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User avatar #66208 - amberluger (05/05/2014) [-]
what do you guys think of all the islamic references in Aladdin? do you think there would be controversy if the film was released today?
User avatar #66223 to #66208 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
aladdin is not real, it is even not in the days of islamic era or the years of its appearance if you heard the story
User avatar #66213 to #66208 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
I think they're fine since it's set in the Middle East. I don't think anybody would give much of a shit today, but who knows.
User avatar #66190 - pim (05/04/2014) [-]
The Power of RELIGION! Full Version (Music Video - Castlevania)
User avatar #66189 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/04/2014) [-]
A list of question to Christians:

1. If you were to hear God talking to you and he commanded you to kill a baby, would you do it?

2. If the bible shouldn't be taken literally so many times, how do you expect to take it seriously yourself? And if you say its literal, then there's no debate your retarded

3. Do you have any evidense what so ever other then the "Bible!!1111" to prove Christianity true.
User avatar #66283 to #66189 - gigamuffin (05/05/2014) [-]
1: Genesis 22:5-The Binding of Isaac,
2: There's crazy stuff as well as good advice
3:[Ken Ham Voice] Well, there's a book out there.
Okay not really. Our main focus is not to prove our beliefs, but the concept of Social Justice, a philosophy that the less fortunate should be favored.
User avatar #66224 to #66189 - rebornpooper (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey lulz, I know the first question is supposed to be type of moral dilemma, but you're kind of dropping the ball there. I mean, Hitler was once a baby.
User avatar #66198 to #66189 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/04/2014) [-]
1. how would i know Almighty told me to?

2. Im not a beliver of the modern day fags who thnk they can twist the Bible so i cant say.

3. tons
User avatar #66203 to #66198 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
elaborate on 'tons'
User avatar #66204 to #66203 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/05/2014) [-]
maaaan, i dont want to.
but

you see.... theres this book


lol

User avatar #66205 to #66204 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
did you not read his spoiler? he said not the bible.

it isn't really evidence anyway i mean, i could write a book.
User avatar #66206 to #66205 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/05/2014) [-]
meh,

youl have to catch me another day. I really dont want to elaborate.

but theres tons.

[spoiler] i did indeed see the eyecon [/spoiler]
User avatar #66207 to #66206 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I shall hold you to that!
#66209 to #66207 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/05/2014) [-]
ill definitely try to deliver.

im working on a comic.
ive got time on my hands during finals week and i really want to make one that doesnt suck

im going to do it and refine it over and over again and probably post it when im finally home for break on thurs
User avatar #66211 to #66209 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
oh sweet, good luck on finals bro! look forward to seeing the comic.
#66257 to #66256 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
what is this for? my god. the horror.   
 gif related. i guess?
what is this for? my god. the horror.
gif related. i guess?
#66191 to #66189 - dehumanizer (05/04/2014) [-]
1 Atheists do it all the time, its called abortion.   
   
2 What are methaphores?   
   
3 Do you have any evidence what so ever  other than the "Fedora!!1111"  to prove Christianity untrue?
1 Atheists do it all the time, its called abortion.

2 What are methaphores?

3 Do you have any evidence what so ever other than the "Fedora!!1111" to prove Christianity untrue?
User avatar #66265 to #66191 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
1. I agree that needlessly killing babies with, say, downs is just stupid because they also have the potential to grow into a life. But when you kill an anus it's not really a baby. 'kill'
User avatar #66246 to #66191 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/05/2014) [-]
the autism in this. first off

1. you didnt even answer my question, just tried to change the topic. fuckin logical fallacy ridden asshole

2. no shit its metaphors, how do you tell the difference and when?

3. Didn't answer my question.
User avatar #66214 to #66191 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
Where do you draw the line on metaphors? How do you determine what isn't supposed to be taken literally?
#66196 to #66191 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Are you stupid?

Atheists do it all the time? Okey, first of all, people claim who to be atheists are in the bare minimum, so that is just a stupid accusation. Talking in numbers, there are more Christians aborting than there are atheists doing so; you're just being retarded. You didn't even answer his question, if you heard a voice, and you had no doubt in you mind that it was God, and he was ordering you to kill a child(not a fetus), would do it?

Can you prove to me that there isn't an unnoticeable unicorn farting on your face(It might explain your rambling)? It also doesn't work that way, you need to have evidence for you statement, not other way around, and no, you only have the bible. Don't say that this world is evidence for a the biblical creator, as other religions/mythologies could use the same argument just as well.

other than the "Fedora!!1111"? What are you trying to say?
#66235 to #66196 - dehumanizer (05/05/2014) [-]
Are you smart?

