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User avatar #79741 - cleverguy (07/23/2014) [-]
open letter to syrianassassin

you've proven your point, im not sure why you're still here. almost everyone but me already doesn't support israel and a few were already antisemitic, you havent changed any opinions here, all you've done is solidify opinions we already have. but im not talking about jews when i say that, im talking about you.

you are a hypocritical bigot. calling homosexuals filth while you yourself are a homosexual and constantly lobbing antisemitic speech everywhere while claiming you are "only antizionist" or that you like orthodox jews, even though orthodox judaism is what you criticize the most.
you have solidified the opinion everyone already had about arab muslims: inarticulate, hateful, zealous, antisemitic loudmouths who find purpose in making things that were perfectly good into things that are miserable for everybody.
you have shown what is generated from your faith and culture and it is as ugly as predicted.

so yeah, you've made this board what you wanted and proved your point, but i don't think it was the point you thought it was. you've done here what arab muslims have seemed to do almost everywhere, ruined it. good for you. you've fallen right into your stereotype and you are so incredibly proud of it. so have fun, just know that you have only solidified existing bigoted opinions, nothing more.
User avatar #80831 to #80029 - syrianassassin (07/27/2014) [-]
come to the religion board and we have the same angry jew

now
User avatar #80028 to #79741 - syrianassassin (07/24/2014) [-]
i brought you an army to laugh at you cleverfag!!!
#80025 to #79741 - mr skeltal (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #79860 to #79741 - thebritishguy (07/23/2014) [-]
cleverguy used reason, it is inneffective.
#80021 to #79742 - rudebrat (07/24/2014) [-]
good going man
good going man
User avatar #80023 to #80021 - syrianassassin (07/24/2014) [-]
HE IS MAD jidf
#79739 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
>2014.
>Living in an illusion.

Do you even Nihilism, /religion/?
#79735 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
>People actually believe that their delusion of "meaning" is anything but.
#79737 to #79736 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
Am I getting to you, buddy? :^)
#79719 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
plot twist
syrianassassin is god
#79717 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
Post YFW you realized that life is meaningless.
Post YFW you realized that life is meaningless.
#79725 to #79717 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [-]
This is my face when I see how retarded you are.
User avatar #79708 - clevergoy (07/23/2014) [-]
OH VEY! THE GOYIM HAVE BESTED ME IN PHILOSOPHICAL MATTERS! I BETTER SHITPOST ALL OVER THE RELIGION BOARD BEFORE THE JEWS ARE EXPOSED!
#79703 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
>is cleverguy   
>goes to religion board   
>acting clever   
>deny's god   
>very clever
>is cleverguy
>goes to religion board
>acting clever
>deny's god
>very clever
User avatar #79699 - cleverguy (07/23/2014) [-]
since the christian faith is based mostly on "witnesses" of jesus' "miracles" recording what they saw, i thought i should post these links to show why that is not good evidence to base your beliefs on.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-the-eyes-have-it/

www.apa.org/monitor/apr06/eyewitness.aspx

people.howstuffworks.com/eyewitnesses-unreliable.htm
User avatar #79760 to #79699 - teoragnar (07/23/2014) [-]
But then no historical account could ever be trusted.
User avatar #79955 to #79760 - cleverguy (07/24/2014) [-]
theres more evidence for historical accounts besides eyewitness accounts in one book
#79689 - cleverguy (07/23/2014) [-]
i know this has been posted before, but i think this picture is hilarious
#79690 to #79689 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
i know this has been posted before, but i think this picture is the truth
User avatar #79692 to #79690 - cleverguy (07/23/2014) [-]
so you believe what the torah says about the goyim? wow thats pretty intense, i don't even believe that shit
#79693 to #79692 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
you even did make a mistake between the torah and the talmud?

