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#335 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
has no weapons experience whatsoever
in a half hour know how to operate ak47 and plastic explosives
#373 to #335 - redblackstar
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Umm it's not exactly hard to operate an AK... just sayin
#390 to #335 - rbpwn
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Adrenaline does weird things to you man


You learn pretty quick when your life is on the line like that

plus his brother probably taught him to use a gun at some point anyway
#423 to #390 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
touche
#381 to #335 - Onemanretardpack
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(01/01/2013) [-]
>Implying operating an AK47 is anything but easy to operate
#311 - lolkoi
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(01/01/2013) [-]
>Running into a tree while driving a car
>Breaking to lessen impact
>Lightly tap tree with car
>Pull shrapnel out of hand
#354 to #311 - lnyanchl
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(01/01/2013) [-]
>get hurt in water
>pull shrapnel out of hand
>be encounter by some men
> i'm sorry but your friends were killed by an alcohol
#451 to #354 - jackknapp
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Hi Nyanch
#330 to #311 - ninjaspartan
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(01/01/2013) [-]
wat.
#332 to #330 - lolkoi
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(01/01/2013) [-]
It happened in farcry 3
#334 to #332 - ninjaspartan
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(01/01/2013) [-]
lol, I know
#336 to #311 - patriotpenguin ONLINE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
step on land mine

pull nail from arm
#307 - chuckstein
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Well his brother WAS shot in the neck, and even then it wasn't an insta-kill, he bled out and you tried to save him.
Jason doesn't have any excuse for his super-duper abilities though.
#310 to #307 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
It's the tatau you bitches.
#292 - zackmorris
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Ctrl+F, Neck.   
   
WHOA NELLY
Ctrl+F, Neck.

WHOA NELLY
#95 - JohnE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Hunting the Albino Crocodile with machete, it manages to grab me first, so the quick time event makes Jason punch the **** out of it, killing it and taking no damage.
Hunting the Albino Crocodile with machete, it manages to grab me first, so the quick time event makes Jason punch the **** out of it, killing it and taking no damage.

#83 - neverfall
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(01/01/2013) [-]
i dont think a bullet hole through the neck cares how many miles you can run, how many people youve killed or how many pullups you can do.
#223 - ixcarnifexxi
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Just cause you're a soldier doesn't mean it can take more than one bullet to kill you.. He's still a human.
#227 to #223 - Daniel hollington **User deleted account**
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#212 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I would probably die if I got shot in the neck too.
#180 - burnoutlegend
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(01/01/2013) [-]
******* loved that game, every time dennis pops out i'd always shout his name because he would pop up from nowhere
#84 - seabassd
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Top was shot in the neck: By human anatomy classes I can tell you you have a 90% of dying from it; if not , the man is severely crippled
the bottom learned along the way gain more experience killing people as time went on and any one of any profession can tell you that the more experience the better.
#153 to #84 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
My mum got shot through the neck when she was younger and she lived perfectly fine and un-crippled, very slim chance though
#47 - xgarthx
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(01/01/2013) [-]
My game crashed and I have to start all over, and I think I was pretty far along too.
#54 to #47 - bananajoe
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I played a 11 hour session when my game crashed
everything was lost
#82 to #54 - iNirvana
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#426 to #82 - bananajoe
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(01/02/2013) [-]
yeah I saved all the time, but somehow when I strated the game later nothing was saved
#11 - manhole
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(01/01/2013) [-]
You don't actually kill the sharks with your hands.
Just sayin'.
#404 - zionsype
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(01/01/2013) [-]
>Jason survives being stuck in a room and put on fire    
>Survives thrown 100 feet down into water with a cement block on his leg    
>Survives being shot by a rocket while in a helicopter    
>Survives the helicopter crashing then being shot point blank by Vaas   
>Survives being stabbed in the heart.   
>Every player: "This game is the most realistic game ever!"
>Jason survives being stuck in a room and put on fire
>Survives thrown 100 feet down into water with a cement block on his leg
>Survives being shot by a rocket while in a helicopter
>Survives the helicopter crashing then being shot point blank by Vaas
>Survives being stabbed in the heart.
>Every player: "This game is the most realistic game ever!"
#406 to #404 - teoberry
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(01/01/2013) [-]
i'm not even sure what happened with the stabbing though, he was probably high as balls, so i'm not even sure if anything past dr. earnhardt was real.
#407 to #406 - zionsype
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I hate how the wiki says that was Vaas's official death.
#443 to #404 - trollwoopnazi
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(02/02/2013) [-]
The fact that vaas was using the ceremonial/ancient knife calls to question what was real and what was delusional about that scene. Jason could have already been experiencing mild hallucinations from the gas in the fire, and could have interpreted a syringe with the drug in it as the knife. Who knows
#378 - cheezitman
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(01/01/2013) [-]
**cheezitman rolls 588**
#379 to #378 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
And again.... so close
#388 to #378 - xxospreyxx
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(01/01/2013) [-]
**xxospreyxx rolls 162,001,482** why do I do this to myself?
**xxospreyxx rolls 162,001,482** why do I do this to myself?
#431 to #388 - cheezitman
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
#450 to #388 - stonetomcat
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(06/29/2014) [-]
Michael from Rooster Teeth as a black security (?) officer.
#279 - lizardmanking
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I watched this post grow up from the beginning. I'm so proud!
#264 - shadowwulf
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(01/01/2013) [-]
That ******* game. Is amazing.   
   
The "bad" ending though... god, why. Just why.
That ******* game. Is amazing.

The "bad" ending though... god, why. Just why.
#318 to #264 - beavisnbutthead
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(01/01/2013) [-]






you get to **** her
#258 - isaacshadow
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(01/01/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised what a bit of ink in your arm and a **** TON OF DRUGS IN THE OTHER will do for you.
#201 - beatmasterz
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I haven't played the games, but us soldieres aren't immume from bullets to the face.
#90 - stillfreeman
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Only a gunshot wound IN HIS ******* NECK.
#51 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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