>implying someone can be christian when doing unchristian things

>implying i give a shit by this point

User avatar #66194 to #66191 - christmouth (05/04/2014) [-]
So only atheists use abortions?
User avatar #66249 to #66233 - christmouth (05/05/2014) [-]
Wow, brilliant retort
User avatar #66199 to #66194 - teoberry (05/05/2014) [-]
He never said that. For atheists, it's called abortion, but to us, it's called murder.
User avatar #66202 to #66199 - christmouth (05/05/2014) [-]
He also didn't answer op's question.
User avatar #66201 to #66199 - christmouth (05/05/2014) [-]
Not every Christian recognize it as "murder". What didn't he say?
User avatar #66188 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/04/2014) [-]
If you believe in microevolution which has been proven and seen times and times and times again and you don't believe in macroevolution then you are a fucking moron.
User avatar #66172 - ThatFatMummy (05/04/2014) [-]
I wonder what (insert deity here) is doing right now.
User avatar #66225 to #66172 - rebornpooper (05/05/2014) [-]
YOUR MAJESTY!
(insert deity here) AND HIS MINIONS HAVE SEIZED THE ISLAND OF KORIDAI!
User avatar #66176 to #66172 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i dont see it!
maybe you need to act less dump deaf and blind
#66177 to #66176 - ThatFatMummy (05/04/2014) [-]
But I like acting dump!
User avatar #66178 to #66177 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
sorry we dont accept dumps in our society.
try again later, or call 666 satan express to help you for this situation against us
User avatar #66171 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
www.goodreads.com/quotes/314258-if-children-were-brought-into-the-world-by-an-act
How do you interpret this?
I interpret it as, "If the people who by most accounts should not breed stopped breeding, would the human race continue to exist?"
#66195 to #66171 - draaaaiven (05/04/2014) [-]
I think Schopenhauer only got shit for christmas.
User avatar #66227 to #66195 - revengeforfreeze (05/05/2014) [-]
You mean he was a generally angry person? Yeah, probably.
User avatar #66169 - NeucularNINJA (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm curious as to how many people here have actually read their holy books.
User avatar #66215 to #66169 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
I've read the most of the New Testament, Old Testament, and Koran, and have studied Buddhism fairly extensively. I only have given Hinduism and Taoism cursory looks. I'm an Atheist though, so I guess I don't count. I do find it funny that so many religious people haven't read their own holy books though, let alone those of other religions.
#66193 to #66169 - dehumanizer (05/04/2014) [-]
>beeing religious
>never having read the book
User avatar #66187 to #66169 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i le read the bible, thats why im atheist
User avatar #66200 to #66187 - teoberry (05/05/2014) [-]
le funny joke, good sir! upthumbs to the left :^}
#66192 to #66187 - dehumanizer (05/04/2014) [-]
le *tips fedora* DD
User avatar #66185 to #66169 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/04/2014) [-]
never read it entirely
User avatar #66179 to #66169 - teoberry (05/04/2014) [-]
inb4 'i le read the bible, thats why im atheist'

multiple times, faggot.
User avatar #66180 to #66179 - NeucularNINJA (05/04/2014) [-]
inb4 I can say faggot because I believe in God and Tolerance

I'm not atheist, just curious, cunt
User avatar #66181 to #66180 - teoberry (05/04/2014) [-]
relax kid
User avatar #66182 to #66181 - NeucularNINJA (05/04/2014) [-]
Chill, son
User avatar #66175 to #66169 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
we read it since we are kids
we muslims always study our holy book since the KGB and age 4
User avatar #66170 to #66169 - ThatFatMummy (05/04/2014) [-]
Holy books are always hard to read.

But I once saw in Wal-Mart a comic book version of the bible.
User avatar #66098 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
below me is an asshole who copy pasted shit without even reading the bible or the holy book
User avatar #66087 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
So Ray Comfort has two new movies out, one for Noah, and one for Hitler. I may get to the Hitler one another time. But hell, let's jump into a critique of the Noah one shall we?
Noah Movie HD Official Full Version

"(First woman he interviews.)"
I love her responses, but she ends up breaking my heart later on.

"(Second woman) Is it fair to do so? (God killing all humans in a flood for going against him.)"
No, mass murder isn't really justified if god's whole argument is "I don't like what they're doing". Also, why hasn't there been another flood? God was so pissed with only a few thousand years and a fraction of the people we have on earth currently. Yet he's perfectly fine for over 10 mille....oh that's right. You think the earth is 6,000 years old. Forgot.

"The end of age is coming and the signs are around us"
Bahaha this should be good. It's also pretty funny how in all of his movies, Ray asks people on the street instead of professionals. For obvious reasons. He talks to a professor later on in this movie and it turns out basically how you'd expect.