100% ignorance
User avatar #79694 to #79693 - cleverguy (07/23/2014) [-]
whoopsie daisy
#79682 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
When the sun (with its spacious light) is folded up;
When the stars fall, losing their lustre;
When the mountains vanish (like a mirage);
When the she-camels, ten months with young, are left untended;
When the wild beasts are herded together (in the human habitations);
When the oceans boil over with a swell;
When the souls are sorted out, (being joined, like with like);
When the female (infant), buried alive, is questioned -
For what crime she was killed;
When the scrolls are laid open;
When the world on High is unveiled;
When the Blazing Fire is kindled to fierce heat;
And when the Garden is brought near;-
(Then) shall each soul know what it has put forward.

Surat At-Takwīr (The Overthrowing) verse 1-14
#79683 to #79682 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
So verily I call to witness the planets - that recede,
Go straight, or hide;
And the Night as it dissipates;
And the Dawn as it breathes away the darkness;-
Verily this is the word of a most honourable Messenger,
Endued with Power, with rank before the Lord of the Throne,
With authority there, (and) faithful to his trust.
And (O people!) your companion is not one possessed;
And without doubt he saw him in the clear horizon.
Neither doth he withhold grudgingly a knowledge of the Unseen.
Nor is it the word of an evil spirit accursed.
When whither go ye?
Verily this is no less than a Message to (all) the Worlds:
(With profit) to whoever among you wills to go straight:
But ye shall not will except as Allah wills,- the Cherisher of the Worlds.

Surat At-Takwīr (The Overthrowing) verse 15-29
#79681 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
IF GOD IS REAL AND HUMANS ARE INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED...

WHY ARE SO MANY PRETTY FACES UTTERLY WASTED ON FAT GIRLS?

CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS
User avatar #79696 to #79681 - nought (07/23/2014) [-]
not bad
#79679 - mr skeltal (07/23/2014) [-]
Syrian
Don't you have something better to do than circulate within your own logic on the religion board nearly every day.
So much talk about being created and that's a gift, and yet you're wasting it entertaining yourself getting nowhere with people.

Why?
User avatar #79680 to #79679 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
to give meaning to life
#79659 - aczzoh (07/23/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #79644 to #79632 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
You don't believe in the Big Bang?
User avatar #79645 to #79644 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
i do believe in big bang, but not in silly way.

it is in the quran, while those bigots claim they discovered it first, lel
#79648 to #79645 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/23/2014) [-]
can you show us this
User avatar #79649 to #79648 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
look below
User avatar #79651 to #79650 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
i really like that man, he just fills me with knowledge
User avatar #79653 to #79651 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/23/2014) [-]
oops wrong pic
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#79652 to #79651 - lulzfornigeriagirl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #79654 to #79652 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
O company of jinn and mankind, if you are able to pass beyond the regions of the heavens and the earth, then pass. You will not pass except by authority [from Allah].
sūrat l-raḥmān (The Most Gracious) verse 33

so thank god for this
User avatar #79646 to #79645 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
Can you show me this?
User avatar #79647 to #79646 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
you must know this verse is especially for your kind from god to you:

“Have those who disbelieved not considered that the heavens and the earth were a joined entity, then We separated them, and made from water every living thing? Then will they not believe?”
Surat Al-'Anbyā' (The Prophets) verse 30

another FACT which is every single living thing is must contain water, which is the source of life.
i cant imagine a cell without water

also the expanding universe:
“And the heaven We created with might, and indeed We are (its) expander.”
urat Adh-Dhāriyāt (The Winnowing Winds) verse 47

i wonder from 1400+ how can an illiterate sand dweller discover those thing. it will only be discovered by knowing the creator (god) himself.
User avatar #79660 to #79647 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
Not all life requires water to live. Carbon based life does. Life that is not carbon based, like silicon based life forms and I think sulfur, do not require water. But we only know of bacteria and single celled organisms that exist like that on earth. But it is very likely that if life is prevalent throughout the universe that there exists many many forms of life that we can't make sense of yet.
#79661 to #79660 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
oh, tell me how the cytoplasm doesn't contain water
User avatar #79662 to #79661 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
They're singled celled organisms and bacterium, they don't have cytoplasm.
User avatar #79667 to #79663 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/02/AR2010120204183.html

