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User avatar #149259 - puckisthis
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(10/25/2016) [-]
By the way you guys are all wrong about stuff. Always all wrong.
User avatar #149263 to #149259 - uglychino
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Look at me
I am the captain now
User avatar #149270 to #149263 - puckisthis
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(10/25/2016) [-]
Lol u can be a captain
User avatar #149258 - puckisthis
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(10/25/2016) [-]
Gone for 4 days and goons take over.
#149257 - thumbfortrump
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(10/25/2016) [-]
Reminder I'm the only one keeping your board alive.
User avatar #149265 to #149257 - uglychino
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You're not doin G a good job
#149248 - uglychino
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Wez Wuz First
User avatar #149253 to #149248 - dehumanizer
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(10/25/2016) [-]
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT
User avatar #149254 to #149253 - uglychino
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(10/25/2016) [-]
I thought he was serious till a few seconds after "we were trying to go to space".
User avatar #149241 - jamesten
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(10/24/2016) [-]
so this board has been dead since syrianassassin left
User avatar #149247 to #149241 - thumbfortrump
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(10/25/2016) [-]
rip
User avatar #149246 to #149241 - uglychino
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(10/25/2016) [-]
People like ya aren't going to make anything better.
User avatar #149240 - platinumaltaria
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Board's still not dead.
#149236 - thumbfortrump
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(10/24/2016) [-]
If God is real, why hasn't he resurrected this board?
#149251 to #149236 - dehumanizer
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(10/25/2016) [-]
If he is real why dont i have a gf yet?
#149211 - thumbfortrump
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Click to show spoiler
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#149212 to #149211 - dehumanizer
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#149213 to #149212 - thumbfortrump
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User avatar #149219 to #149213 - dehumanizer
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im here
User avatar #149204 - theism
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(10/24/2016) [-]
I like how many of the recent posts re the same guy saying no one posts here. Cry more about it.
User avatar #149205 to #149204 - thumbfortrump
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(10/24/2016) [-]
You are a very boring person.
#149184 - thumbfortrump
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Stop trying to make this board happen

It's not going to happen
User avatar #149202 to #149184 - whitechino
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Why you say this?
I dont come over to your board and throw shit.
Please dont come here and try to encourage desertion on FJ.
User avatar #149197 to #149184 - paradox
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(10/24/2016) [-]
this board is fetch & you fucking know it regina.
#149180 - archiethesailor
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(10/23/2016) [-]
Hey, would anyone here mind helping me? I'm trying to justify the crusades.
User avatar #149208 to #149180 - dehumanizer
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(10/24/2016) [-]
sure thing friendo, just ask
#149238 to #149208 - archiethesailor
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Thank you. Could you tell me what led up to them and why exactly people think those wars were worse than any other?
User avatar #149250 to #149238 - dehumanizer
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The rise of Islam in the mid 600s was the problem, muhammed the false prophet set out to conquer the world, after his death his generals continued his legacy and found what we know today as Islam. They conquered north africa and southeast asia, tried to enter europe from the east but were stopped by the remnants of the roman empire, the byzantines. Later they had succsess in conquering the iberian peninsula but were stopped by the franks.
Eventualy in the 10th century a new group of Muslims took over Jerusalim and prevented pilgramige, combined with their threatening attacks on the byzantines, the pope called for a crusade to liberate the holy land from the muslims. The first one was a succsess and spawned several crusader states, the later crusades were basicly to help the crusader states.

People only hate on them because they dont realise what the Crusades actualy achieved or they dont see it as a good thing. Its just anti-christian propaganda.
#149255 to #149250 - archiethesailor
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Thank you.
User avatar #149256 to #149255 - dehumanizer
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I seriously wish there were more crusades against the Ottomans, then my country would not be this backwards.
User avatar #149203 to #149180 - iphraem
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the crusades got the same justification as the "holy war" of ISIS. if you think the crusades are justified, you are no better than the people that crashed the plane into the world trade center.
User avatar #149209 to #149203 - dehumanizer
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But ISIS are Nato funded terrorists created to overthrow middle eastern goverments, this is a really bad analogy.
User avatar #149217 to #149209 - iphraem
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and the pope just wanted to get some more power. what matters isnt what the guys on top want to gain, but what the footsoldiers are thinking. and they are all thinking the same "god wills it".
User avatar #149218 to #149217 - dehumanizer
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Thats not a bad thing, the catholic church is what saved us from the dark ages brought by the "native european" religions.