-Ten Major Biblical Signs for the end of days.-

1.) Teachers of faith stray from scripture.
Because this has never happened ever before in history eh? Oh and Ray puts a few televangelists on to show how evil they are because they are using their faith to turn a profit...wait a second Ray, how do you make your wealth? Last time I checked living waters a multi-million dollar association.

"Root of all evil"
Greed is not evil, it's a powerful tool and a can be used to further all of us when allowed to. Ignorance is the root of all evil.
User avatar #66088 to #66087 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
2.) Famines, pestilence, and earthquakes in various places.

Gotta love that wording "in various places" so vague that this sign could happen literally every day. This sign would be something special if there wasn't always a place on earth that had the ability to suffer famines, pestilences and earthquakes. But then again, the bible isn't known for "accurate" predictions, just vague accusations that have to be interpreted by men with something to gain from it.


3.)The moon will become blood red.
Hey I thought no man may know the time of judgment day? Well can easily tell around what times the moon turns red each year.

Gotta love the guy he interviews in this section "I'm a skeptic, I like to believe but I'm a skeptic also" Sorry to tell ya mate... you might not be a skeptic.

"How would you feel if the moon turned blood red tonight?" "I would be worried"
Sure the guy who has no knowledge of when the moon would turn red would be worried, pretty sure astronomers who predicted the dates it would wouldn't be surprised, just fascinated. Again, back to that whole "ignorance is the root of evil" thing.

"(Scenario with the man who molested and killed a little girl) "You just made a judgment"
No, she gave you a punishment from the hypothetical standpoint that her will rules all. This is not a judgment, it's an emotional reaction to the situation. That's specifically why we have a court and jury/trial system, to avoid situations where one persons emotional preferences can unfairly damage the accused party, regardless of the crime. Now my personal standpoint? He killed the girl, so I support the death penalty in this case. I don't support it for purely the molestation charge, only the murder charge. The punishment should fit the crime, that's the entire concept of an "eye for an eye" in the bible Ray. Infinite punishment for finite crimes is not an eye for an eye, it's unlimited wrath from an oppressor for limited actions from the oppressed.
User avatar #66089 to #66088 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
When you steal bread, you pay back the price of the bread. The baker doesn't get to say your life is worth the price of bread, therefor your punishment is death.

4.) In the last days blasphemy will become commonplace.

How fucking adorable Ray you fucking fuck. Swearing being more fucking commonplace in fucking society is fucking more blasphemous compared to what cocksucker? Entire armies used the name of god to justify killing, they spilled blood over the land, slaughtered man, women, and children. Pillaged and oppressed all in the name of holy scripture. (Not saying these represent the whole, I'm saying these have occurred in history.) Yet Leonardo fucking DiCaprio say fuck and shit a couple hundred times is the epitome of blasphemy? Yeah go fuck yourself.

5.) Homosexuality will be more rampant.
Funny how the passage he uses to explain this sign...says literally nothing about homosexuality. It mentions the atrocities of Sodom as an example, but I'm pretty sure more than just homosexuality was going on there eh? The wanted to rape angels the second they caught site of them, I don't think homosexuality was really the main concern.

How cute to show the gay pride parade when the guy was saying "as long as they don't push it on other people". Fine Ray, you and Westboro are officially apart of the same group, also all those preachers you were ragging on before for asking for money. So Ray why are ALL christians pushing on me to give money and telling soldiers they are going to hell?
User avatar #66090 to #66089 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
6.) Religious hypocrisy will be prevalent.
*Cough*Indulgences*cough* *CoughCough*Vatican deals with Mousilini and the holocaust*coughCough* *CoughCoughCough*Tithing throughout history*CoughCoughCough*

What is Ray's deal with R rated movies? So much as to compare sex scenes in movies as to peering into someones window while they're having sex. Makes you think what the Comfort families movie night consists of.

7.) People will deny god and Noah's flood.
Finally something that is actually more prevalent today than ever before in history. Jesus christ that took forever. And immediately his first question:

"So you're an atheist? so you believe nothing created everything...which is scientifically impossible"
Explained too many times before why this is fucking stupid, just wanted to show how he hasn't changed a damn thing.

"Well I believe that we came from a black hole, yes."
Goddamnit and I really liked you in the beginning of the movie. Don't give answers when you obviously have no idea on the subject he's asking.

"70% of the earth is covered in water, where did it come from?"
The prevailing theory right now is a specific type of meteorite that contains similar levels of hydrogen as water here on earth. These are generally formed past a specific point outside the solar system where water particles would be located when evaporated and pushed out by solar winds.
User avatar #66091 to #66090 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
(Professor of geology and oceanography)
He gave a great explanation and Ray just responds with "Now is that a theory or a fact?" What the fuck was the point of wasting this guys time if you weren't going to actually bother with his answer if he didn't agree with your preconceived notions Ray? You mention this guys credentials and if he said "We have no idea where water came from, it just appeared" you'd be praising that this educated scientist has no idea therefor you're right. But because he actually gave an answer based on observations taken from chemical and deposition observations, it's discredited to you.

