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Comments(250):
#30
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alldaypk (12/29/2012) [-]
Assassin's Creed 2, I would throw money on the ground attracting civilians and guards alike, then poison the guards and watch as my new minions massacred dozens of innocent people.
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funforlife (12/29/2012) [-]
One time I was playing Assassin's Creed 3 and was travelling through Boston. There was a side mission to go kill some people trying to collect tax money so I went to kill them. Everything was going normal until after I killed the first 2 guys about 20 more guys started running after me. I ran through an alleyway and found about 10 more guards outside the alleyway so I fought them. For about ten minutes guards were just non stop spawning and spawning and spawning. After about ten minutes I had killed about 110 guards and was overwhelmed and died. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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conran (12/29/2012) [-]
Holy shit! The exact same thing happened to me, doing the same liberation mission and everything! At one point in that alleyway I swear that redcoats were tripping over the bodies of their fallen comrades and stabbing their alive comrades with their bayonets. Eventually I got tripped and there was noway for me to stand so they slashed me to death while I lay there in a sea of 200 dead bodies.
#21
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N. Korean citizen (12/29/2012) [-]
To be honest, I've done more. Then after killing around twice the amount of people shown here, I went and peacefully have a herald money. The herald that watched the bloodbath.
In reality all the guards have someone that cared for them that was not serving as a guard .
It may have been their son , brother , father or even best friend .
By killing them you give those people a purpose to fight for .
Some will want to become guards to honor the fallen and fight for the same things those fought for . Other will do it for revenge . They will swear that they will find that someone that killed their important person a bring him to (justice/ his end ).
And the never ending cycle of revenge will continue .
It may have been their son , brother , father or even best friend .
By killing them you give those people a purpose to fight for .
Some will want to become guards to honor the fallen and fight for the same things those fought for . Other will do it for revenge . They will swear that they will find that someone that killed their important person a bring him to (justice/ his end ).
And the never ending cycle of revenge will continue .
#16
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mastercolossus (12/29/2012) [-]
i used to pickpocke entire crowds and once i had enough i would counter with my fists not killing anyone but maiming them for life untill the ground was a writhing mass of pain.
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pariahlol (12/29/2012) [-]
In Assassins Creed 1 I used to go into cities when I was bored and indiscriminately kill everything while trying to amount the largest pile of bodies in history.
I was playing New Vegas one day, and after a while I finally got into the Strip. I talked to Benny, got him up to his suite, and, of course, killed him and his guards. I went downstairs and walked around for a little, and almost immediately Boone started shooting people. Five minutes later, The Tops was wiped out.
So then I decided I'd check out Gomorrah, because I'd never been there. I went in and found a bunch of hookers and stuff, as well as the tents in the courtyard. One thing that was really surprising was a room that you're not supposed to enter, yet its doors were wide open. I stepped inside, saw a bunch of pissed-off guys draw their weapons, and ten minutes later that casino was gone too.
And that, children, is the story of how I accidentally the Strip.
So then I decided I'd check out Gomorrah, because I'd never been there. I went in and found a bunch of hookers and stuff, as well as the tents in the courtyard. One thing that was really surprising was a room that you're not supposed to enter, yet its doors were wide open. I stepped inside, saw a bunch of pissed-off guys draw their weapons, and ten minutes later that casino was gone too.
And that, children, is the story of how I accidentally the Strip.
When you accident everything. Everything was accident.
#4
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flusteredmoose (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm not really too keen on the new game, the story is way too slow, something about it doesn't feel right. But I must say I love the look and the rope dart.
this was the best out of all the assassins creed games to fight guards with, although it was far to easy, it looked pretty damn cool