I HAVE A WIFE!!!

only half the year though what or who does he do the other half?

Worse, he only has her during winter. But when she's not around, he has a job that's full time anyway...

his job

Poor Persephone....

And?
Read Hunchback of notre dame, the dark versions sleeping beauty, snow white, jungle book, cinderella ect.
Most of their movies are recreated for children. Who cares? The originals are fucked up.

Technically, this is about religion. It would be kinda the same if I made my own version of the bible and animated it into a Disney-movie.

Disney have done a version of Noah's Arc, roman myths etc. They just like telling stories but the real version of Hercules is pretty... nasty. Hercules is a douche.

I wanted to see a Disneymovie about douche-Hercules

The way he gets killed is pretty gay

Oh wait nevermind. I forgot something

Because they cared that I had a wonderful childhood.

www.proft. org/tips/evil.html

Please read this. These are 100 tips on how to be a successful evil overlord. It goes through the common faults many super villains have (i.e. telling the plot before killing, misuse of super weapon, etc.). It is the handiest piece of internet I have ever read and I use it to determine what specifically the villain in any movie did to lead to his downfall

He's not a Super villain. He doesn't have super powers. He is only a regular villain.

Because Batman and Ironman don't have super powers, they're not super heroes, right?

Money is a super power

You don't need powers to be a super-villain nor superhero. It's what the Character has done to go beyond the call of a typical purse snatcher to a regular policeman. They go above what is expected of their normal class if you will. Look at the Joker and Batman as fantastic example. Superhero is different from superpowered.

Funny, because the scene in your GIF happens like five minutes before he lays out his Fuhrer-style master plan while singing. Unless you meant "give a speech to his enemies", then you're right :>

I'm sorry, what?

Yeaaaah. That's pretty much what I meant

Never in my dreams had i even thought of him in that way before now.

I.....I.....I don't have a reaction for this......

It's not like it was his fault, though.

It was that whore, Hera!

Hera was the goddess of marriage. She married Zeus and slept with him and only him. She is the exact opposite of a whore. She was, however, a gigantic bitchy cunt.

...Close enough.

Your loved ones weren't.

Source on that?

Lestat from Queen of the Damned I think.

Thanks! wait, Lestat, as in Interview with a Vampire Lestat?

I think so. Not sure though. And you're welcome.

I honestly don't know. Sorry.