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#399 - wartroll (01/01/2013) [-]
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#385 - andyyyyyy (01/01/2013) [-]
well one gunshot wound to the neck isn't really gonna go down well
User avatar #353 - vedomajkatrololol (01/01/2013) [-]
did you even play the game? he got shot in the neck
User avatar #335 - patriotpenguin (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
has no weapons experience whatsoever
in a half hour know how to operate ak47 and plastic explosives
User avatar #307 - chuckstein (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well his brother WAS shot in the neck, and even then it wasn't an insta-kill, he bled out and you tried to save him.
Jason doesn't have any excuse for his super-duper abilities though.
#292 - zackmorris (01/01/2013) [-]
Ctrl+F, Neck.   
   
WHOA NELLY
Ctrl+F, Neck.

WHOA NELLY
User avatar #223 - ixcarnifexxi (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just cause you're a soldier doesn't mean it can take more than one bullet to kill you.. He's still a human.
User avatar #212 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I would probably die if I got shot in the neck too.
User avatar #180 - burnoutlegend (01/01/2013) [-]
******* loved that game, every time dennis pops out i'd always shout his name because he would pop up from nowhere
User avatar #84 - seabassd (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Top was shot in the neck: By human anatomy classes I can tell you you have a 90% of dying from it; if not , the man is severely crippled
the bottom learned along the way gain more experience killing people as time went on and any one of any profession can tell you that the more experience the better.
#47 - xgarthx (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My game crashed and I have to start all over, and I think I was pretty far along too.
User avatar #11 - manhole (01/01/2013) [-]
You don't actually kill the sharks with your hands.
Just sayin'.
#404 - zionsype (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Jason survives being stuck in a room and put on fire    
>Survives thrown 100 feet down into water with a cement block on his leg    
>Survives being shot by a rocket while in a helicopter    
>Survives the helicopter crashing then being shot point blank by Vaas   
>Survives being stabbed in the heart.   
>Every player: "This game is the most realistic game ever!"
>Jason survives being stuck in a room and put on fire
>Survives thrown 100 feet down into water with a cement block on his leg
>Survives being shot by a rocket while in a helicopter
>Survives the helicopter crashing then being shot point blank by Vaas
>Survives being stabbed in the heart.
>Every player: "This game is the most realistic game ever!"
User avatar #378 - cheezitman (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**cheezitman rolls 588**
#431 to #388 - cheezitman (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
#282 - thespacebar (01/01/2013) [-]
one gun shot... TO A ******* ARTERIE IN HIS NECK. lol excuse me, i need to go kill some zombies.
User avatar #279 - lizardmanking (01/01/2013) [-]
I watched this post grow up from the beginning. I'm so proud!
#268 - Womens Study Major (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But it was to the brain. you ******** .
User avatar #271 to #268 - ieatyououtaldaylon (01/01/2013) [-]
It was to the throat, but would kill him though.
User avatar #167 - guiguito (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the comment section ruined the game without me even playing it
thanks fj
User avatar #168 to #167 - guiguito (01/01/2013) [-]
exept for you icandividebyzero we cool
+1
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User avatar #9 - yazumato (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well shark dont hawe gun
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