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#77893 - dehumanizer (07/12/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that the jews are the offsprings of Satan!
User avatar #77898 to #77893 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, but nonbelievers are the devil. GOML heebs. 2 Corinthians 6:15
User avatar #77911 to #77898 - teoragnar (07/12/2014) [-]
That's not what it says.
User avatar #77933 to #77932 - teoragnar (07/12/2014) [-]
It wasn't a good one.
User avatar #77910 to #77898 - ablueguy (07/12/2014) [-]
Damn man, how does it feel being the father of jews?
#77899 to #77898 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you and them are all the same.   
   
same shit and the same consequences you both will face
you and them are all the same.

same shit and the same consequences you both will face
User avatar #77900 to #77899 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/12/2014) [-]
It was a joke, dude, lighten up.
#77901 to #77900 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
suck my shlong
User avatar #77902 to #77901 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure god is very proud of you're behavior.
#77904 to #77902 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
and you're*
#77907 to #77905 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
since when you like my comment?
User avatar #77908 to #77907 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/12/2014) [-]
It was funny.
#77896 to #77893 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Certainly you will find the most violent of people in enmity for those who believe (to be) the Jews and those who are polytheists, and you will certainly find the nearest in friendship to those who believe (to be) those who say: We are Christians; this is because there are priests and monks among them and because they are not arrogant. Surat Al-Mā'idah (The Table Spread) - 82

now of course we will see ape shit from them crying about 6 million shoacaust and calling god anti-semitic
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User avatar #77884 - aoeui (07/12/2014) [-]
A New Heaven and a New Earth

21 Then I saw “a new heaven and a new earth,”[a] for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. 2 I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. 3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 4 ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’[b] or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”
User avatar #77885 to #77884 - aoeui (07/12/2014) [-]
9 Then the angel said to me, “Write this: Blessed are those who are invited to the wedding supper of the Lamb!” And he added, “These are the true words of God.”

10 At this I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your brothers and sisters who hold to the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For it is the Spirit of prophecy who bears testimony to Jesus.”
User avatar #77952 to #77885 - teoragnar (07/12/2014) [-]
What are you trying to say?
User avatar #77966 to #77952 - aoeui (07/13/2014) [-]
nothing I just enjoyed that part
User avatar #77883 - aoeui (07/12/2014) [-]
Revelation 22 New King James Version (NKJV)
The River of Life

22 And he showed me a pure[a] river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding from the throne of God and of the Lamb. 2 In the middle of its street, and on either side of the river, was the tree of life, which bore twelve fruits, each tree yielding its fruit every month. The leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. 3 And there shall be no more curse, but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it, and His servants shall serve Him. 4 They shall see His face, and His name shall be on their foreheads. 5 There shall be no night there: They need no lamp nor light of the sun, for the Lord God gives them light. And they shall reign forever and ever.
User avatar #77873 - feelythefeel (07/11/2014) [-]
I miss zlamous. He was retarded, but he was my retard. My retard! Come back and be my retard.
#77881 to #77873 - teoragnar (07/12/2014) [-]
We all miss him.
User avatar #77882 to #77881 - feelythefeel (07/12/2014) [-]
♪You don't know what you got 'till it's gone♪
#77880 to #77873 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
me and him are one
#77872 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
jk islam is for sandfuckers and syrian is a homosex
#77867 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
you atheists think you can troll me?

HA

Go back to horse fucking you atheist neckbeards

jizzreal is nothin
#77866 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
All you atheist troll think you can stop me brother syrianassassin

laugh at your failure we will

for allah lights the way and we bring true justice

the troller of trolls
#77865 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Syrian, I would like to apologize. After our last conversation I decided to read the Quran to discover what Islam is really about. As I was reading Allah gave me a vision, he said that I would do his wonders if I followed his messenger (peace be upon him).

I am now a proud muslim. ASSALAMU 'ALAIKUM my brother.

It is not righteousness that you turn your faces to the East or the West, but truly righteous is he who believes in Allah and the Last Day and the angels and the Book and the Prophets, and spends his money for love of Him, on the kindred and the orphans and the needy and the wayfarer and those who ask for charity, and for ransoming the captives; and who observes Prayer and pays the Zakat; and those who fulfill their promise when they have made one, and the patient in poverty and afflictions and the steadfast in time of war; it is these who have proved truthful and it is these who are the God-fearing. (Al Quran 2:178)
#77871 to #77868 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
join me muslim brother

we will smash all the atheist trolls

because we are the true trolls who troll trolls double trolling everyone in the name of allah
User avatar #77875 to #77855 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
I hope that Jewish caricature will be the last remaining thing made by humanity that gets discovered by something else.
#77877 to #77875 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
ANTI SEMITIC

ANTI SEMITIC
User avatar #77878 to #77877 - majormayor (07/12/2014) [-]
Would it be an accurate reflection of our history, though.
#77879 to #77878 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
FILTHY GOYIM

JEWS AND ISRAEL ARE BAD?