Christianity is why we have securalism today, convert or die has always been the motto of Islam.

User avatar #149222 to #149218 - iphraem
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also convert or die was the motto of christianity for a long time aswell. which just brings me back to my original statement.
#149227 to #149222 - iphraem
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I m sure those guys had it coming aswell. and they were by far not the only ones.
#149229 to #149227 - dehumanizer
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ah yes my noble dindu nuffin savages

User avatar #149233 to #149229 - iphraem
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>implying we didnt do exactly the same in europe
User avatar #149234 to #149233 - dehumanizer
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we really didnt, the inquisition is an atheist/protestant meme
User avatar #149237 to #149234 - iphraem
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(10/24/2016) [-]
right. just like the holocaust.
#149249 to #149237 - dehumanizer
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(10/25/2016) [-]
The holocaust is just like my girlfriend.
User avatar #149223 to #149222 - dehumanizer
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Charlemagne? He is litteraly the saviour of europe, those Saxons had it coming.
User avatar #149220 to #149218 - iphraem
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the dark ages started with the fall of the roman empire. guess what started about the same time.
User avatar #149221 to #149220 - dehumanizer
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Barbarian invasions.

>christianity is why the roman empire failed
i seriously hope you dont belive this
User avatar #149182 to #149180 - platinumaltaria
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(10/24/2016) [-]
The crusades were not justified, that was your first mistake.
#149187 to #149182 - archiethesailor
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Aside from the attacks by Muslims on Christians for centuries before? I've read enough to be convinced they were justified, I'm just looking for more justification. I'm not really surprised that you, of all people, would be against anything Christian.
User avatar #149188 to #149187 - platinumaltaria
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Do you know the primary victim of the crusaders? Not muslims, Europeans. Why? Because the crusaders were an army of random people given swords and power, and set to roam the land to deliver "holy justice". They were basically christian jihadists, and they spent most of their time extorting money from small towns. The few occasions they fought muslims they didn't even do that good of a job, which is why there were multiple crusades, with both sides fighting back and forth over some shitty piece of desert neither were entitled to.
User avatar #149210 to #149188 - dehumanizer
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(10/24/2016) [-]
Wrong, the crusades helped save Europe.
User avatar #149214 to #149210 - platinumaltaria
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From what?
User avatar #149216 to #149214 - dehumanizer
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Themselves and the muslim hordes. I have the privilidge of coming from a country that could have sure used more crusades.
User avatar #149224 to #149216 - platinumaltaria
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As much as you want to believe it was some noble quest it was pretty much just the mass slaughter of innocents.
User avatar #149225 to #149224 - dehumanizer
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Nobody is innocent.
User avatar #149226 to #149225 - platinumaltaria
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Well that's just retarded.
User avatar #149228 to #149226 - dehumanizer
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I am not saying its a good thing they died but what happened, happened. Do you want the whole world to be muzzified?
User avatar #149230 to #149228 - platinumaltaria
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No, but I don't think europeans killing europeans is better than muslims killing europeans somehow.
User avatar #149232 to #149230 - dehumanizer
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Totaly misread your post but you should know there is no reasoning with muslims.
User avatar #149231 to #149230 - dehumanizer
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The fourth crusade? Yeah that was sad.
#149189 to #149188 - archiethesailor
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Except some of them were successful.
User avatar #149190 to #149189 - platinumaltaria
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Success at the cost of innocent lives is not success.
#149191 to #149190 - archiethesailor
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Then I guess you'd argue that there had not once, in all of history, been a successful war? WWII, Hitler dies, that wasn't a success because innocent people died? WWI, Germans are beaten, that wasn't a success? American Civil War, America stays unified, that wasn't a success? Revolutionary war, we kick England's ass (with or without the French), that wasn't a success? Well, not for you. My point is, the crusades were successful.
User avatar #149201 to #149191 - iphraem
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"WWI was a success because we beat germany" wow haha thats fucking stupid.
User avatar #149192 to #149191 - platinumaltaria
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You're allowed to be wrong, I doubt I can persuade you. But they neither achieved their goal nor minimised casualties, so it's pretty much a 100% failure no matter how you look at it.
#149193 to #149192 - archiethesailor
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Man, I wish I knew which country you were from. I'd almost guess England, because of your "smarter than you" attitude, but not even they can be this stupid
User avatar #149194 to #149193 - platinumaltaria
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I'm not smarter than you necessarily, just better informed, and apparently better able to get my thoughts across.
#149175 - thumbfortrump
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User avatar #149177 to #149175 - whitechino
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Wait till Nov 8th and Trump demolishes the world which will destroy the internet, which will destroy fj, which will destroy all boards.
User avatar #149178 to #149177 - cognosceteipsum
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(10/23/2016) [-]
faking ritar
User avatar #149179 to #149178 - whitechino
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(10/23/2016) [-]
You're gonna have to be nicer, sweet pea.
User avatar #149181 to #149179 - cognosceteipsum
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no