I was mistaken, it's Phosporous, Arsenic, and Silicon that can all possibly support carbon other then carbon. It doesn't say if it contains water or not, but since they are partially composed of Hydrogen and Oxygen then they may contain small amounts. Whether or not it's used in vital body functions i don't know.
User avatar #79670 to #79667 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
if it contains little hydrogen and oxygen even by a very very tny small amount, this mean it has water. so the quran is true, all living things are created from water. even if it contains 0.00001% water
User avatar #79675 to #79670 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
Created from, and containing, are two different things.
User avatar #79676 to #79675 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
in our language it is the same, if you only knew arabic
User avatar #79677 to #79676 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
The fact that all living things contain water, when our earth is covered in 3/4 water, and when life originated in water, is not surprising in the least. When the Quran says, all life contains water, it's like saying that the sky is blue on a clear day. It's just stating the obvious.
User avatar #79678 to #79677 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
well you are ture, but what we need is to know what is inside it. you know there are rocks in the seas doesn't contain water, while being surrounded by water.
User avatar #79759 to #79678 - marinepenguin (07/23/2014) [-]
The difference is that rocks are inanimate objects. And rocks actually do contain a minute amount of water.
User avatar #79655 to #79647 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you meant you had legitimate scientific proof in the Quran, not just verses with people saying things. This isn't scientific.

For the water one I think it's fairly logical that water is a fundamental of life, I mean the vast majority of the Earth is water, saying that we are from water isn't a huge leap. Although this also has another interesting link, in that cells within the water were most likely the first life to evolve.

For the second part the verse before that is more specific,
"With power did We construct the heaven. Verily, We are Able to extend the vastness of space thereof."

This is interestingly specific, since that is what's literally happening, the fabric of space is being extended and stretched.

I still don't believe the people then actually had divine inspiration though, as anyone who writes enough will inadvertently speak some truth, even if they didn't know it was true, especially considering the Quran is a fairly long book. Still, it is interesting.
User avatar #79656 to #79655 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
well, why do we follow the quran, first the language in arabic, not a single mistake, not a single contradict, not a single grammar error. and it is more than a poetry.

second its verbal verses. this book if you read it you will find it 100% verbal book. it is hard to make a book alike it.

you can know more about this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7t5kfA5qk4
User avatar #79657 to #79656 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't think it's unique in that regard. I'm not criticising the Quran as I haven't read it yet, been meaning to for a few years now, haven't got around to it, but there are many works of literature that are beautiful and without contradiction, it doesn't mean they have an inherent divinity attributed to them. Personally I find Prometheus Unbound to be a beautiful, faultless work, it doesn't mean I believe in Zeus, Prometheus or the Furies.
User avatar #79658 to #79657 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
well this is for you, for us. this book is to guide us, how to live this life once so we can have better afterlife. it does not force you, so you can accept it by yourself or not. you who will bring yourself to justice for believing or not.

you want to accept it you are welcome. you dont want then i pray someday you might accept it
User avatar #79665 to #79658 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
What I don't understand about most religions, Islam, Christianity, and others is the emphasis on belief. Why does Allah require praise? I understand that according to Islam he created all of us and the world and everything else, but what is the point of prayer to him and worship? How does it benefit him?
User avatar #79666 to #79665 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
Allah doesn't get benefit from you or anyone. it is you who will benefit yourself.

when we say Allah is the greatest it doesn't change anything because he is already the greatest.

when we say Allah Akbar for the good we get blessings from Allah. while nothing will get less from him.
User avatar #79668 to #79666 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
So if something is purely for my benefit, why do I get punished for not doing it? I mean, that'd be like being punished my the government for eating unhealthy food. If no one is hurt but me by my lack of faith and worship then why am subjected to eternal suffering for it? Surely that's counter-productive.

>Don't pray or believe
>Don't get benefit
>This is bad
>Allah punishes me and makes more bad things happen to me

This doesn't seem very logical. I don't do something selfish so Allah punishes me?