Oh and who does he use to support the opposite side against the professor? (Mind you the professor has: Ph.D in earth science. B.A. in chemistry, and did a fellowship at a marine science institute.)
....A random fucking science teacher apparently is all it takes.

And my fucking god, I'm actually very surprised Comfort left this section in, but I love it. He asks Rick Behl where all the species of fish come from and his response is "...That's a silly question" while in the background text scrolls by saying 'This is what Ray was talking about' and 'some scientists suggests some life was delivered here by comets' and then references the second to Livescience...a magazine...magazines aren't journals Ray, they intend to over sensationalize their stories...it's how they sell more.

Then he uses the time documentary that mentions how it's POSSIBLE life could have traveled aboard comets...all this stated by Jeffrey Kluger...who has a law degree...and that's it. No I'm fucking serious lol, his rebuttal to the actual professional is: A random science teacher (We're never told the grade he teaches), and a magazine editor/licensed attorney.
User avatar #66092 to #66091 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
(He gives crappy explanation of why oceans are proof of a worldwide flood)
"Whoa, that's a really good point, I have a raging clue that possibly that's an excellent point. Maybe it's a realizing at the existence of a clue of a flood"

Really stereotypical california guys? In your professional opinion, man with gauges, lip piercing, and dreadlocks, this is a good point? Not even going to mention the fact you used fucking "I have a raging clue" or that your sentence structure is complete shit. This is his ideological support people, bask in their shining incompetence.

(noah and his ark)
-The word 'kind'.

Been over this a million times before, a simple word definition doesn't solve problems with the species argument.

>2 of each is not enough genetic diversity to even get to a couple generations. Genetic infertility would have kicked in long before on specific could evolve/adapt/whatever the fuck you're calling it, into a different 'kind'.

>Adaptation/evolution/speciation/etc. takes a very, very long time. A few thousand years would have produced jack shit in terms of different species. So you're right, Noah wouldn't have had to take millions of pairs....if he did this a few million if not tens of millions of years ago. Because you say he didn't, he would have needed a pair of each species to give us what we have now.

>Just watch Non-stamp collectors Noah videos, they're hilarious and explain this better than I can.
User avatar #66093 to #66092 - noblexfenrir (05/04/2014) [-]
8.) The end of the age will be marked by fear of the future.
Such a stupid vague sign, give me one society that did not fear the future, or one person who was not afraid of the unknown nature of the next day.

9.) Scoffers will mock the signs saying they have always been around.
Responding to this is so fucking meta. But they have always been around, again, they are so vague and unspecific that it can fit most any period of time.

10.) Signs are similar to before the time of Noah.
Basically him going to people and realizing they're fucking human beings and are flawed and that is so great.Same ending as all of his movies, just blathering about how each of the people who talks to can be saved by Jesus Christ.

Not really much different than the God vs. Evolution movie, still stupid but less science topics to deal with so I don't have to stop every 10 seconds to explain where he fucked up.
User avatar #66097 to #66093 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
go be asshole in another site
jeeez
#66079 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
how new atheist people look like when fighting
how new atheist people look like when fighting
#66084 to #66079 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.
#66095 to #66084 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
you are a faggot
argument invalid
#66103 to #66095 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
A picture of muslims piled up in a mob does not prove your point Omar.
User avatar #66104 to #66103 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
it does prove mr dump deaf and blind
#66113 to #66104 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm not either of those things.
User avatar #66115 to #66113 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
sorry you are
#66124 to #66115 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #66126 to #66124 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
quran.com
bring what you said
#66129 to #66126 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Quran is not worth as historical evidence.
User avatar #66131 to #66129 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Deaf, dumb and blind - so they will not return [to the right path].
#66085 to #66084 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.
#66096 to #66085 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
still faggot
still argument invalid
#66101 to #66096 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
ad hominem
User avatar #66106 to #66101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
said the 17 years old mid school third grader
#66108 to #66106 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Ad hominem.
User avatar #66110 to #66108 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
its your belief which is saying ad hominem
#66112 to #66110 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Ad hominem is when you are trying to disprove a fact by attacking the person stating that fact.
So, it's still ad hominem Omar, you are truly one dumb muslim.
User avatar #66114 to #66112 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
and that is your fact which is manipulating the other fact
#66117 to #66114 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
You can't prove anything you say and you provide 0 evidence for your claims.
State your evidence.
User avatar #66118 to #66117 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i can with my quran
#66121 to #66118 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Nope, the quran is a script written by the muslims with no historical proof within it.
You thumb me down because you are a buthurt muslim that can't prove shit.
User avatar #66123 to #66121 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
sorrey
now stop being double faced manipulated bitch
and bring what you said about us
#66127 to #66123 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Prove your facts and state your evidence.
Also, ad hominem you filthy muslim dog.
User avatar #66130 to #66127 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Deaf, dumb and blind - so they will not return [to the right path].
#66086 to #66085 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome."

