#101 to #24 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
that face had me laughing like an actual retard
User avatar #22 - idoliam (01/02/2013) [-]
I'd lose because I have a compulsion to frequently look at the time.
User avatar #31 to #22 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Buy a watch. They are classy.
User avatar #18 - awesomesaucy (01/01/2013) [-]
I did this at a restaurant with friends, we all did well until someone asked what time it was, then we just sat there silently staring at the pile of phones...
#17 - memescomefromb (01/01/2013) [-]
Guise, listen, hey guys, what if, listen! What if, guise, what if

Everyone pays for their own meal
User avatar #141 to #17 - amoussa (01/02/2013) [-]
yeah I agree, forget about that chivalrous crap and I also hate bills being split equally (especially when I order cheap meals and they order expensive ass lobsters with some luxury vintage champagne)
User avatar #94 to #17 - huskycreeper (01/02/2013) [-]
That's what they do if no one checks their phone during the whole meal.
User avatar #45 to #17 - corundum (01/02/2013) [-]
NO FUN
User avatar #14 - lothet (01/01/2013) [-]
Is that Ritsu from K-ON!?

**** ...I'm getting more otaku-ish every day....
User avatar #11 - TheHutchie (01/01/2013) [-]
Give credit to Brotips.
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#10 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
Did this yesterday with some friends - first one to touch the phone had to chug a beer - nobody touched their phone that night - lots of fun was had
#9 - fellthatsexydrop (01/01/2013) [-]
JOKE'S ON YOU! I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! NO ONE EVER TEXTS ME!
JOKE'S ON YOU! I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! NO ONE EVER TEXTS ME!
User avatar #148 to #9 - lasmamoe (01/02/2013) [-]
But then, who was other phones?
#113 to #9 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
technically you would have a social life because you went out with your peeps to eat
User avatar #19 to #9 - generaljackass (01/02/2013) [-]
What is this from? I am perplexed by the large black balls floating and the mysterious gunman.
#21 to #19 - Xepheros (01/02/2013) [-]
Doctor Who, I'd wager.
User avatar #23 to #21 - generaljackass (01/02/2013) [-]
That is a tad vague, but thank you at least I have a starting point.
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