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#131 - creosote (01/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this one time when I had invited a friend over. "Sure, I'll be right over. I'll just get my girlfriends mom to drop me off."
Huh well, that's a little weird...
They eventually arrive and she gets out of the car with him and they walk up to me and he asks if she can be over too.
... Scum bag moves ensue.
So since I can't really just tell her to leave or anything, I cave in.
We go into my bed room, and I ask them if they like Ugly Americans "Oh I love that show!" she says.
"You wanna watch it?"
"Sure!"
Okay, this is getting a little less awkward. So we sit down on the couch, which is ******* tiny by the way, and his body is right up against mine.
As I'm watching my toons I realize that my friend, who usually never stops talking isn't saying much, so I look over and low and behold, he is sucking on her face.
I slowly turn my head back to face the TV, turn it off, and hall ass out of there.
#130 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
And if they say yes, you've just committed yourself to a gay threeway.
User avatar #118 - carlitosyo (01/02/2013) [-]
awkward moment when my two friends and i are watching a movie on my bed, then i realize she is on top of him...
#116 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH GIRLSSSS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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#102 - dacheez (01/02/2013) [-]
> Be in a night club last week   
>See two people making out   
>"Pffft if i'm not getting any, neither are you two"   
>Rub beard on the couple's face, making them kiss my beard   
>ruin their moment, like a MAN!
> Be in a night club last week
>See two people making out
>"Pffft if i'm not getting any, neither are you two"
>Rub beard on the couple's face, making them kiss my beard
>ruin their moment, like a MAN!
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#98 - dovahsix (01/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #105 to #98 - madkip (01/02/2013) [-]
I can hear his voice so clearly...
#94 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [-]
>be in junior high   
>two of my friends are going out   
>after school, they're getting a little close to each other   
>They start hugging each other and staring into the other's eyes   
>About to lean in for a smooch   
>HowBoutNo.jpeg   
>run towards them screaming "MOOD RUINER" at the top of my lungs, much like Leroy Jenkins   
>I slipped under their arms and shimmied my way up   
>I am now sandwiched between their embrace   
>I alternate looking both of them in the eyes   
>"It's illegal to own six or more dildos in Texas."   
>Move their arms aside like double doors   
>My work here is done   
>Mfw walking away
>be in junior high
>two of my friends are going out
>after school, they're getting a little close to each other
>They start hugging each other and staring into the other's eyes
>About to lean in for a smooch
>HowBoutNo.jpeg
>run towards them screaming "MOOD RUINER" at the top of my lungs, much like Leroy Jenkins
>I slipped under their arms and shimmied my way up
>I am now sandwiched between their embrace
>I alternate looking both of them in the eyes
>"It's illegal to own six or more dildos in Texas."
>Move their arms aside like double doors
>My work here is done
>Mfw walking away
#123 to #122 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly.
#112 to #94 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [-]
Is that...   
   
Is that 						*******					 12 favorites?!
Is that...

Is that ******* 12 favorites?!
#125 to #112 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [-]
Now there's 21.
Now there's 21.
#146 to #125 - stanleys (01/02/2013) [-]
Jumped up to 35
Jumped up to 35
User avatar #154 to #147 - mermintube (01/02/2013) [-]
37 and counting
#99 to #94 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
I was having a terrible day up until I say your comment. Thank you for making my day a little less ******** .
#100 to #99 - herefortheporno (01/02/2013) [-]
No problem.
No problem.
User avatar #89 - zaywoot (01/02/2013) [-]
The thing about my friends is, they would probably go have a 3-way with me... They are very open sexually...
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#93 to #89 - kanade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#91 to #89 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
well go ******* have a threeway with them you lucky cunt
User avatar #92 to #91 - zaywoot (01/02/2013) [-]
Yeah noooo thanks... It would be a devils 3-way with an ugly chick...
#110 to #92 - mariasaturnina (01/02/2013) [-]
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
#106 to #92 - tasomo (01/02/2013) [-]
How is that a valid reason?
#86 - projectnero (01/02/2013) [-]
**projectnero rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Hidden phone ** Oh look I've posted this one before, interesting.
#117 to #86 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
*roll picture
#83 - blutzcrunk (01/02/2013) [-]
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #338 at Who's There? **   
<This should shut em up
**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #338 at Who's There? **
<This should shut em up
#71 - brocktox (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm a professional creep, and this has my approval.
User avatar #66 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
If my friend did that to me I'd kick his ass and he knows it.
User avatar #73 to #66 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Oh no you wouldn't you'd be having a threeway and so would I.~ahue
User avatar #74 to #73 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
I know. I was waiting for someone to point that out.
User avatar #76 to #74 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #79 to #76 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
Because, I've been so overly sexual on this website I thought more than just you would call ******** . I guess I was wrong.
#80 to #79 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Your wish has been granted by your other bi friend at least.
#81 to #80 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
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Well, at least that's something.
#82 to #81 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
That's the best pic ever!!!
User avatar #97 to #82 - majormoron (01/02/2013) [-]
i concur
#65 - lolzordz (01/02/2013) [-]
when i walk in on my friend kissing his gf
User avatar #64 - xxkosukexx (01/02/2013) [-]
How come it's that everyone ask what anime it is when it involves sex?
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