--Sir Winston Churchill; (Source: The River War, first edition, Vol. II, pages 248-50 London)
User avatar #66100 to #66086 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
dont forget the Dresden bombings

when the pile of human being were burned like a pathetic dogs because of him

he is worse than our messenger
#66102 to #66100 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Yes, the bombingings were cruel.
But there is a diffrence here because of the reasons WW2 has started and your little prophets conquests by blood and sword where you kill anyone who does not convert to islam and who does not convert to islam you kill them and rape their women and take their kids as slaves.
User avatar #66105 to #66102 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
>world war
>religions

proving you are dump deaf and blind
#66107 to #66105 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
I see that you don't know how to read.
User avatar #66109 to #66107 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i see you are dump deaf and blind
#66111 to #66109 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Prove it.
>pro tip: You can't
You only insult others when they won't believe in your bullshit and you provide no evidence for your claims.
User avatar #66116 to #66111 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
>insulting
said the dump deaf and blind
#66119 to #66116 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Ad hominem.
User avatar #66120 to #66119 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
ad hominem
#66122 to #66120 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Yes, you are wrong.
User avatar #66125 to #66122 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
sorry the banned person who is wrong
KEk
#66128 to #66125 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Ad hominem.
User avatar #66132 to #66128 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Their example is that of one who kindled a fire, but when it illuminated what was around him, Allah took away their light and left them in darkness [so] they could not see.
Deaf, dumb and blind - so they will not return [to the right path].
quran 2 : 17-18
#66133 to #66132 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
Quran is the seed of corruption and lies within mankind, it's nothing more than a primitive version of the art of war.
User avatar #66134 to #66133 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Their example is that of one who kindled a fire, but when it illuminated what was around him, Allah took away their light and left them in darkness [so] they could not see.
Deaf, dumb and blind - so they will not return [to the right path].
quran 2 : 17-18
#66135 to #66134 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
I still stand correct, and you can't prove me wrong with a verson from your archaic and barbaric book.
User avatar #66136 to #66135 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
sorry you are lost

Or [it is] like a rainstorm from the sky within which is darkness, thunder and lightning. They put their fingers in their ears against the thunderclaps in dread of death. But Allah is encompassing of the disbelievers.
#66094 to #66086 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
said the atheist

>atheism
>truth

pick one
#66069 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
did i just encourage the religious people to come here and bash new atheism?

OY VEY IS GREAT!!
User avatar #66038 to #66031 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
Just don't post junk from there.
User avatar #66042 to #66038 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
she is trying to start a flame war, i know that whore in the brony board
User avatar #66044 to #66042 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
She's just another lame bitch ass nigger posting in a place that doesn't capture the humor of other random things like /v/ and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
User avatar #66045 to #66044 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
she is 14, so a kid who is trying to troll
LEL
#66047 to #66045 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
She should try posting outside of the brony SFW random board if she wants to troll other 14 year olds with that kind of shitposting.
User avatar #66050 to #66047 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
just let them try harder
User avatar #66053 to #66050 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
I have made quite several brony board users mad before including this board's Nigel. I wonder why he would hang out on a board that has the word "nigger" showing up a lot considering how often it annoys him.
User avatar #66057 to #66053 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
i go to brony board
there are allot of god people and there are cringe assholes
but yeah some people are 2 faced bitch
User avatar #66217 to #66022 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
I leled, even if it's wrong.
User avatar #66035 to #66022 - eight (05/04/2014) [-]
Once new a guy into twilight that turned from God because God wouldn't turn him into a vampire. So he went to satan. I stopped talking to him shortly after. This was 9th grade.
#66078 to #66035 - dehumanizer (05/04/2014) [-]
holy shit thats edgy
User avatar #66064 to #66035 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
I guess he didn't realize that he would need a vampire to turn him into a vampire.
#66000 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/03/2014) [-]
What do atheists think of patriarchy from a human perspective?

Pic unrelated
User avatar #66218 to #66000 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
>imaginary war on Christmas
kek.