raeg
#149171 - whitechino
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User avatar #149252 to #149171 - dehumanizer
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God pulled a prank on me.
User avatar #149183 to #149171 - platinumaltaria
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Every atheist seeks god, we're just honest that we haven't found it.
User avatar #149185 to #149183 - whitechino
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Cause ya don't except miracles, others spiritual accounts, and facts in the Bible related to scientific facts proven today.
User avatar #149242 to #149185 - Sperit
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Favorited
User avatar #149186 to #149185 - platinumaltaria
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I don't *accept miracles because none have been demonstrated to have actually occurred, let alone being caused by a god.
"Spiritual accounts" are just as valid as eye-witness accounts; not at all. "But I totally saw 15 aliens probing that cows ass with an egg whisk!" Sure you did mate.
Which facts would those be? The fact that the sun isn't a star? The fact that the moon gives off its own light? The fact that space is made of water? The fact that life was created by magic in 3 days? This is the first flipping book, and you're already fucking up.
User avatar #149195 to #149186 - whitechino
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"Blah blah blah, fuck your facts unless old niggas found out that I claim as truth two hundred years ago" ya fucking lemming.
User avatar #149196 to #149195 - platinumaltaria
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You haven't presented any facts, you've presented anecdotes and literature, neither of which are proof of anything. Please see the huge number of books and stories of people being abducted as evidence. Are aliens really going around abducting people and probing their anuses? No. But god is totally different for some reason.
User avatar #149198 to #149196 - whitechino
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-cut you off from the start
Any facts I'll give you you'll just say I'm bugging and avoid the fact.
This is a nice place now, kinda go somewhere else.
User avatar #149199 to #149198 - platinumaltaria
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No I won't, but you know that, so you can't risk it. You know damn well that you don't care about evidence or reason, you believe because you were raised to, and the alternative is uncomfortable to consider.
User avatar #149200 to #149199 - whitechino
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No, you're a sociopath who's been given the facts time and time again by me and others more capable of doing so.
I'm going to stop throwing pearls to British swine.
I'm done talking about this with you.
Till next time you wanna drop in and talk nonsense.
User avatar #149206 to #149200 - platinumaltaria
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Well now you need both facts and proof that they were presented before. Stop digging the hole bigger mate.
User avatar #149207 to #149206 - whitechino
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Please, just drop it sweetheart.
User avatar #149215 to #149207 - platinumaltaria
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Why? I'm right, you know I'm right, you have nothing to present.
User avatar #149235 to #149215 - whitechino
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You know, someone really wise told me that "everyone on this planet needs a real good beating at least once." Such a beating that they realize their place in this world.
The way you talk your time is coming.
And it will be a revelation for you.
User avatar #149239 to #149235 - platinumaltaria
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You are not assigned a place, you take it for yourself with your own strength. No one puts you where you are, you get there because you succeeded or fucked up. Blaming others is childish and sad.
User avatar #149243 to #149239 - whitechino
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Keep talking. Each sentence that comes out your mouth is another kick in your ribs.
User avatar #149244 to #149243 - platinumaltaria
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Sure it is. When you grow up and decide to present some evidence then we'll talk.
User avatar #149245 to #149244 - whitechino
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(10/25/2016) [-]
Another foot to the face.
#149164 - thalmorgenocide
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@ other Christians/catholics/whatever hat you where jesus believers
I'm sure growing up you knew the "the energy oof the lord flows through me ive found it"and they seem legit. have you ever felt that shit? I think/maybe ive experienced it for like seconds. idk where I'm going honesly I'm just tryin to spark a trippy convo. other religions too, what the fuck is this mystical feeling? is it actually some connection to god or just some emotion wired into our brains
User avatar #149169 to #149164 - puckisthis
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Pretty much the senation is ur brain having a orgasm and it starts in ur dead and runs down ur body starting with the spine. Hence the flow of energy. Kinda like when u see something that spookes u. Same impulse
User avatar #149168 to #149164 - iphraem
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its some emotion wired into our brains. but whats important isnt where it came from, but what made you feel that emotion. it can be love, winning something, really enjoying something, or faith.
User avatar #149167 to #149164 - drhoffable
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our brain is VERY powerful, we can create anything mentally, even an emotional connection with enough faith; so to answer your question, yes its just your brain.

