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#599 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#598 - islanderp
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(12/29/2012) [-]
>dating majin buu
seriously what the **** is up with that eighth panel
#597 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#596 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#595 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#592 - thepandaking
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(12/29/2012) [-]
who is Talo....
#589 - conorpadraic
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(12/29/2012) [-]
#590 to #589 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Different text in overused Futurama pictures does not make you funny.
#610 to #590 - wheresthefudge
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Correct anon, it makes him right.
Correct anon, it makes him right.
#588 - HomerSimpson
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(12/29/2012) [-]
time to get creative
#612 to #588 - swagbot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
yeeeaaaaaaaa
#634 to #612 - zombieginger
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#586 - taintedtruffle
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(12/29/2012) [-]
just plopin' this here for someone to roll
#578 - deadpeople
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Made me chuckle when I saw the condom. He may not be loyal to her, but at least he would use protection.
#570 - SILENCEnight
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Running away. ** same joke different comic does not make this OC
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Running away. ** same joke different comic does not make this OC
#569 - soggytomatoe
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(12/29/2012) [-]
MFW this post
#567 - latinotornado
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'm seeing a lot of comments asking about the whole condoms for anal thing. Okay, story time. The first time I tried anal with a woman was...bad. Very bad. I had no idea what I was doing. It started off with me going to this girls house (we had already said we were going to do anal before hand) and we starting kissing and getting warmed up on her bed. Then, she got some sort of pills and **** and went into the bathroom. I'm curious at first what shes doing but I don't ask. So i'm sitting here, with a boner from the foreplay, trying to keep it up while shes in the bathroom. She also put music on before she went into the bathroom. Now, I got more curious about why shes in the bathroom in the first place. Then, there was a break in the music, and I heard a sound that made my scrotum shrivel. I heard a massive, wet, **** filled shart coming from the bathroom. At first I tried to ignore it, and focus on the music, but every break in the music I could hear it, shart after shart. Then it hit me. This bitch was sharting her brains out to clean out her system for anal!! So I nearly threw up on her bed when I realized shes in there making diarrhea soup for two. But I had to keep it together. So i'm there, trying to force my boner to stay up as I know in my mind what shes doing in the bathroom. A little while later, she exits the bathroom, and more foreplay goes down. then, the time as come. The time where I must dip my dang-a-lang into the emptied out chocolate tunnel. then she asked me "do you want a condom? I have some in the drawer" and I said "no" in a dumbfounded tone. Why would I need a condom for anal? oh, I found out the hard way. i'm going to skip all the gorey details about the anal, and just say it. I got **** dick. I got hella **** dick. It was disgusting and I wanted to wash my cock with steel wool. It was ******* bad.

TL;DR wear a condom for anal. You could get **** dick or a horrid std. I got lucky and only got **** dick.

<MFW **** dick
#742 to #567 - imabser
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(12/29/2012) [-]
MY GOD, I want to wear a condom for the remainder of my life.
#718 to #567 - azzlack
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#613 to #567 - Carthusia
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(12/29/2012) [-]
holy ****, I nearly woke up my whole damn house from laughing so damn hard
#572 to #567 - darkisfire
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(12/29/2012) [-]
jesus christ...
#593 to #572 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Your reaction picture made me laugh so damn bad that my dog thinks I'm insane. +1 for you
#809 to #593 - darkisfire
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(12/30/2012) [-]
im glad you like it :)
im glad you like it :)
#594 to #593 - newmanchamp
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Good, I'm not the only one.
#576 to #572 - latinotornado
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(12/29/2012) [-]
USE A CONDOM!!!!
#571 to #567 - crazyoljew
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry for you, bro. Laxatives are the WORST idea right before anal. You gotta make her **** it out maybe 1-2 hours beforehand. Also, yes on the condoms. Definitely don't want any stragglers to creep up on your bone after a mighty fine anal session. And then there are the STDs, like you said. At least you learned your lesson
I'm so sorry for you, bro. Laxatives are the WORST idea right before anal. You gotta make her **** it out maybe 1-2 hours beforehand. Also, yes on the condoms. Definitely don't want any stragglers to creep up on your bone after a mighty fine anal session. And then there are the STDs, like you said. At least you learned your lesson
#574 to #571 - latinotornado
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Hell yea I learned. I'm just glad this is over and done with. I now feel clean about my dick and I even got myself tested a few days later because it was scaring me so bad about the idea of me having an std from her ass. she said she was clean but it still bothered me.
#583 to #574 - crazyoljew
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You must never trust a woman that says she is clean. Always get yourself test when you go bare-bone
#630 to #583 - latinotornado
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(12/29/2012) [-]
haha thats why I did it. I know the game (at least well enough for my age)
#566 - batmansbong
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(12/29/2012) [-]
mfw it was all a test
#565 - techketzer
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(12/29/2012) [-]
That joke is as old as condoms and carriages.
#564 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
the joke is better, this comis is ass
#562 - bumpin
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(12/29/2012) [-]
old joke is old
old joke is old
#561 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**jrondeau rolls 32**
#556 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
[url deleted] its an old commercial of the story... saw at a few years ago
#557 to #556 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
youtube com/ watch?v=dd740A4oBJE
#555 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**** you op, old joke with "fancy" illustration isn't OC