God damn it, it's not like he told you the ending of a movie, where the Orc almost kills the king but Bilbo knocks him down and stabs him to death. Also gandolf kills the fat fucker underground by three slices.

Also, it's not like the end of far cry three, where you have to pick to kill your friends or keep them alive, good or bad. If you don't kill them the story ends with her being stabbed by that one nigger. Otherwise, if you kill them the almost black bitch fucks you then stabs you once you plant a warrior baby in her.

Because fuck you.

What other form of entertainment is like that? Let me read the ending of this book, watch the end of this movie, skip to the end of X because what if it's bad? No, we shouldn't HAVE to do this.
Unfortunately I do anyway, because fuck some people on the internet