Trust me, id love to believe in the magical perfect man who created us and takes us to his fluffy eternal kingdom after we die and takes care of our problems while we are alive... but quite frankly i cant lie to myself THAT much.

I dont how we were created or what happens when we die, but im certainly not going to base my entire life off of a Faith Based Belief.. id much rather keep my possibilities open until proven.
#149342 to #149167 - thalmorgenocide
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wanna here my theological theory on that shit?
User avatar #149372 to #149342 - drhoffable
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yes
#149374 to #149372 - thalmorgenocide
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this is my fuck science and logic theory, who the fuck knows what is and isnt with this shit. here goes.
What if God, like the abrahmic god is just the strongest pagan god and we have yet to come in spiritual contact with the most powerful being in the universe
User avatar #149379 to #149374 - drhoffable
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really ANYTHING is possible until proven to be wrong.. i dont blame some humans for needing that crutch to get through life, mentally invested into an imaginative Creator that for some reason created humans and now humans need to worship this creator and when we die we float up to this magical paradise or if you don't worship him you just burn in hell forever. Quite frankly, thats just stupid to narrow all the possible options of how life started to One insane story about some dude who flew around jericho drinking wine and healing blind.
Why are people so afraid of the unknown? It should be EXCITING to explore possibilities and examine the facts.
User avatar #149166 to #149164 - platinumaltaria
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It's probably just brain damage.
Seriously, I have no idea what feeling you could be referring too, which indicates that it's not a normal thing, and you should probably get looked at.
#149340 to #149166 - thalmorgenocide
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ehh. do any sports growing up? baseball/football/combat sport
User avatar #149341 to #149340 - platinumaltaria
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Er, no?
#149344 to #149341 - thalmorgenocide
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ever been in some kind of situation where you were tired to the point where you wanted to collapse and sleep/rest but your body pulled some energy out of literally nowhere? im not talking adrenaline, this is after that shit kicked in and ran out.
User avatar #149345 to #149344 - platinumaltaria
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No, because that's not a thing. Humans have a finite amount of stamina, it doesn't just magically replenish.
#149346 to #149345 - thalmorgenocide
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Its happened to me
User avatar #149347 to #149346 - platinumaltaria
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Well good for you.
#149348 to #149347 - thalmorgenocide
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what would you call it then
User avatar #149350 to #149348 - platinumaltaria
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Adrenaline probably.
#149351 to #149350 - thalmorgenocide
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so you think a sleep deprived man living on almonds can fight 3 people of equal talent within a 5 hour span and have adrenaline left?
User avatar #149352 to #149351 - platinumaltaria
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No I think you're full of shit. But let me guess, your sky wizard of choice magically allowed biology to not matter, instead of helping starving children.
#149354 to #149352 - thalmorgenocide
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its legit, it the internet beleive e or dont, but ive seen crazier shit from people ive been around. and no, im not saying the sky bastard granted me mystical strength im saying i believe its possible humans have some inner energy beyond chemicals that can be measured by science
User avatar #149356 to #149354 - platinumaltaria
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Really? Then why can't you present some data? And what do you mean by "energy", what exactly is happening?
#149357 to #149356 - thalmorgenocide
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ok kid I new.
>friday night meet
>thursday night, starter cant
>Coach to friend "your starting tom"
>friend is 6 pounds overweight 4.5 kg
>he spends the next 20 hours of his life chugging water and sweating either by wearing heavy clothes and running
>he makes weight
>too tired to eat or speak
>hydrate
>warmup
>match
>win
where the fuck did his energy come from?
User avatar #149358 to #149357 - platinumaltaria
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From whatever food he ate. Of course that's granting you this anecdote, which isn't actually proof of anything.
#149359 to #149358 - thalmorgenocide
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u daft he ate nothing
he chugged water that was it
User avatar #149360 to #149359 - platinumaltaria
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The human body derives energy from food; when food is expended it breaks down body fat, and then muscle, and then other tissues. It's called starvation. So the energy was food, or else he was dying.
Energy isn't magic, it's science, and you can't make it without fuel.
#149161 - whitechino
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You know why I love wedding rings?
Cause they're made out of gold and gold is a very conductive metal for electricity.
Now electricity is running through tour body and constanly going and leaving your sexy body.
So if your wearing one with your spouse and holding hands you're giving and receiving energy to another being. You're transferring emotions, brain waves, and power towards another being and to a promise and I think that's pretty cool.
User avatar #149174 to #149161 - theism