YOU ARE A RACIST Fascist BIGOT, HOW DID YOU FORGOT THE 666 GORILLION


well to the serious part, somebody we both muslims and christians will wipe them once and for all
#77853 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
in some cuntries, fucking a 15-16 years old in the ass and giving them blowjobs is legal

but having marriage is not!!!! it is illegal!!!!
#77829 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
How's your Ramadan going?

I don't practice Islam so it's not happening for me.
User avatar #77857 to #77829 - teoragnar (07/11/2014) [-]
At what am I looking here?
User avatar #77858 to #77857 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Trigger warnings for Muslims on Tumblr during Ramadan.
User avatar #77860 to #77858 - teoragnar (07/11/2014) [-]
Food and water trigger muslims?
User avatar #77861 to #77860 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Not really, but it does give desire apparently.
User avatar #77848 to #77829 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
ramadan is fine man, everything is good. and daily big feast for 18 people

how are you
User avatar #77851 to #77850 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
good to hear that
User avatar #77832 to #77829 - dingdongsingsong (07/11/2014) [-]
Pretty good so far.12 down 18 to go
User avatar #77831 to #77829 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Also: This IP has already voted 20 times in 1 hour(s) for syrianassassin. Please try again in a few hours.

lik dis if u cry evertim
User avatar #77847 to #77831 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
ty man
User avatar #77830 to #77828 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Typical off-boarder post.
User avatar #77833 to #77830 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2014) [-]
Not any worse than the posts the regulars make.
User avatar #77834 to #77833 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Nah, man.
User avatar #77835 to #77834 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2014) [-]
Really? Constant shitposts by syrianassassin and sometimes yourgaylol? Off topic self promotion from schnizel? Some anon bitching about how much life sucks? Sounds par for the course here.
User avatar #77836 to #77835 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
syrianassassin is the best person here; I don't know much about youregaylol. Schnizel is okay and can be funny. I haven't seen this anonymous whiner, but your description of him makes me want to seek him out.
User avatar #77839 to #77836 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2014) [-]
Here's the anon since you were curious. Apparently me disliking a person means you'll love them, so I'm sure you guys will be great buds.

www.funnyjunk.com/religion/77524#77524
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/77434#77434
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/77445#77445
User avatar #77842 to #77839 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
I am somewhat amused by the shenanigans of this overly pessimistic misanthrope nihilist.
#77837 to #77836 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2014) [-]
>syrianassassin is the best person here

schnizel can be funny though, and he has grown on me. Doesn't change the quality of his post though.
User avatar #77838 to #77837 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
Alright. Who's your best poster here?
User avatar #77846 to #77838 - satoshileex (07/11/2014) [-]
I'd say eight, cambro, kanadetenshi and sometimes nigeltheoutlaw and rebornpooper.
User avatar #77887 to #77846 - cognosceteipsum (07/12/2014) [-]
Cambro is also pretty great. Sorry Cambro, I forgot about you
User avatar #77890 to #77887 - satoshileex (07/12/2014) [-]
I like what you've posted so far but I thought majormayor wanted people that have been posting for a while. If major wanted anyone your in there too cognosceteipsum
User avatar #77892 to #77890 - cognosceteipsum (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, alright. My bad.
User avatar #77841 to #77838 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/11/2014) [-]
None of them are that great, but I guess eight, with schnizel as second.
User avatar #77889 to #77841 - schnizel (07/12/2014) [-]
You called?
#77864 to #77841 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
"eight"
"eight"
User avatar #77840 to #77838 - cognosceteipsum (07/11/2014) [-]
Me, nigeltheoutlaw, kanadetenshi and rebornpooper.
#77862 to #77840 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
>kanade shit brain   
>pooptard   
>newfag indone(you)
>kanade shit brain
>pooptard
>newfag indone(you)
#77820 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
one day no Zionist or Swedish propaganda here
User avatar #77826 to #77820 - cognosceteipsum (07/11/2014) [-]
What are you gonna do, kill us? SURELY that will convince us that you're with the religion of peace.
User avatar #77819 - cognosceteipsum (07/11/2014) [-]
How do you interpret the madmans parable?
User avatar #77843 to #77819 - Cambro (07/11/2014) [-]
God is dead and society killed him.

Without God, there is no being that decides what is morally right or wrong and enforces it. If there is no enforcement of a law, why follow it? So what fills the void now? What becomes the moral superior?

We do. We, the society that killed God, decides what is right and wrong now. It is we who will enforce our own morality. Our will is now the prime will. We have become our own God.
#77845 to #77843 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
So morality is decided by a majority opinion? Are we going by specific countries or cultures, or are we taking a global vote on the best morality?

If the former is correct then the sand people in Afghanistan are morally justified when they stone an infidel to death. If the latter is correct then the chinese morality which justifies female baby smothering is morally correct simply because there are more Chinese.

No. Morality is not a democracy and the vast majority of the world is idiotic. There is one greater morality that guides specific societies and peoples above the rest. That morality is one driven by culture, specifically the pure culture of the west.
User avatar #77852 to #77845 - Cambro (07/11/2014) [-]
I didn't say this is my opinion, I said it was my interpretation of the parable of the madman.

