or, you know,
use ice

Wait, what... that is even more genius!

Even better, freeze your piss, and stab someone to death with your own urine!

Or blood. Kill someone with your own blood... Litterally. That's pretty metal.

It's not about DNA it's a bout sending a message. I will bleed on you violently till you die. Then fuckers know not to mess with you. Cause noone wants to fight a crazy guy.

Plus you can mix it in with some bleach or some shit and ruin the DNA. Dunno how much to mix in, but I'm pretty sure it can be done.

use your victims blood

Called the "Spy-cicle"

I conclude you never read or saw detective conan!

or you know, not leave the murder weapon behind, but that might work. no lawyer is gonna be like the defendant killed her with a candy cane.

..You're thinking of icicles
Not candy
Candy doesn't melt in the human body

make bullets with it

Imagine this. Kate, Bill, Sphincter, Lettuce, Jackoff, and Unibrow all answer the question. Kate gets 2 votes, Bill gets 1, Sphincter gets 1, Lettuce gets 0, Jackoff gets 1, and Unibrow gets 1. Now tell me, what percentage of the votes does Kate have?

MrPradre, I'm just giving him an image.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SPHICTER, LETTUCE, JACKOFF AND UNIBROW.
Oh God, I can't stop laughing

4 people voted on other comments

4 other entries got one vote each maybe

maybe there were 6 voters..

They've already started

Why sharpen a candy cane when he already have a knife...?

eash knife has a set blade shape
so if you stab someone they can find out what model it was and then find the knife and dna
no matter how much you clean it will always be there
wait theres acid
hue

There's no way they can find the knife model by looking at the wound...

"What are you making?"
"A knife"
"You're making a knife with a knife?"
"Got a better way?"
10 Internets to whoever gets the reference

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #411522 at Anime & Manga **

Brother? I'm so frightened.

**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Trips aren't always tons of fun... ** Good Guy Brother: Gets shanked by sibling, blames it on pet.
Bad Luck Brother: Cat gets blamed for brother, gets euthanized.

I got a similar story if you wanna hear it (just brother related). My older brother was chasing me down the street shooting at me with a BB gun. He then put the gun back in the house where my little brother found it and shot the new plasma screen TV (back in 2007 plasma screens were less common.) Although I was outside and my older brother was in his room I blamed the busted TV on myself. My parents were so angry.

Kept breaking on my skin before entering, so no peppermint flavored blood~ahue

Honestly I was joking.

**grumpythefirst rolls 34** I thought it was funny. A joke is a joke.

Oh god, my sides.

still pretty funny

Why didn't you take your butthurt to /hating/?

If you're a female virgin I'm pretty fucking sure you'd know if you had been raped or not.





I'm talking about the hymen, just incase you didn't know.