If my friend did that to me I'd kick his ass and he knows it.

Didn't work. Ended up being a threesome...they were gay.

I can do you one better. My gf of a year broke up with me, so I had friends over to console me. We were all chilling in my bed (2 guys, 2 girls). One girl had to leave, so I walked her to her car. I return to find my other two having sex IN MY BED. I stood in the corner for five minutes before walking over and saying "hey, I just came to grab my phone." then walked out.

Fuck friends, going up and doing it to strangers, now that would fuck them up.

**megareader rolled a random image posted in comment #170129 at Pokemon ** I don't see anything wrong with this post.

then you are down 2 friends

If only this worked on bitch ex girlfriends flaunting their new relationship in your face daily.

That is my fetish.jpg

i tired this with my friend and he grabbed my man-boob and kissed my cheek.

Or you could interrupt one of them and kiss that person.
They would NEVER kiss around you again.