Patriarchy itself isn't necessarily bad, the bad comes from the misogyny and horrible discrimination enacted against women that tends to go with patriarchal societies.
User avatar #66024 to #66000 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
What does that even mean?
User avatar #66025 to #66024 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/04/2014) [-]
what do atheists think of men being in charge? in the human realm
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User avatar #66028 to #66026 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
idk most of them are neckbeards who think women are inferior anyway
User avatar #66029 to #66027 - tmstyrant (05/04/2014) [-]
let me not respond to myself

idk most of them are neckbeards who think women are inferior anyway
#65981 - reanth (05/03/2014) [-]
Are there any neck beards present?
User avatar #66219 to #65981 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2014) [-]
tfw beard only grows strong and powerful on my face
User avatar #66007 to #65981 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
I seem to be incapable of growing a beard.
User avatar #66009 to #66007 - teoragnar (05/04/2014) [-]
I guess you could call mine a neckbeard but it only exist because I'm not an avid shaver.
User avatar #66010 to #66009 - majormayor (05/04/2014) [-]
I have a mustache and I shaved every other couple of months.
#66003 to #65981 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
define neckbeard
User avatar #65999 to #65981 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/03/2014) [-]
There were some. Now its just internet atheists
User avatar #65987 to #65981 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
No, but there's at least one shitposter
User avatar #65990 to #65987 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
and they are the new atheism
User avatar #65993 to #65990 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
praise allah
User avatar #65994 to #65993 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
praise allah the one and only
User avatar #65986 to #65981 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
want me to name them?
User avatar #65962 - phenact (05/03/2014) [-]
y'all niggas need jesus
#65969 to #65964 - phenact (05/03/2014) [-]
i already got em
User avatar #65970 to #65969 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
Man, I just realized that I have almost zero Jesus pics.
User avatar #66001 to #65970 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/03/2014) [-]
*white jesus
User avatar #66002 to #66001 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
No sorry, I don't own any picture of Jesus being depicted as a black man.
User avatar #66004 to #66002 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/04/2014) [-]
im actually rustled you even thought that.

Jesus was a Jew
you faggot
User avatar #66006 to #66004 - teoragnar (05/04/2014) [-]
Also Jesus was not Jew, he was a Hebrew. Big difference.
User avatar #66023 to #66006 - phenact (05/04/2014) [-]
jesus was jewish. mary raised him in jewish traditions and religion
User avatar #66099 to #66023 - teoragnar (05/04/2014) [-]
No, the difference is that the term Jew was adopted after the Diaspora by the Romans, the people that lived there were called "Hebrews".
User avatar #66152 to #66099 - phenact (05/04/2014) [-]
the terms Israelites, jews, hebrews , and chosen people, all refer to the same group of people, jesus included
#66005 to #66004 - teoragnar (05/04/2014) [-]
Wait what?   
How did I get the idea of black Jesus, seriously I'm confused.
Wait what?
How did I get the idea of black Jesus, seriously I'm confused.
User avatar #65942 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
Maybe a stupid thing to ask,
I'm curious about how confident you are in your beliefs and which belief(s) you guys hold/associate yourselves with,
If you don't mind, can you reply what your belief(s) and how sure of yourself that your belief(s) is(are) correct (for a lack of a better word).
Also, if you can be bothered, why you think it is?

I'll start:

Muslim // 90+ %
Been trying to learn about different religions/beliefs, arguments for/against them, watching debates, tending sermons/classes and discussing beliefs with friends and colleges. Islam just makes the most sense to me. The reason why I place myself at 90+% is because I'm still learning about my religion and if there is a place for it in modern society.
#66014 to #65942 - prancingkid (05/04/2014) [-]
Atheist // 95%   
   
I've been non religious my whole life, my mom raised us without religion, same as her mom did for her and her sisters. We celebrated Christmas, Sunday Dinner, Easter and all that but without the gravitas. They were holidays to spend with my family, which I really enjoyed growing up.   
   
 Also, I'm uncircumcised    
   
Since I never really got into the religious scene, I turned to Science long ago to answer my questions. And I know this sounds familiar but I really, really value what that has done for me and my life. I try to help the downtrodden, give to charity, volunteer time and energy but really, I just do it because I'm human.   
   
I say this because it seems that acting benevolently to your fellow man has become something associated with religion in general, when in reality there is no religion that can make you a better person. I've plenty of religious friends, in fact almost all of them believe in God to some extent. That's awesome, because I love it that others have something special to them.   
   
I love religion, it's comforting and enriching and usually leaves a positive mark on people's lives, it's dogma I dislike.  I have more but you don't need my life story    
   
/rant over
Atheist // 95%

I've been non religious my whole life, my mom raised us without religion, same as her mom did for her and her sisters. We celebrated Christmas, Sunday Dinner, Easter and all that but without the gravitas. They were holidays to spend with my family, which I really enjoyed growing up.