User avatar #79669 to #79668 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
because you are created to obey and worship only him

And I did not create the jinn and mankind except to worship Me.
sūrat l-dhāriyāt (The Wind that Scatter) verse 56
User avatar #79671 to #79669 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
If our only purpose is to worship him then why does he give us the option to not worship him? Like making a robot that's only purpose is to cook food but giving it the option to go and sit around doing nothing instead. Seems like a terrible design if the result he wanted was people to worship him.
User avatar #79672 to #79671 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
solution is here an atheist Tried To Make Debate With Dr.zakir Naik- All Atheist Must Watch And Share because it takes allot to explain
User avatar #79673 to #79672 - whatley (07/23/2014) [-]
But what is the point in this test? And what about all the people who existed before Islam came into being, and even the people who lived after Islam was created but never heard of it, how can they possibly pass the test?
User avatar #79674 to #79673 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
1- what is the point of this test?
to pass life and enjoy the afterlife, immortal afterlife in heavens which is described as garden with rivers below it and maidens to serve you and drink,eat and do what you are allowed to do. and beautiful wife to live with you forever without a single hate or problem.

2- what if the people who never heard of Islam?
god will judge them according to their own beliefs. and he will never do injustice even in the weight of atom.

Indeed, Allah does not do injustice, [even] as much as an atom's weight; while if there is a good deed, He multiplies it and gives from Himself a great reward.
sūrat l-nisāa (The Women) verse 40

but there are something for Christianity and Judaism and Saibian Mandaism who heard about Islam and did not join it:

"Lo! Those who believe (in that which is revealed unto thee, Muhammad), and those who are Jews, and Christians, and Sabaeans - whoever believe in Allah and the Last Day and does right - surely their reward is with their Lord, and there shall no fear come upon them neither shall they grieve."
sūrat l-baqarah (The Cow) verse 62
User avatar #79617 - cleverguy (07/22/2014) [-]
lol holy shit
User avatar #79619 to #79617 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
well, i gotta face em cleverguy. you did what is below me. and saw how filthy are they
User avatar #79620 to #79619 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
did read*
#79611 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
And when Our messengers, [the angels], came to Lot, he was anguished for them and felt for them great discomfort and said, "This is a trying day."

And his people came hastening to him, and before [this] they had been doing evil deeds. He said, "O my people, these are my daughters; they are purer for you. So fear Allah and do not disgrace me concerning my guests. Is there not among you a man of reason?"

They said, "You have already known that we have not concerning your daughters any claim, and indeed, you know what we want."

He said, "If only I had against you some power or could take refuge in a strong support."

The angels said, "O Lot, indeed we are messengers of your Lord; [therefore], they will never reach you. So set out with your family during a portion of the night and let not any among you look back - except your wife; indeed, she will be struck by that which strikes them. Indeed, their appointment is [for] the morning. Is not the morning near?"

So when Our command came, We made the highest part [of the city] its lowest and rained upon them stones of layered hard clay, [which were]

Marked from your Lord. And Allah 's punishment is not from the wrongdoers [very] far.
#79600 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
so some gay was trying to defend his shit.

good try, let me see how long you shall stay until you regret every single word you say
User avatar #79750 to #79578 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
You mean Breivik was jewish?

He was supposed to be the chosen one. ;_;
#79751 to #79750 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
imagine a world without him and his kind
imagine a world without him and his kind
User avatar #79641 to #79578 - feelythefeel ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
"In other news, Tiger woods eats food. Not specifically, just in general."
#79580 to #79578 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
They don't want you to think they're white it just makes no difference you imbecile.
#79581 to #79580 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
gay faggot JIDF detected
#79582 to #79581 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Why do I even respond to this bait.
#79583 to #79582 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
because truth force you to talk so i wont give my true opinion and get them in my side, so you want to talk in order to get them in your side

gay jew faggot, are you waiting for another wrath from god?
#79584 to #79583 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not jewish. And there is nothing to talk about since you have nothing remotely interesting or logical to say.
#79585 to #79584 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
nah gay, you are into guys who like giving head to men, what good thing can from you?


your kind got eliminated in sodom and gommorah as a wrath without a single mercy by volcanic, meteor storms and the land is raised and flipped in the skies, and all your kind is buried and turned into a dead sea.

