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#184 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
*ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#181 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
*ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#179 - SACAPUNTAS
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Inhabitants of Funnyjunk, you've always been very helpful.

Is League of Legends good? I'm just curious because I've been playing Dragons of Atlantis and I love the crap out of it, but I was merely wondering if Legends was as good or possibly better.
#218 to #179 - ileenover
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(12/30/2012) [-]
League of Legends is a type of game where teamwork is needed to win. With 5v5 pvp and bot matches to practice it is very enjoyable hoping that you are playing with friends that don't rage. The champions that you play each have their own style of play which are all really fun. The answer to the question is yes it is good game but a word of warning, the community is the biggest pile of dog sperm filled with raging idiots and people who occasionally troll. Play with people you know...
#206 to #179 - fefefereferi
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(12/30/2012) [-]
you could go on like a website where this quetsion is relevant
#183 to #179 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
It ******* sucks balls.
#178 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
*ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#175 - thatsmrnoob
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#203 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#202 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#201 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#200 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#187 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#185 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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#242 to #185 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
le
#182 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
FUNYJUNK ISS FUHL OF 12 YR OLDZ!! LOLZ!!
#180 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
what ever i say
#177 to #175 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#174 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Californium is a radioactive metallic chemical element with the symbol Cf and atomic number 98. The element was first made at the University of California, Berkeley in 1950 by bombarding curium with alpha particles (helium-4 ions). It is an actinide element, the sixth transuranium element to be synthesized, and has the second-highest atomic mass of all the elements that have been produced in amounts large enough to see with the unaided eye (after einsteinium). The element was named after California and the University of California. It is the heaviest element to occur naturally on Earth; heavier elements can only be produced by synthesis.
#169 - littlenish
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Yo dawg, I heard you like stiffs in stiffs, so you can.... I got nothin.
#163 - adolfhilter
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(12/30/2012) [-]
your stiff in a stiff
#160 - JunkThatisFunny
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(12/30/2012) [-]
wait what
wait what
#236 to #160 - berkut
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ola k ase?
#158 - bumpin
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(12/30/2012) [-]
As funny as this is, I can't believe that **** from 4chan is on the front page. IS THERE NO ONE WITH ORIGINALITY ANYMORE???
As funny as this is, I can't believe that **** from 4chan is on the front page. IS THERE NO ONE WITH ORIGINALITY ANYMORE???
#164 to #158 - spiritarcher
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Hey, it was actually pretty funny.

Although I agree, there does seem to be a lack of originality lately, though I believe it's because most OC gets bombed to oblivion.

#156 - saxophan
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk, where a "do" joke gets the #1 spot on frontpage.
#155 - gregtheimmortal
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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#167 to #155 - newposterintown
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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#153 - cinster
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#150 - hawken
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Exquisite Xhibit
#149 - owmyballsack
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(12/30/2012) [-]
**owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #388688 at Anime & Manga ** mountainyard...more like brokeback mountainyard with dat description.
**owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #388688 at Anime & Manga ** mountainyard...more like brokeback mountainyard with dat description.
#219 to #149 - mountainyard [OP]
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Nice! Though with yours, I can't really take it very seriously.. I've never thouhgt of my nickname as brokeback Mountainyard.. This will be fun!
#145 - senortanto
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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#147 to #145 - shitting
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Probably not as bad as my fetish
#148 to #147 - senortanto
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(12/30/2012) [-]
if it has anything to do with your username, that's probably about right
#151 to #148 - chillinwithbears
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(12/30/2012) [-]
lol
#161 to #151 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Same goes with your name.
#144 - RequieminMortis
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(12/30/2012) [-]
**RequieminMortis rolled a random image posted in comment #2287735 at FJ RPG ** What you should never do at a funeral.
#143 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/30/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
#152 to #143 - Fagdust
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Comment Picture
#142 - Kushmonster
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**Kushmonster rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at Photoshop gold doesn't come everyday **and don't even think about doing this.
#132 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
#157 to #132 - heroicvenom
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#135 to #132 - thedarkestrogue
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#138 to #135 - xtremedeath
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