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That's not nice thought but not how any of that works.
User avatar #149176 to #149174 - whitechino
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>>#149173
I'll find a way to make it work to fit my idea ya cynics.
User avatar #149170 to #149161 - drastronomy
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That is only if there is a potential difference numbnuts
User avatar #149172 to #149170 - whitechino
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What you mean sweethear?
User avatar #149173 to #149172 - drastronomy
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Electricity does not transfer if there is no potential difference (voltage). Ie, there has to be an imbalance of charges, which does not occur unless you are talking about electrostatics
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3 Norman Greenbaum  Spirit In The Sky
User avatar #149141 to #149140 - iphraem
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Tim Minchin  Thank You God
User avatar #149134 - whitechino
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Since this place is so dry, I would like to share a dream I had a few years ago.
Now it started with me walking in a single line with folks who looked the same as the last. Dark distressed shadowy souls looking down with anguish. My surroundings were pitch black and I could only see the few in front but I knew the line ahead was unending. It only took me a few feet to realize I was in a place only the damned go and when it hit me I accepted it immediantly. If this was the place I was condemned to then it was the place I belong.
Now the line turned around around a black wall with scars of finger nail marks and faces and the other side was a walkway between a pit a fire. While I was walking I tipped my head over it was dozens of people in agony and few just standing there dealing with the pain while others screamed and wailed as their flesh sizzled in the flame. Oh the smell was almost the same as pork and the thought of it now disgust me still. Then when I looked ahead a couple of folks on line just dipped to the side and dived into the blaze and made me flinch a few time as if I was next but it was not my place.
As we continued, the screams lessened but it meant that it wasn't as intense as before. First thing I see is a litte monster with horns cutting piece by piece of a woman crying. He look at me quickly, smiled and turned back to her and slit her tongue out her mouth and ate it. After that I looked away to see a guy from my line walk away to a wall, slappped his chains on the wall and waited to be stabbed by pitch forks by those little fuckers. The line kept moving and so did I.
We walked passed the pit and again was another punishment. It was only to my left and I saw poeple in small cages get eaten and torn apart by dogs. A man ran up to me and hit the bars and yelled for mercy but all that came was hounds that leaped for his neck and ankles and dragged him deeper into the cage. It was the bloodiest area in my dream. The juices ran like rain down street to all our feet as the men on my line slipped through the bars with their skinny bodies just to be immediately mauled. Again, it was not my fate.
The next section got narrow. The walls in the darkness got tighter as I heard walls moving and slamming has I heard bones cracking and screams suddenly turn to grunts to silence. As i walked by I saw on my sides small spaces where poor souls were crushed by walls. Their bodies would bend and crack grotesquely in ways somehow I never imagined. The walls would come in, turn them into a twisted mess and as the walls went back their bodies would pop back in place immediately just to be pushed past their limit again and again and again and again in just seconds. When I looked ahead of me I ralized the line was getting shorter and shorter and it hit me that "shit, if I'm still here then it's only get worse and worse for me."
Soon there was no in front of me and at this point I feared the worst. I could feel my heart beat as I turned the corner and It felt like I walked in an oval. Somehow I was near the place I started. I looked around for my judgment to see in front of me a redish aurora which I assumed was the devil. In a deep but smooth demonic voice he said " what are you doing here. You dont belong here, get the hell out." Then to my left a hole shattered inward from the darkness and I could see the sky and stars appear. Without a second though I dived through backwards facing the sky.
Now when I was falling I felt a sensation of complete serenity, love, and relaxation as the wind wipped through all corners of my body, as the clouds slipped through my hands, and as the stars flickered in the darkness.
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Boy, when I tell you I felt tears running down my cheeks, it felt great yo. My brain was doing something crazy that night. Then poompf, I landed in soft clouds like pillows and red, orange, and blue confetti floated about in my vision. I climbed out and saw platform on my right that stretched to the horizon with a small staircase leading to the top. When I got close a black guy, a white guy, and an asian wearing two Mets, and a Knicks Jersey. They were friendly and directed me to keep going and walked the way I came. When I got to the top, there was this nice pretty lady and her right were big beige tents that stretched as far as I could see. She miled and told me to go to the 2nd tent, when I walked past the first one it was full of babies and kids. When I got to my tent there were teens my age some talking, and most were sitting quietly, but when Imentered they all looked at me. I said something, sat my butt down on a tree stump and woked up.
The sun rays were close to my face and I had tears sliding down, and when I remembered everything from my dream the tears continued. Now I like to think the tears came because it was a mixture of emotions about how beautiful and amazing the dream was for me, or that it was just a dream.

