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#132 - sippay (01/02/2013) [-]
Rule 34, no exceptions.
#144 to #132 - downstreamlife (01/02/2013) [-]
thanks, now I'm horny
User avatar #130 - drastronomy (01/02/2013) [-]
so you would rather stay trapped in a resturant with of your greedy, jewish friends than pay a bill?
#131 to #130 - cabbagemayhem (01/02/2013) [-]
Better than being trapped in a restaurant with a bunch of people always talking on their phones.
#125 - patriotpenguin (01/02/2013) [-]
see guy sitting alone with his phone on the table   
   
his phones just there and dosent vibrate   
   
he jumps up and screams * i won!!!*   
   
he procides  to just get up and leave   
   
been doing this for a month now
see guy sitting alone with his phone on the table

his phones just there and dosent vibrate

he jumps up and screams * i won!!!*

he procides to just get up and leave

been doing this for a month now
#123 - futtef (01/02/2013) [-]
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#114 - opticwar (01/02/2013) [-]
>Buy spare phone (Nokia 3210)
>Take sim and battery out
>Put it on the table whilst texting etc on your main phone
>????????????
>Profit!
User avatar #122 to #114 - donttouchthat (01/02/2013) [-]
>Go to pawn shop
>Buy Gun
>Shoot yourself
User avatar #118 to #114 - spearpwi (01/02/2013) [-]
That is called being a douche.
#119 to #118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
no, being a douche is texting the other people during dinner. Though, that's also being hilarious.
User avatar #126 to #119 - spearpwi (01/02/2013) [-]
I think that would more or less be considered trolling actually.
User avatar #137 to #126 - thalfak (01/02/2013) [-]
You can still be a douche for trolling
User avatar #138 to #137 - spearpwi (01/02/2013) [-]
A funny douche is more likeable though.
User avatar #145 to #138 - thalfak (01/02/2013) [-]
True
#112 - bitchplzzz (01/02/2013) [-]
I maybe check my phone every 1 hour in the evening at home when theres nothing on the TV. I think i can last a few hours while having fun at a dinner.
User avatar #111 - poutinesalad (01/02/2013) [-]
I just bought an S3. I'd lose first considering the phones on the table and my phones abilities
#134 to #111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
IMO the DNA is far superior
User avatar #129 to #111 - anssi (01/02/2013) [-]
well you obviously have too much money so I'm guessing you wouldn't mind paying the meal
#109 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
This is a really old thing.
#108 - derpingtonherp (01/02/2013) [-]
But who was bill?
But who was bill?
User avatar #107 - picamix (01/02/2013) [-]
id win every time



im lonely
User avatar #116 to #107 - Mesmus ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Im lonely too but still no reason not to keep checking my phone haha
User avatar #117 to #116 - picamix (01/02/2013) [-]
no one calls me or text me
i have a watch
no reason to check
User avatar #106 - MrTurdTastic (01/02/2013) [-]
I have a Sony Smart Watch, I'm all good.
#105 - camelnuts (01/02/2013) [-]
I have one of those old Motorola Razr flip phones and I barely use it.
User avatar #96 - victoryismine (01/02/2013) [-]
Well it certainly won't be me paying the bill.

My phone never rings.
Nobody loves me.
User avatar #97 to #96 - tonkkax (01/02/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk users would win at this game.
#124 to #97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
What would happen if fj users go on a diner together?
User avatar #158 to #124 - tonkkax (01/02/2013) [-]
That's what we call "The tree wise men who sat down forever".
User avatar #128 to #124 - Lijiah (01/02/2013) [-]
Everyone would sit there awkwardly long after the meal is over, waiting for someone to check their phone.
#98 to #97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
Implying rape is contageous
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#110 to #98 - bearmotherfucker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 to #95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
Implying rape is contageous
#127 to #99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference.
#93 - organicglory ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
It's not like anyone is going to call/text me anyway
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2013) [-]
The whole idea is that they should be punished for talking in the phone - if no one picks up theirs phone then everyone pays for their own meal.
User avatar #84 - jjristine (01/02/2013) [-]
1.Have no phone
2.Order whole menu
3.???
4.Profit
User avatar #81 - eatallthecake (01/02/2013) [-]
I would just pay for my own food. Or say I don't have a phone and order the whole menu.
User avatar #80 - cuntism ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
The jewish version of this caused the recession
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