what good idea can come from you? speak disbeliever or another day shall be a day without mercy to your kind
#79623 to #79585 - youregaylol (07/22/2014) [-]
You sucked dick tho.
#79624 to #79623 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
im top, so no argument is invalid
#79625 to #79624 - youregaylol (07/22/2014) [-]
saying that you're a top is just a coping mechanism, you will always be known as a fag.
#79626 to #79625 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
if you know what the word WAS mean, then yah your opinion go introduce it in your ass
#79627 to #79626 - youregaylol (07/22/2014) [-]
Once a fag always a fag.
#79587 to #79585 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Nothing of what you said has any meaning anyways.
User avatar #79613 to #79587 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/22/2014) [-]
FYI he used to be literally gay himself... Like let me suck your dick and fuck me type...
#79614 to #79613 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
i used to be a filth, now im not
#79589 to #79587 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
history says something else
#79591 to #79589 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Your fairy tails are hardly historic and theyre still meaningless.
User avatar #79593 to #79591 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
oh so the dead sea is lying?

and history is lying?

amazing
#79595 to #79593 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't know wether the dead sea is lying or not I've never been high enough to talk to him.
User avatar #79597 to #79595 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
then your fate is decided.

wait for it, remember it is moving by swift without warning

justice shall come
#79586 to #79585 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Well opposed to you I am intelligent and not a sub-human camel fucker.
User avatar #79588 to #79586 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
oh, you are a human?

tell me more how humans fuck men assholes?

your not a human, nor sub-human. but a waste of human DNA
#79590 to #79588 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Biology says otherwise.
#79592 to #79590 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
nopes, it is your freewill. and you shall be brought to justice
#79594 to #79592 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
>You'd have any knowledge on that field.
>You're goat and little children fucking prophet had any authority except over the kids he has abused.
#79596 to #79594 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
something is wrong
#79598 to #79596 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Police-recorded. Is there even police in your 5th world country? Maybe it's the sharia law that get's you stoned for basicly everything.
User avatar #79599 to #79598 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
well yeah, it better then letting a 15 years old being whores
#79601 to #79599 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Since you've never had any arguments or backing on your statement, I'll find something more productive to do. Like staring at a wall.
#79602 to #79601 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
i will warn you that everything you do will be useless in the end
#79579 to #79578 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
now nigelthefaggot will come and whine it is not truth and very offensive ;_;
User avatar #79570 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing >Killing > = NEGATIVE
Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >Saving >
= POSITIVE

It is that easy. These are downward and upward spirals.
#79612 to #79570 - theultimateuser (07/22/2014) [-]
you are very very very peaceful and lovely to others, by my left boot you are

but I think you are the biggest bigot I have ever seen in this board
User avatar #79603 to #79574 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
I would. Wanna know why?
User avatar #79604 to #79603 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
nah, injustice wont convince me
User avatar #79605 to #79604 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
You are already convinced by injustice, dude. You want to kill him for something HE is a victim of. Sociopaths become sociopaths because shitty childhoods and you know what? YOU'RE a sociopath! Yes, that's right! For wanting to kill him, YOU are a sociopath.
User avatar #79606 to #79605 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
no, he killed and he shall be killed

case is closed
User avatar #79607 to #79606 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
Then YOU shall be killed.
User avatar #79608 to #79607 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
come, face god laws which is in my neck. and you will see corruption more than you ever think
User avatar #79609 to #79608 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
Hahahhahaahaha as if! GOD IS WITH ME FOREVER. I don't want to kill you.
User avatar #79615 to #79609 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/22/2014) [-]
So your stupid ass turned Christian revenge or... just shitpost?
User avatar #79618 to #79615 - syrianassassin (07/22/2014) [-]
he said a christian, even christians say to him WTF are you saying.
User avatar #79616 to #79615 - cognosceteipsum (07/22/2014) [-]
I am a Christian.
User avatar #79622 to #79616 - lulzfornigeriagirl (07/22/2014) [-]
*facepalm*
Revenge, how, HOW fucking stupid or gullible do you have to be to go from atheism to christianity...?
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