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User avatar #311 - lolkoi (01/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Running into a tree while driving a car
>Breaking to lessen impact
>Lightly tap tree with car
>Pull shrapnel out of hand
User avatar #330 to #311 - ninjaspartan ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
wat.
User avatar #307 - chuckstein ONLINE (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well his brother WAS shot in the neck, and even then it wasn't an insta-kill, he bled out and you tried to save him.
Jason doesn't have any excuse for his super-duper abilities though.
#292 - zackmorris (01/01/2013) [-]
Ctrl+F, Neck.   
   
WHOA NELLY
Ctrl+F, Neck.

WHOA NELLY
#284 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Well, to be fair, American soldiers are some of the pussiest soldiers in the world. The only thing that makes their military ''strong'' is that it is so large and expendable, but if it ever came up to a XvX fight between America and another developed nation, America would almost certainly lose.
#95 - JohnE (01/01/2013) [-]
Hunting the Albino Crocodile with machete, it manages to grab me first, so the quick time event makes Jason punch the 			****		 out of it, killing it and taking no damage.
Hunting the Albino Crocodile with machete, it manages to grab me first, so the quick time event makes Jason punch the **** out of it, killing it and taking no damage.

User avatar #83 - neverfall (01/01/2013) [-]
i dont think a bullet hole through the neck cares how many miles you can run, how many people youve killed or how many pullups you can do.
User avatar #223 - ixcarnifexxi (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just cause you're a soldier doesn't mean it can take more than one bullet to kill you.. He's still a human.
User avatar #212 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I would probably die if I got shot in the neck too.
User avatar #180 - burnoutlegend (01/01/2013) [-]
******* loved that game, every time dennis pops out i'd always shout his name because he would pop up from nowhere
User avatar #84 - seabassd (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Top was shot in the neck: By human anatomy classes I can tell you you have a 90% of dying from it; if not , the man is severely crippled
the bottom learned along the way gain more experience killing people as time went on and any one of any profession can tell you that the more experience the better.
#47 - xgarthx (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My game crashed and I have to start all over, and I think I was pretty far along too.
User avatar #11 - manhole (01/01/2013) [-]
You don't actually kill the sharks with your hands.
Just sayin'.
User avatar #378 - cheezitman (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**cheezitman rolls 588**
#431 to #388 - cheezitman (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
Woah man.... I have the reversed version of that! it made front page not to long ago
#282 - thespacebar (01/01/2013) [-]
one gun shot... TO A ******* ARTERIE IN HIS NECK. lol excuse me, i need to go kill some zombies.
User avatar #279 - lizardmanking (01/01/2013) [-]
I watched this post grow up from the beginning. I'm so proud!
#264 - shadowwulf (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That 			*******		 game. Is amazing.   
   
The "bad" ending though... god, why. Just why.
That ******* game. Is amazing.

The "bad" ending though... god, why. Just why.
User avatar #258 - isaacshadow (01/01/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised what a bit of ink in your arm and a **** TON OF DRUGS IN THE OTHER will do for you.
User avatar #201 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I haven't played the games, but us soldieres aren't immume from bullets to the face.
User avatar #90 - stillfreeman (01/01/2013) [-]
Only a gunshot wound IN HIS ******* NECK.
+1
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