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#61 - flyingfrogslash (12/29/2012) [-]
I particularly liked counter kills involving daggers. They were in my opinion always the most brutal and violent ones in the game. Just go into town and then proceed to brutally massacre enough guards to populate all of Rhode Island. (pic related. Armor of Brutus) J
#119 to #61 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
youre forgetting MACE KILLS
User avatar #94 to #61 - thepineapple (12/29/2012) [-]
Eventhough Revelations does not stack up to AC2 & B, it had 1 really epic thing going for it:
Vlad the Impaler's Sword
The brutality of the Brutus dagger, spiced with some neck twisting
(put on mute)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkLt2uw8ao4
#60 - satexas (12/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - pasiusquotum (12/29/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that hates the fact that bodies dissapear after a while?
Like for once, I wonder what would happen if every body you ever killed stayed there so you can see how much damage you've really done. Like taking down hoards of enemies.

Now, I know this has something to do with slowing the computer/console or whatever.. but that'd look pretty neato.. :(
#92 to #58 - erectnipples (12/29/2012) [-]
I'd also like this.
Just imagine walking from place to place, to the point where all there is to step on is bodies. Doors? Never ******* heard of them. All we have is corpses. Corpses everywhere. You'd be like Jesus in a ******* sea of bodies.
User avatar #57 - sphincterface (12/29/2012) [-]
This happened to me last time I was playing AC3. Was being chased around forever, had tons of soldiers after me, couldn't escape them no matter how hard I tried. Eventually I'm just like " **** it, I'm just gonna kill 'em all." Ended up with a pile of dead bodies and really high notoriety. Right at that moment, what happens? One more goddamn guard walks by and sees all of it. Kill him, more come. Where the **** do they keep coming from?!?!
#52 - wyrddarcnyzz (12/29/2012) [-]
Hey! He's using the "killing everything within a mile radius is technically stealth" method of enemy avoidance. Keep at it buddy!

Please don't red thumb me.
#51 - crafty (12/29/2012) [-]
Meh brotherhood and revelations have made me lazy.
#46 - sammehh (12/29/2012) [-]
mfw
User avatar #47 to #46 - connorjay (12/29/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you're going to be eating that pizza alone.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sammehh (12/29/2012) [-]
You know it!
#43 - akkere (12/29/2012) [-]
Assassino!
You have defiled my nation!
#44 to #43 - akkere (12/29/2012) [-]
Killed my friends!
#45 to #44 - akkere (12/29/2012) [-]
I SWEAR WITH ALL MY MIGHT
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
User avatar #53 to #45 - eonsmashface (12/29/2012) [-]
and the Ezio stabs the ****** .
and his friends.
and THEIR friends.
and THEIR friends to.
User avatar #144 to #53 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
But not domestic animals.
User avatar #149 to #144 - roaddogg (12/29/2012) [-]
or children
#42 - quadv (12/29/2012) [-]
I got stuck in Boston in AC3 today because they just wouldn't stop coming. I think I killed around 200 something before a firing line got me.
#41 - wolfdogone (12/29/2012) [-]
MFW that last guy still comes at me
MFW that last guy still comes at me
#49 to #41 - thestolensweetrole (12/29/2012) [-]
Ezios face when they try.
User avatar #63 to #49 - aldheim (12/29/2012) [-]
*Can't touch me
#79 to #40 - memetastic (12/29/2012) [-]
i'm gonna guess that she broke up with you right?
User avatar #55 to #40 - eonsmashface (12/29/2012) [-]
no one likes a try hard.
#54 to #40 - iritz (12/29/2012) [-]
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#39 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
******					 can't do 						****					 to me
****** can't do **** to me
#37 - phanact (12/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #33 - poniesfuckedmeover (12/29/2012) [-]
That's basically what i do in Skyrim.
I go town to town trying to kill entire towns, or at least the people that i'm able to kill.
If they cant be killed then i beat them to submission and go onward to the next town.
+5
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#30 - alldaypk (12/29/2012) [-]
Assassin's Creed 2, I would throw money on the ground attracting civilians and guards alike, then poison the guards and watch as my new minions massacred dozens of innocent people.
User avatar #83 to #30 - thesnarfalarker (12/29/2012) [-]
That's ******* genious
#113 to #83 - alldaypk (12/29/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #29 - acannibalbaby (12/29/2012) [-]
False.

There's one guy left.
Two if you include yourself.
#32 to #29 - jurto (12/29/2012) [-]
And two more if you include the ones on the left.
And two more if you include the ones on the left.
User avatar #27 - alexdelooze (12/29/2012) [-]
He accidentally everything with his fists
#22 - funforlife (12/29/2012) [-]
One time I was playing Assassin's Creed 3 and was travelling through Boston. There was a side mission to go kill some people trying to collect tax money so I went to kill them. Everything was going normal until after I killed the first 2 guys about 20 more guys started running after me. I ran through an alleyway and found about 10 more guards outside the alleyway so I fought them. For about ten minutes guards were just non stop spawning and spawning and spawning. After about ten minutes I had killed about 110 guards and was overwhelmed and died. It was the greatest moment of my life.
#34 to #22 - conran (12/29/2012) [-]
Holy **** ! The exact same thing happened to me, doing the same liberation mission and everything! At one point in that alleyway I swear that redcoats were tripping over the bodies of their fallen comrades and stabbing their alive comrades with their bayonets. Eventually I got tripped and there was noway for me to stand so they slashed me to death while I lay there in a sea of 200 dead bodies.
#38 to #34 - funforlife (12/29/2012) [-]
Well done my Assassin bretheren.
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