Also, I'm uncircumcised

Since I never really got into the religious scene, I turned to Science long ago to answer my questions. And I know this sounds familiar but I really, really value what that has done for me and my life. I try to help the downtrodden, give to charity, volunteer time and energy but really, I just do it because I'm human.

I say this because it seems that acting benevolently to your fellow man has become something associated with religion in general, when in reality there is no religion that can make you a better person. I've plenty of religious friends, in fact almost all of them believe in God to some extent. That's awesome, because I love it that others have something special to them.

I love religion, it's comforting and enriching and usually leaves a positive mark on people's lives, it's dogma I dislike. I have more but you don't need my life story

/rant over
User avatar #66012 to #65942 - christmouth (05/04/2014) [-]
Atheist - agnostic. I don't really know if I'm sure of it, I guess you can never really be that. I'm definitely not religious; I'm born in a Christian country, so I'm baptized and have had a confirmation, but I moved away from that at around the age of 18.
I guess I've never really liked most of the things it preaches and I'm not fan of the whole mentality religion has. I clearly remember once when I was at religious youth meeting, where one of the speakers said that we all should love Jesus more than we loved our family and others, which really didn't sit right with me and that was a feat, which I would never be able to do.

What I mean with that last part is that people just believe, because it's the norm. Most of them have never read the bible, and the priest/other religious figure could hypothetically preach something entirely different than what the book says, but they just take his word for in and don't check if what he said was reasonable.

Great thread btw.
User avatar #66008 to #65942 - theluppijackal (05/04/2014) [-]
christian/Buddhist
I'd say 99%
I've spent 4 years reading both sides of the arguments and the religious side persuades me.
As for why I'm christian...I like Jesus
And once again the arguments persuade me
Sorry to be so dull
User avatar #65963 to #65942 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
Is there a reason that you're asking these questions or are they of plain personal interest?
User avatar #65967 to #65963 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
Interest mainly,
I love learning about other peoples mindset, belief(s) and how they feel about certain topics. Makes you a more compassionate and understanding person in my opinion.
User avatar #65949 to #65942 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
Total Christian, yet my "doubt" is more about the various confessions, you could call me a heretic I guess.
User avatar #65957 to #65949 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
Were there any moments at all where you were brought to question your belief?
User avatar #65960 to #65957 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
Not yet since I haven't been alive for that long.
User avatar #65947 to #65942 - tealcanaan (05/03/2014) [-]
Christian (Catholic), I am near completely secure in my faith, but I have never been truly tested.
User avatar #65952 to #65947 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
What do you mean by "truly tested"?
Do you mean that no one (including yourself) has challenged your beliefs?

I enjoy others criticising my faith/religion as it gives me the opportunity to seek questions and queries about faith in which I wouldn't of even questioned or thought of.
User avatar #65953 to #65952 - tealcanaan (05/03/2014) [-]
No, people question, and I use to, I just meant that I've never had any earth shattering moments in my life.
User avatar #65946 to #65942 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
i am muslim
do you want to talk in skype?
User avatar #65945 to #65942 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm non-religious

So N/a I guess
User avatar #65948 to #65945 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
Just out of curiosity, how'd you become non-religious?
Was it out if your own reasoning? Were you religious before?
Sorry if I seem nosey, this stuff just interests me I guess!
User avatar #65958 to #65948 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
Nah man, it's cool

I don't know really, it's kind of hard to explain. I was raised a Lutheran, baptized, confirmed, the whole deal. One day about 2 years back I was on this site, arguing for the existence of god. Then I found myself going to incredible lengths to rationalize how god could manipulate his surroundings, and I had the thought that maybe he just doesn't exist. Of course I'd had the thought before, but I'd never really believe it.

So I started looking at the problem that way, eventually decided to identify as an atheist. I was adamant that god didn't exist. For some reason, though, that didn't make me feel any better. I didn't feel wrong, but it didn't feel good. If I was to put it into words, it felt like I was still tethered to the ground. I went around like that until one day I just separated myself from it all entirely. I can't describe what it was like, I've tried. I just kind of realized where I was. That was about a year ago

A couple months back I stumbled upon this guy who puts it into words pretty well. youtu.be/FlcFhDSVEug?t=2m4s It was a lot like the bit he talks about with the monk and the pail of water
User avatar #65959 to #65958 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
*believed

not believe
User avatar #65961 to #65959 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
Not going to lie, the video was kind of hard to understand for me haha.
ALthough, some of it did make a lot of sense though, I understand your view more clearly now!