Nietzsche was an existentialist and along with this he would claim that we fill our own space. We decide our own fate and put meaning in the universe. Our will is the prime will and we fill the void that is the universe.

This next part is debated, but there is an interpretation of Nietzsche that says the ruling party has more right to fill that void that anyone else--them holding the power means they make the rules. Its not democratic, because there are plenty of people who don't benefit from the way society is who would wish they could benefit. Their voice isn't heard because their voice isn't powerful. The most powerful being decides morals.
User avatar #77849 to #77845 - satoshileex (07/11/2014) [-]
But morality could be democratic, if we had a UN type of group that every single country was a part of. If that was the case I'm sure a global morality could work.
User avatar #77856 to #77849 - Cambro (07/11/2014) [-]
I doubt it. Establishing laws can never replicate established morality. There are far too many cultures, subcultures, and religious groups for a singularly recognized morality to exist. There is absolute good, but its not something that can be defined. Circumstances decide what is right and wrong, and those are always fluid and debated among many. No government body could bridge that gap, only create laws.
User avatar #77863 to #77856 - satoshileex (07/11/2014) [-]
With current society yes. But I was thinking if the world became more unified but I guess by that point it wouldn't be as much of an issue simply because a united people would have a similar or same culture.
User avatar #77859 to #77806 - teoragnar (07/11/2014) [-]
From where did you get those?
User avatar #77888 to #77859 - schnizel (07/12/2014) [-]
Internet.
#77811 to #77806 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
if they are strong they would never fall under the hands of the Muslims.

it is the prophecy that that land would fall for the hand of the Muslims by good leader
User avatar #77812 to #77811 - schnizel (07/11/2014) [-]
They were under attack from all sides and no, the Byzantine leaders were good.
User avatar #77813 to #77812 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
not as good as the muslim, because they got out from god orders, god let them to fall
User avatar #77814 to #77813 - schnizel (07/11/2014) [-]
Or the fact that the Roman church ordered the fourth crusade and the fact that Mongolians invaided, and they shure did wreck your empires. So, that means that god let the muslims fall to the Mongolian invaiders.
User avatar #77815 to #77814 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Mongolians actually fell, im not going to lie. we was pretty fucked up in that age. so the arabs deserve that kind of pain

but for the crusade, god showed hem a great punish that eliminated 75% of the crusade lands.

im not going to lie on this too, if Muslims do suffer now, because they did not do what god ordered us to do
User avatar #77816 to #77815 - schnizel (07/11/2014) [-]
The Mongolians fell not because they were defeated by muslims, but because their leader died and they could not agree on who will lead their empire.
Ok, as you say.
User avatar #77817 to #77816 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
it is just we need to wake up and die for our god instead living for our self.

like what they say in emperor guardsmen, it is better to die for the emperor then living for yourself
User avatar #77818 to #77817 - schnizel (07/11/2014) [-]
True.
#77803 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
lol
#77797 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
its just some awesome feel, when a troll tries to act smart trying to troll you.

but all he did was nothing but lol
#77782 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Cry bitch mudlsime, your faggotry has no power over me.   
   
Remember folks, if you want to best the mudslime then all you have to do is remind him of his homosexuality.   
   
He can't stand it.
Cry bitch mudlsime, your faggotry has no power over me.

Remember folks, if you want to best the mudslime then all you have to do is remind him of his homosexuality.

He can't stand it.
#77785 to #77784 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Bukhari (72:774) - "The Prophet cursed effeminate men (those men who are in the similitude (assume the manners of women) and those women who assume the manners of men, and he said, 'Turn them out of your houses .' The Prophet turned out such-and-such man, and 'Umar turned out such-and-such woman."

Your moral less pedo prophet despised you omar, you must really be disgusting.
User avatar #77786 to #77785 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
trust me, you wont be moving an inch, you are just wasting your time
#77787 to #77786 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
There are several lesser hadith stating, "if a man comes upon a man, then they are both adulterers," "If a woman comes upon a woman, they are both Adulteresses,” "When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes,” and “Kill the one that is doing it and also kill the one that it is being done to."

You have wasted your soul omar, you are now lost to your pedo prophet forever for being a cock sucker.
User avatar #77788 to #77787 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
look man you wont get answers, because no answers for you

so you can waste your time barking like a street dog
#77789 to #77788 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't need answers omar, I already know you're a cock swallower.

I'm trying to help you realize that you're a self hating faggot who is hated by his pedo prophet.
User avatar #77790 to #77789 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
k
#77791 to #77790 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other mudslimes in the closet who you can suck off, that is if they aren't busy fucking 9 year old girls.
User avatar #77792 to #77791 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
ok
#77793 to #77792 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Theres no known cure for faggotry besides suicide omar.
User avatar #77794 to #77793 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah implying you did something
#77795 to #77794 - youregaylol (07/11/2014) [-]
Well I don't have to do anything because I'm not a fag omar. You are an admitted homosexual.

I advise you to end it and cure yourself of your affliction.
User avatar #77796 to #77795 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
ok, you can try baiting harder
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