Either way It's a dream stuck on me that I tell to very few.
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its crazy how you can remember this with all those details. I cant even properly remember the dream I had last night or the things I actually DID a year ago with that detail.
User avatar #149145 to #149142 - whitechino
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You got no dreams fused in your brain, bro?
I got two nightmares stuck since 6-7 and the rest are just violent, intense struggles.
User avatar #149147 to #149145 - iphraem
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I got some dreams that I can remember, but I can only remember very short scenes from them, never the whole dream with all the details.
User avatar #149148 to #149147 - whitechino
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Ever had a premonition?
I had three, all came true, but I can't remember the last one.
The mind and soul is come creepy shit
User avatar #149149 to #149148 - iphraem
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nope, never had one. dont believe in it either.
User avatar #149151 to #149149 - whitechino
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Man, the two I had were dead on. First dream happened the next day, fucked me up for months, the next happened with no cause but still came true and fucked me up more than I've ever been. but i deserved it.
Stuff like that is real, even if you don't "believe" it, theres things about the brain that we still havent unlocked and it's going to take a while till we get the cheat codes.
User avatar #149152 to #149151 - iphraem
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are you sure its not just the same as a deja vu?
User avatar #149153 to #149152 - whitechino
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How can a dream predict a future event and be called dejavu?
Dejavu is when it happens again, not just once.
User avatar #149155 to #149153 - iphraem
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thats the most plausible explanation to me atleast.
User avatar #149154 to #149153 - iphraem
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a deja vu is if something happened and you think you saw it before. if you see something happening and think you ve seen it before in a dream its the same thing. its just your mind tricking you.
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Naw man, that doesn't work in this situation.
I can give you an example of that though.
I was walking from fam. Was walking next to the hospital I was popped out at.
I complimentated a man wearing a knicks hat, he said thanks and asked me for directions.
Said sorry I couldn't help him and when I turned I almost got rocked by an ambulance.
Then I was like damn, this shit already happened like two years ago exactly the same way.
That's a good recent example of dejavu.
User avatar #149158 to #149157 - iphraem
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wait, so that actually definitely happened to you twice?
User avatar #149159 to #149158 - whitechino
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Ya
I Know because there was a hotdog stand there and it was never there the 100X I walked by except those two times.
User avatar #149160 to #149159 - iphraem
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huh, thats interesting.
User avatar #149156 to #149154 - iphraem
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jubbehhh do you need to talk? do you have some issues you want to resolve?
User avatar #149143 to #149142 - whoozy
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Try writing it down just as you wake up
User avatar #149144 to #149143 - iphraem
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I can only really remember the end when I m up.
#149137 to #149135 - dehumanizer
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Yeah i had a dream where i had a gf
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Sounds like a sweet dream.
#149139 to #149138 - dehumanizer
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but then you wake up and reality hits
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#149136 to #149133 - dehumanizer
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>stopping something that never happened
#149124 - dehumanizer
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WE
#149131 to #149124 - whitechino
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King of Kings
#149125 to #149124 - shekelnator
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Wuz
#149126 to #149125 - dehumanizer
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KANGS
#149127 to #149126 - shekelnator
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DELETE THIS
#149128 to #149127 - dehumanizer
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The only surviving portrait of your false shepard.
#149129 to #149128 - shekelnator
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go be pagan somewhere else. filthy infidel!
#149130 to #149129 - dehumanizer
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omg a mother and child? never has anything like this been put together, no way christianity didnt copy old egypt

oh wait no, you are a pagan too