Just another question, if you can be bothered answering.
How'd you feel about other beliefs? And more specifically, the individuals themselves who chose to follow them? Do you feel they're misguided, slightly disillusioned? Or just holding on to what makes themselves feel comfort (as stated in the video)?
User avatar #65968 to #65961 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
It's a tough concept to grapple with

I don't really mind them. Misguided isn't the right word. It varies from person to person, different people are devoted in different ways. Most of the time it's like watching someone look for their sunglasses when they're on top of their head but not being able to tell them. Sometimes it's like listening to someone talk in their sleep. Rarely, with people I would probably call misguided, it's like watching a child talk about their imaginary friend. Sorry to be so cryptic about it, but it's the best way I can explain it.

Before you or anyone reading this gets offended by that last one, it only ever applies to people who are just idiots in general, nothing to do with the subject. The kind of people who don't even know anything about the religion they're talking about and still think everyone else should think the same way they do.

I certainly do agree with the entire 'clinging' portion of the video.
User avatar #65944 to #65942 - thebestpieever (05/03/2014) [-]
Agnostic. Not at all. I don't think human beings could understand or even tell apart the existence or lack thereof of a higher being, or beings, the scale of the ones portrayed on most religions.
User avatar #65950 to #65944 - Vimito (05/03/2014) [-]
I guess I feel that way too,
Often, mainstream religion (Abrahamis ones in particular) paint a picture of some entity (God) using adjectives that, in my opinion, lessen the overall power of a true God. We also like to compare, if you believe in, God to ourselves which seems counter-intuitive if you think how a God should be.
#65929 - duscuss (05/03/2014) [-]
Why isn't science more reliable than the bible?
#65954 to #65929 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #65934 to #65929 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
This is a very stupid question.
#65938 to #65934 - duscuss (05/03/2014) [-]
Did God tell you that?
User avatar #65943 to #65938 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
You're trying to compare 2 different things.
Your approach to this subject is fundamental wrong.
#65955 to #65943 - duscuss (05/03/2014) [-]
liar
User avatar #65956 to #65955 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
k mon
Are you in any way trying to discuss this seriously?
#66013 to #65956 - duscuss (05/04/2014) [-]
yes
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#65908 - devout feminist (05/03/2014) [-]
WHY I CANT WIN AGAINST RELIGION
I GOT BANNED FOR 64 HOURS
syrianassassin, dehumanizer, KINGOFTHESTARS, teoragnar, teoberry
I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU LOVE
FUCK YOU ALL, PATHETIC CULTS!
I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL!!
FUCKING BASTARDS!!!
#66083 to #65908 - devout feminist (05/04/2014) [-]
I see that you continue using ad hominem to prove your point Omar.
Why do you hate me so much?
User avatar #65933 to #65908 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
uh nu
#65932 to #65908 - dehumanizer (05/03/2014) [-]
COME AT ME BOY, IMMA FUCK YOU UP.
User avatar #65951 to #65932 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
he is mad
kek at him
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User avatar #65915 to #65912 - enemyoftrn (05/03/2014) [-]
Is it homohominilupusest ?
Please tell me it is!
User avatar #65917 to #65915 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
no an asshle called schnizel
more worse
he is banned for 64 hours
User avatar #65918 to #65917 - enemyoftrn (05/03/2014) [-]
What did he do?
#65919 to #65918 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
[pissing off religions
he posted a pic of the holy quran above it feces and bacon

and here is what i posted in his profile (the fucktard who delete comments)

www.funnyjunk.com/user/homohominilupusest/5#5
User avatar #65923 to #65919 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
Hmm. Fecal matter is flagworthy now. I guess he's not a victim of being called "Islamophobic."
User avatar #65924 to #65923 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
lel
and your profile picture!!
i love IT!!!!
i miss that game
User avatar #65925 to #65924 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
It is the only anime I have bothered watching recently.
User avatar #65926 to #65925 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
it is a game i played when i was young on ps2
Gregory horror i guess
User avatar #65927 to #65926 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
The picture is from art of the game. It's based off of a CGI anime. Shit's 2deep4me.
User avatar #65935 to #65927 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
What game?
User avatar #65936 to #65935 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
Gregory Horror Show
User avatar #65939 to #65936 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
What the fuck am I watching.
User avatar #65940 to #65939 - majormayor (05/03/2014) [-]
Something that's 2deep.
User avatar #65941 to #65940 - teoragnar (05/03/2014) [-]
And 2spooky.
User avatar #65931 to #65927 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
lel
well, nice to know someone knows something i love
User avatar #65920 to #65919 - enemyoftrn (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks mate.

hope the same thing can happen to that homohumu
User avatar #65921 to #65920 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
you are my friend, and daily come here to see a shit storm above those fools who call them self new atheist
User avatar #65922 to #65921 - enemyoftrn (05/03/2014) [-]
I will.
User avatar #65930 to #65922 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT!!
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